Cuntybaws

​Fatty Arbuckle?

Bill Stickers is not innocent.

​You're doing that "might of" thing deliberately now, aren't you? Nice one!

​You had to ask, Uppers, you daft cunt, you just had to fucking ask!

​It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.

I was searching, you were on a mission, when our hearts combined like a neutron star collision. Team Edward and Team Jacob are - somewhat obviously - a bunch of cunts.

​Light years, black holes, now fucking wormholes? Has Fender been possessed by the unquiet spirit of Carl Sagan? PS 7's, were you abducted, by aliens? I hope you told them you don't do anal!

We are 12 billion light years from the edge. And Simon Singh is a cunt too.

For so many years have gone though I'm older but a year, your mother's eyes from your eyes cry to me. Brian May is a cunt.

​Fuck off, Jazz! (Well, someone had to say it...)

This Benton arsehole was in an ultra-annoying Nationwide ad campaign a few years back. He was a porky fucker then so - while I'd normally tuck into a tasty turd sandwich based solely on Spot's recommendation - I'm certainly not going to watch this corpulent talentless cunt on daytime TV.

​If you're going to crash into something French, surely it should be Sangatte rather than some poxy fucking mountain?

Winscombe makes Royston Vasey look like fucking Portofino. What sort of cunt goes there voluntarily?

I had a fuckload of chocolate for breakfast this morning. Nothing to do with Easter - I'm Scottish.

Man will never be free until the last geezer is strangled with the entrails of the last scouser.

Always use Murphy's nails.

The party's still going on inside, but some cunts just legged it with all the good whisky and the decent mix tapes. Still, I've been to worse; advocaat and Phil Collins, anyone?

I like Empire biscuits. RIP Pen.

Cunts who take the middle stall of three are the lowest form of vermin. Fucking sick perverts!

You can fit a lot of dismembered prostitutes into a T6 if you stack them just right, but watch the cunt when you're cornering!

Given the current Nazi purge, I suspect he's been in Paraguay or Bolivia...

Funny you should mention Munchkins, Rev, when the police are "investigating a tweet" by sports journalist Fraser Paterson in which he joked that Sturgeon should be hung from the tree outside Bute House. Just as well all those comments about bark strippers have disappeared from the old site!

Few of us are, Keith, few of us are!

Looking at the sort of cunts who do this, the further away their hands are from my crotch the better! Even shoulder level may not be high enough.

Careful Judge, some cunt might ban you if you go around speaking your mind and slagging off other members. And there's not that many of us left.