A rapist, a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophiliac, a sadist, a paedophile, a zoophile and Punkape are chatting at the golf club after their round.
The rapist says, "I'd like to fuck something.".
The zoophile says, "A cat."
The paedophile says, "Even better: a kitten."
The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophiliac adds, "Alright, let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."
Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
Punkape says, "Meow."