Cuntybaws
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Say what you like about Goebbels but that cunt could punctuate.
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His jaiket's on a shoogly peg, Quince.
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Ten posts in and no-one has mentioned Roops' scary yet. What a bunch of fucking amateurs.
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Bill called it "a niche nom for the connoisseur" and its undoubted originality in a sea of repeat fucking bollocks is to be applauded. I'm sure now though, with hindsight, he wishes he had died before posting it. -
I think he likes you, Dai, he hopes you go imminently rather than suffer several years of lung-hacking agony that even morphine won't dull.
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I'm still not paying up.
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I always think of Gurt when I listen to my old "Cast of Thousands" album. "Give me insect eyes, insect brain, give me insect sex I'll be happy again." TV Smith - madman or genius?
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The original name was dregj. Whether it's the original cunt is a different question, although based on the limited evidence to date it very well might be, Still, could be worse, it might have been Rothers.
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More of a Bernard than a Sir Humphrey, then?
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Well, there's a name from the past. And an avatar to match.
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These days even the most impoverished of cunts can pilot a drone with a 4K UHD GoPro up to your bedroom window to satisfy their perverted lusts. Not that they'll see much fucking action through my bedroom window. Not when I'm in it, anyway.
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Fnaar, fnaar, you said "bot". Extra points too for doing so on a thread about mandated anal.
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Where the fuck did you dig that up from? For a terrible moment I though it was a Jib Jab. I should have gone with a lame pun about stool pigeons instead.
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You appear to have foreshadowed the demise of your own subsequent post. How ironic.
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The funniest part is when they go blind and then - after struggling for a few years and finally mastering Braille with their desensitised fingers - the cunts die anyway.
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"Heaven would be just kicking back, with Jesus packing my bong."
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I had the misfortune to sit next to him at a "do" a few years back and he is a crass, obnoxious, sexist, gobshite boor. I'm fairly certain you would detest him.
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I mis-read this as "Teens with lube". Imagine how disappointed I feel now.
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Fucking Dermaptera.
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Mmm, Danish!
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I've been offline - have you done any untermensch jokes yet?
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Mull was astern, Rum on the port, Eigg on the starboard bow. Glory of youth glowed in his soul; Where is that glory now?
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