Dyslexic cnut

49 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

How should I go about concerning him/her? Make up a story about one of their family being in a accident? Or perhaps tell them they’ve been the victim of fraud?

Fuck’s sake Eric...a like for this cack? Really?

47 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

How should I go about concerning him/her? Make up a story about one of their family being in a accident? Or perhaps tell them they’ve been the victim of fraud?

Too idiotic to grasp the sentiment? 

29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

The “cnut” wasn’t impressed! 

Concern a hematologist, this week...cnut.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

The airport is not really in Liverpool itself .. it is closer to Toxteth and Garston.

Nowhere near Toxteth, fuck off.

9 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

299,792,458 m/s, approximately.

You appear to be as popular as bowel cancer on this site...now I see why. Get fucked you snidey little Gobshite.

On 12/10/2020 at 17:35, cuntspotter said:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............

I’m quite new on this site of putridity, soooooo...is this an acceptable nom format? If so...I’m on me toes. What an utter Bellwipe.

Listen bellsniff....these scouse cunts are on another planet to any fuckin place in the UK. For a start, they think they’re immune, different, witty and a republic. They’re cunts and half of ENGLAND has been coming to Liverpool on the piss because the city and it’s bin-dipping residents have, if anything, treated Covid as a reason for mass congregation and party time...far more than normal, pretty muc( anywhere. Now they’re locked down, which they will ignore en masse...hence the post. So, get fucked and busy a hearse driver soon...cnut!

3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's true Dyslexic. Absolutely true. Now are you going to deliver my pepperoni pizza and BBQ wings or not, you Deliveroo cunt?😁

I’ll be 15 mins....you did order the Anal debris deep crust Gyps? 

Country is full of idle cunts. My mate’s been furloughed since March (airline industry) and will be for the foreseeable. There are thousands of jobs available...employers can’t get Brits to do ‘em, especially young Brits. Ok, they don’t pay a fortune but they can keep you ticking over & get you outta the house until this shit is over. Whingeing whiney nation of scrounging cunts...we’d be fucked if Big Vlad decided to invade with this snowflake generation attempting to defend our shores....newly pubed cunts.

14 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Any thoughts on Milton Keynes Dons?

Omertà...so I’m keeping schtum...

On 11/11/2019 at 08:34, Dawn Chorus said:

I wonder whether I will ever see Talacre again?

I fuckin knew you were Welsh...now here’s da proof, innit...there’s loverly?

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Paul Mccuntney's spinning in his grave. 

Scouse Pete Burns will...’like a record player!’ Space-hopper-mouthed chutney-ferret cnut.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The song 'You'll never walk alone' is gonna be ironic, seeing that as every cunt there will be on lockdown. 

Therein lies the problem Gyps...the cunt’s just won’t...

1 minute ago, Goober said:

Here's a revelation for you, no one is immortal, so it's not only my future it's yours too. Shit happens.

You do seem a tad confused regarding what you're trying to achieve with this nom. Do you need someone with a grade G GCSE to help?

Blindingly obvious, but true. I was hoping that your autopsy was days away and inconclusive. Trouble a pathologist...soon. Densecnut.

16 minutes ago, Goober said:

Stereotypes exist for a reason and are, more often than not, well justified. Were you cunting your brethren for being fucking idiots or not? If you're trying to make another point, please elaborate. Don't shoot the messenger.

BTW, as it's after midnight, are you using the WiFi of the house you're burgling to post this?

They’re hardly me ‘brethren’ you melt. From a distance I have observed that they are cunts...rebellious but self-defeating cunts. It would appear that it is I who is the messenger and you, who is the recipient. However, as a feeble lily-livered, weak southerner...this probably isn’t your first time. Fingers crossed, there’s an inconclusive autopsy in your future. Cnut.

6 minutes ago, Goober said:

Is just a thin excuse to get the country's crime rate down. 2 weeks of lockdown in Liverpool equates to a 9.736% reduction in the country's burglary rate. Fact.

Fill a hearse as soon as is feasible, you lame, stereotyping southern cuntfuck. xx

Wether you subscribe to government policy or not...these cunts have had it coming. Whilst most of the nation has been making some kind of effort with this COVID-19 business, not these scouse cunts...Oh no! I live in the area and for months now, people that I know who socialise in Lipooool have commented on the fact that no fucker in the city gives a fuck, the bars are rammed, social distancing doesn’t exist and there are social visitors flocking to the city to party and piss about because their own areas/cities have been playing by the rules and are far more restrictive. Well guess what, scouse cunts....Big Boris knows you’ll never vote for him and knows the country thinks you’re all cunts, so I hope you’ve enjoyed the last 6 weeks of freedom because now, as a social, vote-free experiment...you’re getting twatted. ‘Life...goes on day after day....’ not anymore it doesn’t MickeyMouseCnuts.

9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Hello dc

Welcome to the corner im a doley loafer musican now but 30 years ago id have put a bomb under yer Austin maestro and left ya with no legs and a half functional bowel if ya were lucky..drink bleach...get fucked ..etc ..etc

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

An honour to get a response from a celebrated Cunt. I’m on the right track, as are you, spurting gentleman’s relish on a dreadnought...I salute the big ‘P.’

12 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ive recently come across an old guitar and its another instrument to learn for when the world gets back to normal ...we're fond of the aul trad sesh over here ..knock out a tune an you'll not die of thirst.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

You’ll find that you’ll need to wipe/chisel the deposit off or the intonation may be compromised, to say nothing of ‘tacky-string’ issues. Now get tonally fucked...minstrelcnut.

This snivelling, smug little  kike cunt is marginally annoying to be sure. He’s a smarmy Hebe who’s mother couldn’t drive properly and is a failed lawyer (cnut) journo, stand-up comic and analyst (fnaar, fnaar) Weirdly, haggard middle-aged, mediocre, dry ovaried whores such as Rippon, Hunniford and Lorraine Kelly, amongst others seem to have pushed his career along quite nicely despite him failing at every turn until he finally came up trumps. Having said that, he’s made a few bob and despite having the ‘chutney-ferret’ appearance, I would happily spend a month orally cleansing his wife’s perineum and attachments, mid-blob and irrespective of any faecal incontinence. That’s my humanity coming out again though I suppose. 

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Philip was born in Corfu. On a kitchen table reputedly, in a stone built hovel. What a slag.

Some poor cunt probably ate their dinner at that table later. Filthy savages. Fuck the EU.

His mum became a nun before appearing in that Ashes to Ashes, Bowie video with a trailing placenta still dripping...vile Cunt.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

I want nothing and expect less Frank. The only part of what I posted that I really meant was the last sentence. But it’s cunts corner ffs. I’m off to South Devon in the morning with the missus and our 2 dogs. I’ve managed to get a beautiful lodge with hot tub etc. for 5 nights. I didn’t expect availability to be so limited.  I was wondering if you could PM me Pens address as I’d hate to drive all that way from London and not do him/her some harm. This could be a deal breaker/maker for us Frank. I know you’ll do the right thing.

She’s back in Wales, Bill....returned to the land of her father...to try and find him.

11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I use an FFP3 half mask. I wear a FF mask because I ensure I am clean shaven - on my face.

I’m living proof that masks are utterly fuckin useless. I’ve been using them regularly but I still caught the chinky bat-flu. Mine was avocado and honey with tea-tree oil which helped with my raging impetigo but resulted in me coughing up a hernia and unable to taste my daily IPA quota. I also got bee stings all over my head which was far worse than the aforementioned facial pus-party (but it was mid-summer.)So it’s a ‘no’ from me...maskcnuts.

1 hour ago, Rev said:

I have to be absolutely fucking frank and honest. I'd probably lift my cassock and rip the absolute fucking cloaca out of her turd-cutter...but that's just the way this particular hombré rolls. 

There is absolutely fucking no bastard chance of me presenting the Obersturmbannführer to the cunt's mouth with those magnolia pine-marten Manhattan skyline fucking teeth, although tbf, I could knock the fucking Sutcliffe out of the cunts with a 16oz ball-pein hammer...which I just happen to have a fairly impressive collection of.

It's a toughie.

I still want her dead. Preferably pre-coitus.

Work such as this reminds us of the beauty of the English language with it’s subtle rhythms and lilting iambric pentameter. Very moving Rev, illuminating these dark days.

On 02/10/2020 at 00:57, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm catholic and I don't fucking trust 'em either. 

I’m a catholic and I don’t even trust me.