Cuntybaws

"Fédération Internationale de Football Association" Come on, what did anyone expect from an organisation with a French name?

The cunt needs a good feed, And a facelift. And setting on fire.

​There are 10 types of people - those who understand binary and those who don't.

Labour isn't working.

​If anyone has posted anything witty or worthwhile today then please accept my apologies, but I'm not wading through this abject pish to find it. Fuck this for a lark.

My, but she's an ugly cunt too. Any white man with any sense is already running a fucking mile in the opposite direction.

​Sage advice. I've also heard that you can stop a cunt from whistling by inserting a finger in his rectum. (Or is that how you get a Rottweiler to let go of a baby?) Anyway, now that I think about it, putting your penis in his mouth should definitely stop his noise, but that's a bit too gay for my taste.

If God hates fags, why did he make so fucking many of them?

​Don't go telling us what your nominations mean, you uppity cunt. (Can we still say "uppity"?)

​Michael Parkinson is a cunt.

​Challenge accepted!

​I've heard it said that it's just about the money, and all they're after are the few remaining piddling tax advantages and inheritance rights that straight marriages enjoy. I think it's actually simpler than that. The gay brigade, with their "look at me" histrionics, remind me of nothing more than petulant toddlers. And, like petulant toddlers, when they see that someone else has a shiny toy they want it "just because". They claim it's about equality, but if anyone thinks they'll shut up now they've got it then they're in for a rude surprise.

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That fucking hobbit cunt Freeman has just been on telly fronting an Oxfam appeal for water purification tablets for the victims of this cataclysm. I don't know why he kept wittering on about Nepal, though. I fear he may have taken one too many up the arse from Mr Cumberbatch.

​I see the Dale Farm thread is back.

To be fair, it's the most exciting thing that's happened in Kent since the Swing Riots.

One day everyone will have contactless payment capability on their bank cards or smartphones (or government-implanted tracking chips) and I confidently predict that every cunt on here will complain about that too. Cunts Corner is a cunt.

​That's a canard.

The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable.

And twiddling knobs.

I wouldn't give this fucking buck-toothed, ginger, squirrel-looking midget cunt the time of day, let alone 60 fucking grand.

​There's never a squadron of Luftwaffe bombers around when you need them.

​Language, Timothy!

Lay off the poor cunt, he supports Bolton Wanderers, he's been punished enough.