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Posts posted by Dyslexic cnut
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16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You complete imbecile and morloch.
Too busy being fagged to learn your spellings at that public school that you never attended?
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18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Just observe the protocols or bugger off pleb.
‘Buggering’ seems to be a theme with you, I’m led to believe?
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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:
No it wasn't. He just loves to be hated on here. Associating the Catholic church, public schools and the upper classes with homosexuality and pedophilia pisses him off though. Just don't post anything libelous because Roops will can you for that as well.
Christ......a cunting minefield to tread it seems.
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Just now, Trucking Funt said:
None that I'm aware of. You do need to be careful about going too far with racial slurs on here because I read in an old post that CC once got flagged up as a hate site by some lefty Quislings and it nearly got closed down. You will get a bit of latitude while you're a newbie but after that you will get coolered where Roops will mercilessly peg you with her 15 inch strap on without lube.
Fairy nuff. I can’t think that forum preservation was at the forefront of the slimy cunt’s tiny mind however.
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1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said:
Quite right Roops, There's no place for Neo-Nazism on here. My Grandad died at Auschwitz..... He got pissed and fell out of a machine gun tower.
Copyright Bernard Manning 1983
Is there a virtual bike shed on this site behind which Lord Grass can be taken for a good shoeing?
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37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:
Ordinarily this would have been an interesting anecdotal observation which had punch yet you've ruined it by unnecessary racist stereotyping and pejoratives.
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I don't wish to spoil the party but The Corner will enter a world of hurt if it resembles a National Front branch. By all means indulge in free speech, but use it responsibly.
Which bit upset Lord Snot? Was it ‘spookess,’ or ‘gibbon,’ or ‘primate?’ Please don’t tell me it was ‘Spaderush?’
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2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:
I am not important enough for you to worry your tiny mind about. Whay not try to match yourself against a titanic single cell mind such as Childish Harorld instead.
It would appear that you have a Gaelic keyboard which, I would suggest, adds to the not unsubstantial evidence of your ewe-friendly heritage?
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27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:
You have a few London overspill enclaves in Cymru .. Parts of Rhyl, Caergybi and also Caermarthen are examples.
The evidence of your Welshyness is piling up.
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17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Who the fuck wants to live in Norway?
69 former members of the Utöya Workers’ Youth League probably would.
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7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard.
How big was that budgie cage like?
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2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Good nom, even better title.
Was the victim Head of Religious studies?
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1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
What has become of The Corner? I see on the news this morning that a French teacher showed a class cartoons of Mohammad and an irate parent cut his noggin off, before being blown away by a Gendarme. Time was this would have been headline news and provoked much hand-wringing on The Corner. I know you guys have lots in your in tray, but lift your game for fucks’ sake.
Good nom, even better title.
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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:
Not him...the tree-dwelling chimp twat...
Who professes to hate the said Old Etonian.
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2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Punkape is one of the funniest cunts on here. A perfectly played character. An aristocratic, catholic, golfing, closeted homosexual. He never breaks character.
Not him...the tree-dwelling chimp twat...
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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Sorry, the question took me by surprise. Most people just want to hear about the ninjas.
The questions are mostly regarding licensing law, citizens arrest, legally acceptable force and restraint. A few theoretical scenarios depicting volatile situations, to test your response (just say "speak calmly and clearly" every time and you've aced it)
On day 3 they get the Jap-slapping mats out and you all practice twisting arms up backs, swan neck restraint and kneeling on necks for 8.7 minutes etc'.
Any candidates get twatted to death by them kung-fu slopes? If so, can you get an application form for monkey-girl...in braille?
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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You’re going to be soon you massive cretin.
Irrelevant, obscure comeback. Should I report you?
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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
You go to an interview, they ask you some questions. Then all the lights go out and some ninjas leap out with swords and machine guns. If you kill all the ninjas, and get all the questions right, you're in.
Idiot.
Is it more stringent for darkies?
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11 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:
Can you at least make a token attempt at punctuation and grammar before posting. Then again, don't bother. You're so full of shit I can't be bothered reading them anymore.
Might be some out of date methadone what dunnit.
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30 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
It’s the thick and thicker show! I was getting bored with CC, but you and thick (you’re thicker) have given me as reason to log in again. I’m indebted to you, thicker.
In English please...cunt
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Just now, Ape™️ said:
Formulaic garbage from a sad, lonely little prick, desperate for acceptance.
Congratulations with ‘formulaic’ you little linguistically competent snidey lapdog you...
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1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Reported for racism.
Mortified....etc...
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3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
Are you genuinely racist, or are you trying to gain acceptance?
I’ll get back to you, I have to flog Mtembe...he’s missed a bit on my brogues, idle spook cunt...
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46 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Reported for racism.
Get fucked
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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:
I know out of the two I'd like to hang by the neck on my wall over the fireplace.
Do elaborate...
Margaret Ferrier MP SNP cunt
in The Corner
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Not to mention that shit game that he invented, with those metal balls....