Mrs Baws : "Let's go for afternoon tea, that's sophisticated."
Me: "Like fuck, that's for pretentious cunts with dried up twats. Cucumber sandwiches and scones are shit."
Mrs Baws: "Oh, do you think so?"
Me: "Ow. Fucking hell...FUCK... OW! Not the face... NO, NOT THE BOLLOCKS EITHER!"
Me: "Well, I DO like Victoria Sponge cake. Sophisticated, you say? Ow."