Dyslexic cnut

27 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Don't be silly Ape: @Dyslexic cnut must have made the original comment from which everyone else on the internet followed, given his general skills and wordsmithery.

You knows it.

So let me get this straight. The man with the nuclear codes is deemed ‘too dangerous’ to be allowed a Twitter account?

46 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Well, with all his deranged fucking nonsense recently, one could say he's been tilting at windmills. Let's not forget, Donald Quixote believes the noise of them causes cancer. 

Good

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

In Islamic terms, 8 is pretty much 'left on the shelf'.

 The legendary Greek God of Inappropriaty, Squalidimus, would smile upon this post.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I reckon that gold coffin has long since been melted down into Rolex bezels by his people. It's what he'd have done.

Fillings and crowns, I’d suggest, bluud.

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve jumped ship and I’m fully on the BLM bandwagon now, so no more of this kind of talk please. George Floyd would be spinning in his gold coffin if he heard this dangerous hate speech.

About time. Hang your fuckin head in shame Wilhelm.

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Nah. He’s been in the gym all day pumpin iron. He can bench press 5 tons and do 2 million press-ups a day. Some people say he can swim nearly 2 widths of the pool. 

The Potomac pool?

Trump looks like he’s ill and has lost a lot of weight. I smell cancer.

1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I have never thought about Coventry as that kind of place. It has always seemed very white when  have been there.

Were the fare dodgers predominantly charcoaly?

10 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

That's because you can't.

You’ve been the initiator and the aggressor here, but, fair play, you happen to be very good at it. HNY.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I belatedly now realise that I saw this cunt on the news yesterday, but as I wasn't paying attention I thought it was yet another talentless black man in an advert.

It kinda is.

I’d like to see a stallion wedged right up the ‘Meghan Thee...’ noiress.

5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

No, I can't recall. Prove me wrong.

I’d best not. 

Fear not, the BBC’s very own Aleem Mqbool is all over this as we speak.

34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm glad you mentioned #metoo.

every other woman in the world is screaming 'rape!' as soon as a (white) man looks at them, yet they're all wetting their nickers over the 'fifty shades' books, which depict a young woman being manipulated and abused by a sociopathic nonce.

Women in general, really are thick, self contradictory cunts. And they stink of halibut. 

Most women do not like the taste of strong fish with good reason, it reminds them of poor hygiene I think. Which is odd isn’t it, because most blokes like blue cheeses.

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If you're going to pick a fight with me, DC, you'd better be prepared for the consequences.

I haven’t Wolfie, you kicked off on me, remember?

With all due respect.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-55319957
 

Funny old thing, the BBC cowards have made this shithead the future of music this year.

This wankspot has lived a tough life ‘in the hood’ on de unforgiving streets of........wait for it....COVENTRY. Born in Slough, lived in The Gambia and has spent most of his life in the most vicious, frighteningly violent ghetto in the, erm, midlands.

Apparently he has witnessed so much blood and death on those cruel streets as well as ‘youth club closures’ that he has developed a Jamaican accent.

Needless to say, he’s off-white and Tim Davie needs disembowelling.

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

No one made you reply you fucking spunkstained cockfondler. Suck my arse and then fuck off.

Kinnell Bill.

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

So you did.

Why are you still here? Trumpian behaviour.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Even by your piss-poor standards I'm amazed you've scraped the barrel with this little gem, you rattled Scouse rectum. Of course, why wouldn't anyone wish to visit Liverpool, the UK's leading industrial shithole Mecca of high unemployment, crime, poverty, teenage pregnancies, smackheads, litter, pollution, unusually high traffic congestion and the sort of appallingly shit, wet, depressingly grey weather only the northwest of England suffers? Still, at least devastatingly beautiful nearby Blackpool remains a big draw for those who could never afford a holiday abroad.

You’re devoting far more time, effort & words on me than I am on you Wolfess.

I notice the BBC have put a typical racial slant on this ‘event.’ The rioters were ‘predominantly white’ and comparing the lack of security at the Capitol to that on show when the BLM cunts marched on the place. 
 

John Sopel’s a cunt.

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I would have thought that having one's small-boy pants pulled down followed by a sound thrashing would be enough...

 

Priceless...

Reported

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

There is sycophancy and there is sycophancy. But this...

Pot/kettle, moron.

14 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Clap for those who commit adultery...

Unprotected.

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, yes it does.

Whilst I'm no slouch when it comes to maintaining a database of useful contacts, your little black book must be larger than the entire set of the Encyclopaedia Britannica. Just sayin'. 

Qualify this at your leisure.