Cuntybaws
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Hairy growler, huge grotesque feet, speaks in a mellifluous yet consonant-rich language no-one else understands? Fuck me, it finally makes sense - she's a hobbit.
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I owe you a like for this one - I know how much they mean to you. I'm either out for the day now, or more likely my DNS and/or cookies are fucking up. I can only get the Corner up using Opera Turbo at present, so I guess it's time to flush everything.
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You may mock, but the cunt will get subsidised entry to Seaworld Orlando for life. Those careers officers knew exactly what they were playing at.
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You'd fuck the nanny though, surely, ladyboy or not? This sprog was in the news this week - its name is Hong Hong (as opposed to Ting Tong) and it's got thirty one fingers and toes. As prime numbers go, that's definitely not NFN.
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This thread has now exceeded 100 comments, and as Mrs Roops is getting paid £200,000 per comment she is now worth £20m and is therefore quite simply not a cunt.
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His kid's fucking gorgeous though, bless.
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Not unlike the Xmas nominations you can set your watch by... http://www.cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/57541-the-invictus-games/
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Fancy!
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Remember when (sorry, Decs) we fought the great Cuntwad war of 2013/4 and we thought we were the good guys, but everyone else got bored of the whole sorry saga and thought we were cunts? It's sort of like that.
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Class analogy! My youngest brat has one of those little Roborovski cunts - is this the one?
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Now be fair, Bill, it may only have been a month ago but it was somewhat-misleadingly titled "Money spunking cunt", and despite running to 4 pages very few of the comments were actually about the EU referendum.
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"I wipe my ass with your feelings."
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There's some dialogue from the Sopranos that seems relevant. (I've taken some liberties with the names.) Baws: Hey, Decs. You remember your first blowjob? Decs: Oh, yeah. Baws: How long did it take for the guy to come?
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Be careful what you wish for.
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A pint of this worked wonders for Marc Almond by all accounts.
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Much like Heathrow jets.
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Luckily, in best Margaritaville fashion, it's always 10pm somewhere.
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They play too fast, they play out of tune, They practise in the singer's bedroom, The drum's quite good, the bass is too loud, And I... can't hear... the words...
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According to Boyle it won't be called "Porno" because you can't Google that at work. Challenge accepted!
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"Choose Life". You know the rest of the speech...
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As I recall, every schoolgirl looked like this in Scotland in the eighties. Fellatio was the last thing on anyone's mind, especially after watching one of them demolish a deep-fried haggis supper.
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If it's a mindfuck you're after, Jacko's from Cambuslang.
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The rotting corpse of Jade Goody has a better claim for an award for "services to television". At least she made me laugh once, when she died.
