Cuntybaws
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Well, my talpine friend, I would like to say it's been nice knowing you, but that would be a slight exaggeration.
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Death to their low-slung arses.
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Cunts who wank the dog and moan when it goes belly up
Cuntybaws replied to The Beast's topic in The Corner
I hope the cunt hangs himself in the stairwell of his greedy folly and the rats, attracted by the prolapsed offal pooling below his still-warm corpse, take his testicles and his eyeballs to feed their mewling young. Apart from that, I've nothing against buy-to-renters. -
On the one hand there's "heli-skiing with John Leslie" - on the other we have "Flinders crispy pancakes". And you thought Sophie's Choice was a toughie!
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Mothrat.
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Gurkhas, Sherpas, Oompa-Loompas, they all look the same to me.
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It's far more likely that some silent stealthy cunt has broken into your house and swapped the keys around on your laptop. Fucking mimes!
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Send the cunt back where he came from. Er, London.
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One less Brazilian cunt in the world. Oh dear, how sad, never mind. If Pele has any sense of style left, he should now tweet, "I don't give a fuck."
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I fucking hate Punch & Judy. I've always hated it. It's not funny, or clever, it's just about the saddest fucking thing a grown man can do to make a living, with the possible exception of being a mime. This Poulton cunt has a web page (he calls himself "Professor Poulton", the fucking dildo.) Have a look at it and tell me it doesn't remind you of Jazz. http://www.poultonpuppets.co.uk/p/Poulton_Puppets_Homepage.html
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Never forget the the true meaning of The Festival.
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I beg your pardon?
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If you're worried about electricity oozing unbidden from your toaster or one-bar fire, then leave them plugged in and take them into the bath with you. First though, to be on the safe side at the first sign of a thunderstorm, move the bath under the tallest tree you can find. Oh, and make sure you're wearing your tinfoil hat.
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I think that's part of the very essence of religion. If Spunky is indeed one of "God's chosen people", then God is a spectacularly poor judge of character.
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Any cunt over the age of 14 that has a birthday party
Cuntybaws replied to Neil's topic in The Corner
These cunts know how to enjoy themselves. The best audience the cunt with the guitar will ever have. See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn, I wish I were a moron, My God! perhaps I am! -
The poor chap must be in bits and pieces. Not to mention reelin' and rockin'. Was MikeD a Dave Clark Five fan?
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If Beatrice's hat fetched £81,000 on eBay, just think how much Eugenie's bikini might go for.
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Method acting at its very finest. Dustin Hoffman can suck my cock.
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That's exactly what happened with NASA's Mars Climate Orbiter in 1999. Apparently you DO need to be a rocket scientist.
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While researching this denser-than-a-neutron-star Aussie cunt ("I might sue, you know", well fuck me, what a surprise!) I happened upon something much more newsworthy. Helen Skelton's tits are all over the internet in a leaked topless sunbathing video from a few years ago. I should probably post a link on the Olympics thread, but I am currently somewhat distracted.
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One of Batzella's finest. You have to watch it in the original Italian. La Bestia in Calore - makes it sound much classier.
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One from Fender's private collection... Tim Minchin is a cunt.
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Do you want me to tell you about the rabbits again?
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The same goes for Cheryl Baker.
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The news channels are all reporting it as, "Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2..." but I think "played" is somewhat overstating his contribution. You have to look him up in IMDB to appreciate his true versatility. Dwarf # 1; Goblin; Little Person; he mastered them all. All that fame and fortune enabled him to woo and marry a supermodel much taller than he was - she must be 4' 1" in those heels, The filthy little cunt.
