ChildeHarold
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Heard the new one about the TUI flight of 20 year old party animals from Greek party island Zante? Now, although it's a longtime since I got an invite to a party, and generally had to gatecrash when I was a piece of salad, I am not optimistic about avoiding any chain of infections created by these cunts.
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I like watching shops struggle to stay open.
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So Monty is blacking up now? After that breakdown I think everybody advised him to go hard soft. Hence, soft voice, soft movements, soft clothing, soft hat, and I suspect even that wears him out. Gone are the days of Geoff Hamilton and Percy Thrower.
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I am sure you would miss me after a few hundred years.
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Just back from B&Q there is a begrudging adoption of face masks, a studied forgetfulness about social distancing (the usual get outta my way fuckers) and even a decline of obvious sanitiser stations at the entrance and exit. I would do as in the Ottoman Empire. Hang a dead human arm over every store entrance clutching a blue disposable mask.
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I still use full stops, unlike some of the current twittering snowflakes who say they are "depressing". If it starts with a capital letter and ends with a full stop, anyfink you say is shit.
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Including the so called asthmatics and children without masks.
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Great selection!
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Tricky Dickie would have handled this pandemic a lot better than the orange twat.
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OK. Howz Gayhands for Short arses? I'm sure KB was behind the Village People.
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Silver plated.
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You get more like Derek Francis every day. It was so nice I thought I'd come back again for some more.
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Is that the silver the Normans plundered "years ago"?
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Ask the ladies.
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Remember to take care of you. Arsewipe.
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I am half frog and consequently own an impressive eHarmony strike rate due to my Prince Charming good looks. You may have spotted me in the street.
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You've just reminded me to clean out my drawers. Tomorrow.
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Leave, mi mate Gok outta it - he luverly and bsides does good business with my DVDs, 3 for 2, Sunday mornings down Leicester Square. U like mister?
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I think anybody caught not wearing a mask according to the regulations should be shot on sight, or later, their heads cut off and displayed on poles on London Bridge. Wearing a mask. For a long time I've noticed literally gallons of the milk of human kindness flowing back into CC and in this enlightened liberal atmosphere invite members to offer their choice of alternative punishments.
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I mean driving round central Londonistan.
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Shorthand for gays.
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So you don't get to see all the nice things I say about you?
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The Syrian number plates are another problem. It doesn't take much to get the Old Bill's attention.
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I can't get near enough due to the dogs.
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Now funnily enough I like a good ditch, or a dyke, I'm not fussy. There's nothing more satisfying than watching the annual ploughing at rogation time. AHHH... you can't beat Johnny Kingdom's kingdom.
