Cuntybaws
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I've had just about enough of this limp word association football.
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Have you seen the video of Helen Skelton sunbathing topless and oiled, aged just 17? Well worth dedicating a few minutes of your day to.
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I'm a big fan of semen-free cheeseburgers, which is why I avoid McDonalds.
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If I might respond with one one of my all-time favourite film quotes, from an epic grumble flick set in long ago Camelot, "Verily, thou mayest sucketh my cock."
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At last, actual evidence for Rupert Sheldrake's Theory of Formative Causation. Friedman once said, "A society that puts equality before freedom will get neither." I make him right on that one, if nothing else.
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Supporting evidence is provided by the fact that an image search for "Morgana Robinson naked" returns precisely zero pictures of her tits, not even faked ones. She must be a complete nonentity to be in such flagrant breach of Rule 34.
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Evening, Bubs. Take your red pill, and your blue pill, and shove them both up your arse.
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It's "Bucket o' Spastics" or "Box of Flids" - an important distinction in Frank's mind, if nowhere else.
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On a semi-related note, Dershowitz's latest book is entitled, "Electile Dysfunction: A Guide for the Unaroused Voter,”
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There used to be an Icke-loving conspiracy theorist on here named Jimmy Goat. You can look up "Judas Goat" for yourself.
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And this is an unfunny clown.
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Surprising that you didn't consider the honey badger, aka the ratel. (Lemongrass, in case you were wondering.)
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That video is right up there with Jesse Rae on the boundary-pushing front. I suspect there is a correlation between the bleakness and stark beauty of the landscape, and the batshit fucking crazy cunts that live there.
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That would certainly explain most of 20th century European history.
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Strange fish grow on southern trees.
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Barclays share price Feb 23rd 2007; £7.90. Barclays share price Oct 14th 2016; £1.70. Here's some life skills advice for senior Barclays management - learn to fucking count, you black-hearted cunts.
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Gunther von Hagens. It just had to be a fucking German, didn't it?
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Simply invest in an ultraviolet marker pen and jot down a selection of your favourite abusive phrases on your notes. Then watch the suspicious cunts try not to react when their own technology instructs them to "Piss up a rope, fuckstick!"
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Absolutely. Vindaloo straight from the fridge will wake you up nicely.
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If you play your cards right and order some extra, it's Saturday and Sunday breakfast as well.
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You sound like the sort of chap who plays Precision Club. I hope I'm wrong.
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I once worked with a cunt who said "blinking" and - get this - "jeepers". It was like a nightmare cross between Moss from the IT Crowd and Scooby fucking Doo.
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No Nazis. but definitely some nuns.
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What, Toyah Wilcox and Robert Fripp? Who knew? Or was that one of the Cardinal's?
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Indeed, 7's, your 2013 nomination about anal sex is still disturbingly fresh in my mind, especially the bit where you confessed you did it once "by accident".
