Dyslexic cnut

25 minutes ago, Frank said:

I did receive a PM from DC the other day. I didn't reply, of course, but I can tell you that it was polite and courteous. Why would anyone in their right mind share a private message here on the main board, Eric?

You didn’t, but bravo my musical genius..such a talent. Notice that I’ve reduced my ellipsis down to two to baffle our resident amateur detective @Decimus? The utter meff.

1 hour ago, Goober said:

The moral of this very long (and getting longer) story is, never stick your neck out for any other fucker, either voluntarily or upon request. It just makes it easier to get you in a headlock and rub dog shit in your eyes. 

Cunts Corner, whatever the original intent of the name, alludes to the fact that it's not only a place for nominating and tearing shreds off of well known cunts or wankers in the news, it's also a place populated by massive, unforgiving cunts of vastly differing flavours. There are no friends here. 

Lesson learnt. 

True story.

2 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

You're just posting the same old shit. I know where I was and what I got because I fucking paid for it. Now prove me wrong instead of just wasting my time with repeat bollocks!

Busted, life styling bluffing Cunt. Fuck off & die, prefably in Torremolinos, all inclusive of course.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just for plebs and peasants and the British underclass eh? 

No wonder you and Johnny Skintpants have created an online support group for Bullshitting Fantasists. Perhaps you could upload a picture to prove your own claims of affluence. A 4500psi Karcher maybe?

Had I been on here boasting about my affluence you’d have been the first on here hoofing fuck out of me, quite rightly. But I haven’t so you haven’t. Don’t know what the fuck you’re lauding to here Eric, do you?

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’d be surprised if you thought my PM was ‘grovelling.’ 

‘No’ then, it clearly wasn’t.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Just for plebs and peasants and the British underclass eh? 

No wonder you and Johnny Skintpants have created an online support group for Bullshitting Fantasists. Perhaps you could upload a picture to prove your own claims of affluence. A 4500psi Karcher maybe?

No then? Many thanks.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'You'd be surprised if I thought of the PM as otherwise' ? Otherwise what? You're flapping and making no sense. 

I’d be surprised if you thought my PM was ‘grovelling.’ 

46 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

You keep reciting this mantra but as of yet have failed to provide a rebuttal backed up by any evidence except for some bollocks about "contacts in the industry". I wouldn't take my dog for shit in Benidorm because it's full of retarded scousers who shame their country by behaving like complete fuckwits. I would imagine you're an encyclopedia on the place.

Sued the police for a fortune that paid for an expensive, luxury all inclusive holiday, wait for it...Cape Verde.

It was then pointed out to you that Cape Verde is, and always has been a pikey hellhole for the British underclass and your ‘fortune’ must have been all of £400 as that’s how much the average pondlife pleb pays for a month in that dump.

THEN you stated that you were at the Hilton, you swish little blighter you, until it was pointed out to you that the Hilton there does not and never fuckin has, sold an all inclusive package.

THEN you backtracked and stated that you had some ‘drinks vouchers’ from TUI. TUI do not provide free drinks vouchers for the top shelf spirits that you claimed to have been drinking.

In short, you’re a lying cunt, there was no successful lawsuit, vast financial award or ‘luxury’ all inclusive, drinks voucher Hilton holiday in Shitsville was there? You’ve been rumbled you little Tom Pepper Cunt. Fuck off now, there’s a good pseud.
 

30 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Is that supposed to be a threat? If so, 1 out of 10 for artistic impression and 0 out of 10 for execution. I don't worship scumbag smack dealers. You can fuck off and so can Warren.

How was Benidorm though? Half board?

17 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Mate, mate, mate!

Pull your tongue out of his arsehole, your desperation is absolutely sickening.

As for showing Johnny how to edit and change a post, it's hardly some trade secret known to me alone and used for my own personal and nefarious purposes, it's a common function on most forums. Only a complete fucking idiot wouldn't know how to do it, which was the whole point. As for doing it on here, you obviously missed the part where I said that any edit, even a hidden one, can still be seen by the mods. You know absolutely fuck all if you think that Roops would ever let me get away with it, not with our history of animosity.

Now that has been explained to you in simple terms, I'd like to reiterate that you are deflecting away from the issue, which is that you took it on yourself to send a grovelling PM request for a Johnny Christmas Armistice as requested by a battered Saucepants. You have now been exposed for the weasel you are by Eric, who fucking despises you as much as Stubby, Trucking, Ape, Eddie, Major Cunt and myself do. Mate indeed.

Apologise to the board and move on.

Almost commendably believable qualification on your scurrilous past practices. Doesn’t wash I’m afraid. I’ll type this slowly to give you the chance to fuckin digest it...JS never asked me to ask Eric or anyone else to take it easy on him. Use your finger and read that again...slowly. The point was that your dull, repetative ranting about plagiarism, at great length was boring the arse off me and I thought you should move on. I’m pretty sure that @JohnnySaucePantsreally doesn’t give a fuck about you or your opinions. Hopefully you’ve grasped matters now and perhaps can move on and use your fabulous talents elsewhere. No deflection, and no grovelling at all you sensationalist tit. I’d be surprised if @Eric Cuntmanthought of the PM as otherwise. No need to hide in a crowd or enlist assistance Deco, express your own opinions, be brave, I’m sure you can do it.

Now, fuck off.

4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

You attempt to deflect away from the fake PM issue is duly noted as is your lack of knowledge about where I spent my holiday. I think it's about time you levelled with the corner and came clean about reams of utter fuckwittery you've been posting on here. On the other hand, what does it matter because no cunt believes it anyway. Fuck off!

You’re a busted flush, Truckso...hoist with his own petard, as you have a Googled grasp of the bard? How was Benidorm by the way?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You appear to have hit the nail on the head whilst missing the point completely. 

 

Isn’t the ‘point’ at the other end, and embedded?

3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

You're getting very defensive over this. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

The only profession you have is burglary to pay for your smack, you fucking spastic. Something tells me that he isn't watching, especially after that scandal with the female screw. I bet he's even got camera on him when he goes for a shit these days. I also heard he's had a spot of bother coming up with 200 million quid to pay off that proceeds of crime order. He's going to do a Reggie Kray that cunt. They'll let him out two weeks before he dies.

He still has eyes everywhere Trucko. Bit of advice, finish your steak but keep the knife handy...that, and...fuck off.

32 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Unlike you, I don't live in a rat infested hovel claiming dole money and shooting up with the untermensch of your zoo a of council estate. Some of us have to work for a living instead of beating up old ladies and robbing them of their pension money which means I have less time on my hands. Business is booming and I've just upgraded my holiday to 3 weeks. I'll be eating sirloin steak while you're eating moldy bread out of your neighbours bins. You fucking scouse cocksmoker.

Drop the ‘lifestyle’ bollocks and ‘imaginary wealth’ crap Trucko. It’s been done on here before and never works, so I’ve been told. It fails miserably when you boast about a discredited all inclusive holiday in a resort that has never sold an all inclusive holiday and sits firmly in a destination for pikey, tattooed pondlife. ‘Sirloin steak?’....get you, you bigshot. Now fuck off and choke on the gristle.

12 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

It was one of his underworld contacts that gave him the message Eric. Scouse cunt is going to have a sit down with the corner and straighten everything out like he used to when he was an "associate" of Curtis Warren.

‘Professional associate’ be more precise, helmet boy....Curtis may be watching now.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Let's talk about 'fake news' DC.. Johnny claims that there is no PM from him to you, asking for help or support. If that's true, then your PM to me, claiming that he had spoken to you and asked for help is a load of bullshit cooked up by yourself.

Did Johnny really PM you for assistance, or were you just poking your nose in and making yourself busy? 

Eric, it’s beneath you to play the PM game mate. My PM to you, which was well received as I recall, was just that, A P.M. to YOU! Frankly, why you’ve introduced it into a squabble between two other members is puzzling and disappointing. I’m happy to PM you as a newbie who has been advised to in the past by other highly esteemed seniors on here. I have been PM’d myself by other beasts on here, the difference is, I wouldn’t dream of making them public. This forum is a game mate, it’s not real life. Some of you seem to be forgetting this. Any comment on @Decimusadvising on how to make a genuine post/message be altered, then re-posted as fact? Does this not compromise the bloke’s credibility on here or is that now acceptable conduct? Any message I sent to you, regarding @JohnnySaucePantswas done by my own instigation, misplaced as it may have been, I trusted you. Johnny never asked for your assistance or for anyone to go easy on him. Read what I said again. Disappointing mate.

3 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I always knew Dyslexic Cnut was a faggot. Show him no mercy.

You’ve been quiet. Still trying to spend those imaginary top shelf cocktail vouchers on that Chavpit hellhole. Fucking Gobshite.

On 16/12/2020 at 07:23, Decimus said:

I feel like he could use a helping hand, Southern. So as it's Christmas I'll do him a favour.

@JohnnySaucePants if I was in your shoes, I'd only see one way out of this. Are you a member of any other sites that utilises the format of this particular forum? If so, go back and find a post you made prior to my nomination. Edit it, delete whatever infantile bollocks you originally posted in it, and paste in my masterpiece. Make sure you don't tick the box to show it is edited, and Bob's your uncle, to anyone but the moderator of that site, it'll look like you've been proven right.

No need to thank me.

Just how many times have you done this Deco? You appear to be a skilled fake news spreader as you’ve made the basic error of illustrating how to circulate fake posts to others on here. I’m staggered that @JohnnySaucePants, a newbie, has got you so riled up that you’ve dropped this bollock. Unfuckin-believable stupidity!

7 hours ago, Eddie said:

Is DC acting as a double agent Decs, playing both sides?

I’m not that bright or interested Ed.

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Johnny doesn't know what's about to hit him, I'll copy you into the PM thread where all his begging messages to DC have been revealed...

You won’t because you can’t. Unless you’re going to copy and edit something which you have already instructed @JohnnySaucePantsto do, which leads us to the logical assessment that you’ve done this sort of snide activity before. Which in turn leads us to the assertion that you are a plagiaristic dishonest bellwipe. With all due respect to your esteemed and self appointed status on here. Fuck off.

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Johnny thought he would entertain us all by copying and pasting a nomination he made on another site about Hull. Not quite sure how he thought he'd get away with it, as it was word for word the same nomination that I made on here in 2016, but I suspect it's because he's thick as fucking shit.

Johnny was then asked to provide a link and refused, claiming bizarrely that we might hound one of his gay mates off of Facebook. It was then suggested to him to provide a screenshot instead, at which point he further confirmed his idiocy by revealing he doesn't know how to do it. Roop's then provided him with an idiots guide on how it's done, but he still hasn't shown any evidence, saying he was busy fishing/sailing etc.

It's now transpired that Pete/Dyslexic Cnut PMd Eric on Johnny's behalf asking us all to stop being so beastly to Johnny. 

All in all, Johnny and DC have both signed their own death sentences.

A curious yet innaccurate interpretation of the actualitée from the Corner’s ‘cut, edit and post’ clown. You’re normally better than this Decs.

1 hour ago, Fatty said:

Cunt

Ok...it was number five actually. Apologies Fatto.

50 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You 'just figured', did you? Insolent newbie swine. You've been posting less than three months, most of it horse shit, and now, all of a sudden, start throwing your weight around like you're John Wayne. Worming PMs to more established members in the hope they may influence on your behalf makes you unpredictable and untrustworthy. Know your place, minnow.

A tad harsh and if there is a stick in this discussion, you’re holding the wrong end of it. Fuckoff.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You had your chance. Getting Dyslexic cunt to PM me, begging for mercy on your behalf? Fucking crybaby cunt. 

Now provide the evidence you've been asked for. But I expect you'll be off on your imaginary sailing trip now.

Fuck’s sake E.....how do I get this bus off me now?

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

@Dyslexic cnutcnut explain yourself. 

No one asked me to PM @Eric Cuntmanat all. I just figured, what with it being nearly Xmas and all, you boys might give him a break for half a day...which you kind of did....however....