ChildeHarold

If this was the US he'd have been shot dead by a policeman within 30 minutes. Justifiably so. Now the cunts got a lifetime of three square meals a day to look forward to.

She's probably got a twin sister called Merlina who is even more nasty and exploiting.

It's also part of the "big", bigger, biggest consumer addiction ushered in by The Whopper. Some of these cars are like small lorries and most of the people driving them do so aggressively with a "fucking get out of my way" attitude. A fair proportion are poor drivers who do not have any understanding of their cars dimensions who have limited maneuvering skills. Sometimes they cannot reverse to a passing point on a single track road. Yet the post colonial one upmanship Range Rover Disco is so common in the shires its become very boring. Apart from all the wrong reasons about British national identity, it is actually fucking squat ugly and technically well below the competition.

What's in those black briefcases they carry about in their grey and black attire? They look like the sort of square display boxes that travelling salesme use. Regalia?Robes chains of office?

I wonder how many positive discrimination schemes or brownie points if you tick a box operate in this country. None of them seem to include a helping hand up for white British kids from the most deprived backgrounds. None of them rock the boat in terms of the overall make up and origins of the cunts at the top managing the system. In effect, its all cosmetic and a fucking fake like 90% of the rest of the stuff.

That brings up that national debate of yesteryears: Fanta or Orangeade? Either, but must be in a glass bottle, with ice. Preferably sitting outside a cafe in sunny south of France. Bon apertif.

Let the dogs free!

Well we all know what you get up to now. Got any recommendations for high powered binoculars?

That's what I thought faced with co-ordinated dog shitting.

Non!

That's exactly what I thought when confronted by this spectacle. Clearly that's why they lock the gate 9.00 pm to 7.00 am evety night. It must have been going on. I wonder if it features in the Gay Guide to England and Wales?

If Philip Larkin was alive now I reckon he would be signed up and having this conversation with you.

Is the Joker pretending to be orange?

Do you think they could handle my peculiar sense of humour? Actually, I might throw in a tenner myself as seeding money just to get the pot started.

I quite obvious design flaw. Especially if free of charge. Hordes of dog walkers patrol the public footpaths in twos or groups creating a curious sense of motorway traffic in what should be a rural escape. There seems to be an orchestrated manfestation in the early evening when people marooned on these surrounding faceless bland new housing estates, sans community, sans features, sans facilities or shops, juggle their lives with their dog's shit cycle, and possibly with more than one pooch, their anuses bulging with dog shit, descend on these areas turning them into a travesty of the original design. As they never go more than 100 yards away from the car or down the paths, best thing is to start the walk somewhere else.

In a straight choice between Billy and Punks I'd have to beg for a third choice. A Swiss end of life clinic.

Apparently Ron loves animals.

I don't know about red handed, I would have thought RED COCKED in the absence of lube which in the old days was called KY Gel.

I thought this topic was hot after today's events. Instead I find myself in the middle of heated bitching displaying tabloid volumes of inter-member acrimony. Can I remind you that the carbon polluters of Broxbourne have a right to live their lives in peace and go about their business eating into the planet's resources without fear of molestation by a brigade of tree hugging Gretas.

First of all, it's always a pleasure to hear from you Punks. Secondly, Les Bushtucker Hiddens is a legendary Australian Outback guide and survival expert. As I have some Kangaroo in my ancestry it's now time for me to hop off. LOL

Apart from 99.9% of your comments, is Les Hiddens (he of the bulbous red hooter) the "Bushtucker" Les who featured in one of Ray Mears shows?

You're right Eratum: I meant that sort of rip off of Up Pompeii (without any comic genius) "Plebs". Tanks LOL

Shut it.

What is this thing about the white ball and the red ball?

Go and Mel Gibson youtself.