Dyslexic cnut

11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I use an FFP3 half mask. I wear a FF mask because I ensure I am clean shaven - on my face.

I’m living proof that masks are utterly fuckin useless. I’ve been using them regularly but I still caught the chinky bat-flu. Mine was avocado and honey with tea-tree oil which helped with my raging impetigo but resulted in me coughing up a hernia and unable to taste my daily IPA quota. I also got bee stings all over my head which was far worse than the aforementioned facial pus-party (but it was mid-summer.)So it’s a ‘no’ from me...maskcnuts.

1 hour ago, Rev said:

I have to be absolutely fucking frank and honest. I'd probably lift my cassock and rip the absolute fucking cloaca out of her turd-cutter...but that's just the way this particular hombré rolls. 

There is absolutely fucking no bastard chance of me presenting the Obersturmbannführer to the cunt's mouth with those magnolia pine-marten Manhattan skyline fucking teeth, although tbf, I could knock the fucking Sutcliffe out of the cunts with a 16oz ball-pein hammer...which I just happen to have a fairly impressive collection of.

It's a toughie.

I still want her dead. Preferably pre-coitus.

Work such as this reminds us of the beauty of the English language with it’s subtle rhythms and lilting iambric pentameter. Very moving Rev, illuminating these dark days.

On 02/10/2020 at 00:57, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm catholic and I don't fucking trust 'em either. 

I’m a catholic and I don’t even trust me.

8 hours ago, King Billy said:

If her dad Kevin knew what you were saying about her he’d most likely tell you to “Calm down mate” in a whiny Scouse drawl. Just saying. It’d be up to you wether you did or not.

Unsurprised that a kopshite didn’t know that one of his former heroes was not Scouse but from Yorkshire. I’ll forgive you as I know you’ll be rushing out to Mass...

I see this liquorice-toothed Jock harridan’s trying to tough this one out, claiming that it was all the chinky bat-flu’s fault that she broke the law because one of it’s side effects is ‘muddled thinking?’ Shameless skanky looking cunt needs to inhabit a mortuary...soon.

23 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Comfort is overrated H...

 

Either that or your japs-eye chemo is smarting again?

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Why do I feel uncomfortable reading this?

Comfort is overrated H...

Just now, Dawn Chorus said:

You are not Pisstazza by any chance are you?,

? Qué?

1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I was born in Stoke-on-Trent duck and I have lived in Ingerland all my life so get fucked.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Stoke-on-Trent? It gets worse. The septic-sphincter of this sceptred Isle!

20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've said all along Rev, you're a true gent in this time of savagery. However, for the record, I'd like to get your thoughts on this one and possible outcomes of a first date?

 

Masked date or not?

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’d deny my nationality if I was Welsh, and Devon is just a short paddle to the land of the inbreds. Welsh Cunt bint.

Anyway, aren’t you on a yellow card for being a useless cunt?

2) Lady P. Continual mind numbing nominations and pointless content. Less is more. Your longevity does not afford you any privileges. Change or the exit will be shown.

3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Since when has Devon been been in Cymru?

I’d deny my nationality if I was Welsh, and Devon is just a short paddle to the land of the inbreds. Welsh Cunt bint.

12 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Five-fingered hands and average IQ are becoming very rare in those circles. It will be most frowned upon.

They’re not all bad those Johnson’s.Daddy Stanley like to settle any matrimonial tension with a swift right-hook to Mrs J’s temple...problem sorted. Tousle-haired wife-beaty Cunt.

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

What’s worse is that he was DPP when dozens of dusky grooming gangs were allowed to destroy the lives of hundreds, maybe thousands of underage white girls. His refusal to prosecute these animals, not to mention his apparent inability to even consider the mounting evidence of Jimmy Savilles crimes, isn’t even a story for the fake news BBC, C4 or ITV that churns out the woke/leftie crap that passes as news today. They’re far too busy looking for the imminent Armageddon about to be unleashed by ‘far right extremists’ who’ve proved to be much harder to find. 

Starmer is the epitome of what’s wrong with Britain today. A complete and utter fraudulent cunt.

This is what happens when Parliament is populated by former members of the planet’s most vile ‘profession’...lawyers. Even that banal vicious closet dyke Jimmy Crankie up in sweaty-sockland is one. A ‘profession’ only invented so that estate agents and accountants could have someone to look down on. Cunts to a man. I want them all hospiced...today.

1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Bearing in mind that you have been posting during pub hours I would suggest that your "pub" is your bedsit .. probably about as real as a certain other poster's golf clubhouse.

Errmmm...it’s 6.25am Pen...dunno what the opening hours in your part of Wales are sweetheart.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

One of these little Hitler twats has just shut my boozer down. She was about 19years old & strutting about the pub with a clipboard and an inside out mask on, also worn upside down. The reason for her angst? One table had 7 chairs alongside it...(no fucker sat there like) and apparently, she had spotted this life-threatening transgression on an earlier visit. This pompous runt-bitch gloated that she had closed seven puns that week. Not wanting to sound bitter (geddit?) but if she soon takes up residence at the local hospice, soon...I shan’t weep. The twatcunt whore.

‘Pubs’

One of these little Hitler twats has just shut my boozer down. She was about 19years old & strutting about the pub with a clipboard and an inside out mask on, also worn upside down. The reason for her angst? One table had 7 chairs alongside it...(no fucker sat there like) and apparently, she had spotted this life-threatening transgression on an earlier visit. This pompous runt-bitch gloated that she had closed seven puns that week. Not wanting to sound bitter (geddit?) but if she soon takes up residence at the local hospice, soon...I shan’t weep. The twatcunt whore.

Christ that’s fucking shocking. Fingers crossed that his stay at HMP will be short and hideously painful. I can’t even bring myself to label him a ‘Cunt’ frankly.

23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Wound fucking, that’s a new one for the corner. If you Neil, Rev and Baws swap notes, you could go far here

Praise indeed but as I have found to my discomfort, intially, a crispy pustule or dried suture can play havoc with the urethra. First world problems but being new here, I thought it best to give the chaps a ‘heads-up’...so to speak. All about empathy & giving me see...

11 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I would like to see you plugged into the mains just like an electric car.

What happened Welsh Dawn...you used to be apt and amusing? HRT? Sahara-Cunt syndrome? It”s all a bit disappointing if I’m being honest. You can get those tablets or skin patches you know. Failing that, slap a tub of marge down your gusset and come back to us....you’re so vital and missed...kinda. xx

10 hours ago, King Billy said:

I bet you’ve had your socket plugged more times than you could count.

Fuck off. lol.

Careful with this Gaelic tempered bit of Welsh rarebit....

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Why don't you write to her. She might send you one. You can drape it over your face whilst tugging away at your little sergeant major. 

Sergeant Major...the big fella’s had a promotion due length 

3 hours ago, King Billy said:

She’s a wonderful girl. I wouldn’t need to give it a seconds deliberation if she came round my gaff begging me to let her plate my arse. But then I’m just an old fashioned good mannered  bloke. I don’t like saying no to people.

I can only get goin for these types in the two weeks post-op, when there’s still some moisture on the scar tissue. I’m not a dry wound man which has always been my downfall. Moist & vulnerable is my M.O.

Ludicrous that this titless skank caught the chinky bat-flu due to going maskless. She must have dozens of redundant bras in her gaff that would work a treat. Mastecto-cunt.

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

A thing of prosaic beauty....this post makes you stand back and admire the English Language, after sobbing uncontrollably...I’m now ‘in!’ Inspirational putridity, congrats to LCS.

Posted before the author was aware that the said Axminster-chomper was so inclined? Remarkable visciousness that’s to be applauded.