ChildeHarold

Red faced bacon bonce Adam Holloway, Tory MP, more drivel from the more Brexit than Brexit bullshitter, spouting on Sky News, "I've been to the Calais camps". "I know what they're up to". "Not 'ere, not in my Gravesend, over my dead body." As with his expertise on homelessness in the UK: In April 2018, Holloway said in Parliament that sleeping rough is "a lot more comfortable" than military exercises and that the majority of rough sleepers were "foreign nationals", in a debate on tackling street homelessness. Rival politicians and charities pointed to evidence that 78 homeless people had died the previous winter and that 80% of recorded homeless people were UK nationals. Holloway defended his position during the debate by pointing to his personal experience of being in the army and having spent several months sleeping on the streets as part of a television programme. .... and look at the British Army's track record of supporting its veterans.

You can't beat the Etta James version boy.

In times gone by they would have found the Constantines a substitute little island or territory. In these days Carlos has to settle for a ten thousand euro a night presidential suite in Abu Dhabi near the fucking incestuous Saudis where he hatched his fraudulent plans.

I like a nice twat in a bun with some cheese and relish. By the way I have been tight honing my creative juices.

I wonder whether a coming out pressie in twenty years time of a Quad Bike will be appreciated by Mr H Long? Can I have it enscribed: "I hope you break your fucking neck on it."

Unfortunately our prisons are crowded with these amateurs because our cosy criminal justice system based on Oxbridge well doers and lack of investment in deterrent and the well known institutional apathy has created the space in which they can breed.

If you can't defend the defenders what hope is there? I wonder whether that Police Memorial (Michael Winner!) off The Mall is still there?

There is the potential for bubonic plague anywhere in the world. I suffered a dose in the 1970s. That was a variation called Pubonic Plague, main symptom a sore cock.

Follow the money cunt, not the surface.

Is that VITIS VINIFERA 'SPETCHLEY RED'?

The unreported: UK suffers biggest Covid economic hit in Europe. Stick that on your mantlepiece.

BEIRUT EXPLOSION - "people to blame deeply corrupt" GRENFELL FIRE - "nobody to blame - business as usual" Which is the really SHIT country?

I like Will Young. There, I said it. I'm not ashamed.

The disgraced fugitive ex King of Spain will probably land up living off of the British taxpayer with the other cunts, like the Constantines, with our Royal Family of Cunts.

When a Nom stoops as low as this it deserves everything it gets thrown at it. But clearly it's just another opportunity for you to keep up your vendetta against myself. Stop wasting time and get back to the Nom or the Nominator. YOU ARE THE DERAILER.

I thought you was dead.

I totally agree. Sadly I don't like golf. But tonight I'll borrow my neighbours'. Luckily all it takes is a shake! Dreamies! He he.

You probably exercise your racism in a way beneficial to the ant heap we call Western Civilisation. O Wise One.

He won't let go.

There's a £10 limit. But your local Chicken Best should accommodate you on a fold up camping table next to the freezer.

Celebrations! What's your favourite - the one with two brown nuts?

Try another corner of the playground... where the big boys have a crafty smoke.

The reference to "Capri" immediately dates you to Minder and all that 3.5 "affordable" boy racer bollocks.

Nice clean humour - the gloves a pleasing touch if velvet.

Eric, stay behind after school and copy, "I will in future put my head down and try as hard as possible." 100x