The current XJR.5.0 V8 is a fucking masterpiece. Every possible luxury for us old duffers, and 0-60 in under 5 seconds.
The only downside is that it's hard to decide which colour looks best, so I got two of the cunts. But then again, I make so much fucking money each and every month that I don't need a bonus.
* Some of the above facts are true. Some may not be.