Cuntybaws

To be fair to him, he came last. I've always found that to be trickier than it sounds.

Oh shit, the supervisor!

In God Mode no doubt.

“Thee”, I should have said “thee” - “Vote for me or I'll smite thee”. Fuck it, fallen at the first hurdle.

Is this the thread for racist Punch & Judy?

I'd make a great God. Vote for me or I'll smite you.

Now hold on, she hasn't even been found guilty yet. When she is, though, she should be made to pay for her treatment, then re-infected with Ebola and given a dose of Marburg virus for good measure. Best if she's stripped of her ovaries too, without benefit of anaesthetic.

At least you didn't put up a picture of the dead one. Roy Castle was a cunt.

Well thanks, it's very kind of you to say so. If you ever find yourself dying of dehydration in the desert you're most welcome to lick the sweat from my ballsack.

He's got teeth?

Hmm, she's quite cute though. I might let her suck the poison out of my cock before she dies.

God hates fags.

When these cunts come to my door I insist on showing them my noodly appendage.

You should definitely try the sequel... Commit Self-Harm by E Mo Cunt.

Beard or bead? Yes, I could indeed try harder, but there's no point casting pearls before swine.

There was always the danger that this might happen when they gave an infinite number of monkeys a typewriter each.

Punk rock arrived not a moment too soon. Even the worst coordinated white teens could handle the pogo and the dying fly, and if all else failed there was always the standing still. The dance du jour depended primarily on your recreational drug of choice.

Does this nomination refer to your own recent emergence from the primordial slime, a malformed abomination ill-equipped for either land or sea, unable to function properly in your new environment? If so then I wholeheartedly agree, this is a cunt of biblical proportions.

Where I was brought up, the definition of "cultured" was someone who got out of the bath to take a shit.

Baby, you're a firework.

Petrol OK, diesel, perhaps, but we don't want any of those fucking hybrids coming over here and taking our jobs!

Cheers pal, that's exactly the look I was going for.

There's no way he didn't do this deliberately (and the GILF pic) to up his street cred with a ban while he was off on holiday anyway. Give him a month.