Dyslexic cnut

22 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Having a nice conversation with yourself, dickhead?

Have a Garibaldi then. Suit your fuckin self you bad tempered swine.

22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The worst though? Harsh.

Layman plumbing can be stressful. I suggest a nice cup of tea, no sugar because ‘sugar’s really heavy actually’ and perhaps open a packet of Trotsky creme assortments?

9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You’re not really qualified to judge who’s better than who, seeing as you’re fucking dreadful.

The worst though? Harsh.

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

DC. Never, ever question Ape's encyclopaedic knowledge of Young Ones quotes. Lest you end up usurping Toxteth O'Grady as the world's stupidest bottom burp.

Noted. It’s nice to be among likeminded intelligentsia.

Incidentally, new travel restrictions aside...Toxteth O’Grady wouldn’t be seen de......

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I couldn’t be bothered to peruse his line of idiocy. He’s probably still coming down from last nights smack session.

Weak and Harold-esque. You’re better than this Ape.

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When was this? 

Did you not make some adjustments to his Hurricane? Sight modifications due to him being cross-eyed and removing the thumb suage as he hasn’t got any? Opposable anyway. Or was that a rumour?

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm getting used to sensible nominations attracting vilification and the penis-vagina fixation running through a certain  section of peasant life here. 

Drop the @Earl of Punkapeact Harry, you personality cuckoo. He does it far better. Also, get fucked, preferably with a mallet, cranially.

Just now, Ape™️ said:

Eric and I have been quoting The Young Ones on here for years, you fucking imbecile. 

Then you should know better than to assume it was from JSP. Anyway, this is excellent news Ape. As you know, I’ve only been here since September. Does this now mean I’ve joined a select group, albeit in a junior position? The day’s getting better and better. The very best of luck with that valve/tap/waste extravaganza in Casa Primate.

3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I expect he got the line off JSP - the high priest of plagiarism.

Eric’s just told you where the line is from Apo. You must admit, it is quite good. Feel free to use it when trying to impress your friends in any given social setting. Don’t thank me via PM. There really is no need my friend.

Just now, Ape™️ said:

First drivel of the day?

Answer the question. With all due respect.

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Good morning Pukeape.

Today I’m replacing the 22mm gate valve that feeds tank water to the bottom of our hot water cylinder, as I can’t completely turn off the hot water due to the old one being seized. Once fixed I’m fitting new taps and waste to the sink in our downstairs toilet.

What are you doing today? Bumming?

If you’re so technically adept, why did Eric have to pop around to adjust your air rifle’s set up? Are you telling fibs again Apo?

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Racist!

I’m not saying that was obvious, Bill, but there are members, of as yet, undiscovered tribes deep in the jungles of Borneo, who knew you were going to say that.

56 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Bottom feeder I expect. Bum licker as well. In yerms of the body the bottom is your speciality. Don't go on Madtermind: My special subject is "Arse". Fire away. 

Christ, you really are shite.

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

 

Are they your arms on your avatar, Harry?

7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Couldn’t give a fuck. He’s full of shit - just like you. Fuck off and die, you vile troll-cunt.

Unnecessarily aggressive and highly disrespectful to a legend and musical genius. Wrong on every level Ape.

Shit nom by the Corner’s own thalidomide handstand champion.

26 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

I rather think that after yer brave social experiment that the EU will be too busy studying ye lot n penalizing ye for minor infractions seeing how you've proved to be so untrustworthy..clubs generally dont benifit from abusing other members..we see meat purchasers in France are now abandoning welsh lamb in favour of Irish ones..whoda thunk it eh....whens gove arriving anyway..my pals up north are unaware of the govsters visit..they said he visited back in August n scribbled a cheque for £355 million n left 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Having a spudchomper highlight the UK’s potential financial plight is like having your Big Issue tramp laughing at your Bentley because it’s last year’s model. Daft Cunt, enjoy the blight.

3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Ah I see. So it’s not that you spend all day, every day, posting your mindless nonsense on here, as you have nothing better to do. Like a job, for example. You’re a fucking idiot.

An unemployed, mindless idiot apparently, mutant inbred.

31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Are you posting this to garner favour with the CC racists?

I’m merely trying to trigger a response from the more faggy precious members and look...it’s worked!

Just now, Ape™️ said:

What’s encouraging about it? 

Self-inflicted ethnic cleansing. What’s not to like?

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/55364865

I never see the needle that they fucking stick in my eye.

Brown or jap’s?

Encouraging news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55666407

30 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

I think yer arse is ready to serve DC baby

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Bit early to be smashing the Bushmills innit, boghopper?

5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

I made no such accusations, direct or otherwise. OTOH, it could be inferred that you are making same against me...how far do you want to go with this?

Eh?

7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

A self-serving analysis of events. I recall asking you as to which rule had been broken. Answer there came none despite the logs showing that you had read the rules previously.

Rule 13 is the ‘noncery rule’ and I have mad it perfectly clear what your transgression was so fess up eh? Also, is posting in a Shakespearean tone and sounding like a twat punishable? 
Take her away, officer.