Cuntybaws

This worries me, Quince, worries me more than I'm comfortable with, you newbie-PM'ing weirdo. On the surface it's all very post-ironic, for comedy effect, but underneath I do believe you're actually grooming the weak and susceptible to fill some deep-seated and aching perverted need. Irish, my arse, you're German aren't you?

I've had so many comments deleted for quoting that over the years...

Cockwomble

You just missed a golden - and perhaps unique - chance to say "un4tun8". Some people have no testicular 4titude.

#milkisrape

PISS ON YOUR FUCKING RULES!

Paddy is a moron, spud thick Mick, breeds like a rabbit, thinks with his pick.

You know I don't actually give a fuck, right? With that said, what was wrong with the next comment, which drew a "That's Life" parallel between my cock and a veggie sausage? If that was either derailing or abusive I'll eat Admin's hat. Oh, and stick your Good Friday Agreement up your arse

I don't know, I've never looked that far down. Her medusa-like like gaze holds me transfixed, and I've effectively hypnotised myself by switching my attention back and forth between those wide spaced limpid pools.

Oh for fuck's sake. it couldn't have been any more relevant. And the new poster got two likes for his reply - I'm heartened to see those at least are still around.

Lukwesa Burak (why do none of these cunts have names Manky would approve of?) has recently moved from Sky to the BBC. I actually quite like her, and she's a damn sight more competent than most of their News 24 muppets. However, I don't think I've ever seen someone with their eyes set quite so far apart - it would make jizzing in them both quite a challenge.

Baby Oleg makes a plush & luxurious wank sock, if you can tolerate his little button eyes watching you accusingly as you come.

I believe Tom Daley's Splash lasted for half an hour. I hope that helps?

With elan, dear boy; with panache; and any other French nouns you can think of.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever called Michael Winner. Does Philip Green sell insurance? I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Well, the 2095% APR sounds a bit steep - but it says it's for ME so I'll take it because I'M THE DUMBEST FUCKING CUNT IN CHRISTENDOM.

You don't want to diss the mighty Darkseid on a thread about the New Gods. He might kick your cunt in.

I had a couple of run ins with the Jesus Army in London during the eighties, thankfully before the days of CCTV. They wore camouflage jackets and Doc Marten's and the poor cunts thought that made them God's mighty warriors, hassling people in the street. I reminded a few of them of the wisdom of turning the other cheek.

And you thought the Village People were gay?

"I also still paint, Buddhist Thangka (mostly for myself) which I also studied the doctrine of whilst living in Nepal. ARTISTIC COMMISSIONS: Harrods. Liberty London. Fortnum & Mason. Barclays Bank plc. PLUS: My Son's Bedroom! (smile)" Yes, the consummate professional and master of the visual arts actually typed out “(smile)” in his LinkedIn profile. I sort of almost miss the daft cunt sometimes.

"My awakening as an artist happened aged 9 years. I have not looked back since. My childhood influences were the works of Emile Galle, Rene Lalique, David Bowie and Egyptian mythology, all of which inspired me and my art. These artists led me quickly towards others within the world of Art Nouveau, Art Deco & musically minded genius and worldwide religions as visually portrayed." Not so much "Debbie Does Dallas" as "Jesus Does Jib Jabs"

I find this nomination very offensive to the victims of thalidomide.

As Viz once pointed out, "Just because Russell Crowe is a fat, cantankerous Antipodean twat doesn't make him a bad actor. It's his acting that does that."

Caster Semenya looks like Punkape's sort of girl.

Actually, you get "RAT OHM". Resistance is futile.