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ChildeHarold

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  1. Stubby Pedant Penis Pecker Picked a Pickled Pepper.
  2. Which reminds reminds me to burn a few more Chubby Roy Brown dvds for Bonfire Night.
  3. I have a spare fleece lined cock warmer with separate ball pouch if you are interested.
  4. Talking about decency I just received my Jeff Bezos bonus. A fleece lined cock warmer with separate ball pouch. Ideal for those pickers on the night shift in his chilly warehouse.
  5. You have an interesting choice of name SC. Thwarted £10 pom? Or one of Max Bygrave's illegitimate sprogs?
  6. You never rebelled against anything in your life. If you really want to rough it, I recommend a month on Izal toilet paper. Then you can say with all honesty "I'm sick of it" and (painfully) go on a march.
  7. Same old feeble effort to work a bit of psychotherapy into your abusive non-constructive blue bottling posts.
  8. Ah - the false voice of reason in the cuckoo's nest!
  9. Apart from the Cathedral and a couple of venues in the University Coventry is a shithole with the sort of big football crowd rammed boozers the Holloway Road on Grand National Day with an Irish winner would be proud of. The fucking students union with its loud noisy bar directly opposite the Cathedral steps clearly disrupting weddings etc is an absokute fucking disgrace.
  10. New York is the first Greek city. Kojak told me that. Stavros seconded it.
  11. Good. We already have wind bag Johnson desperately extolling the virtues of entrepreneurship, free markets, and capitalism in the C19 which ceased to exist in the 1950s. A collectivised approach by society based on broad equality, public ownership and input-output economics is the only way forward or the West will just fall behind China.
  12. I suggest YOU jump down the drain then I can clean it out with sulphuric acid.
  13. Another Southerncunt imbiber. Get the true taste of southern by sucking my cock.
  14. You are regressing to an infantile state of playing with your own faeces and Alison is just a psychological mirror image of your own dirty self. Now fuck off and have shit sausages, mash and shit gravy. The only white thing in there is the mash.
  15. King Billy. Do you have a Round Table like King Arthur? Is there a place for me?
  16. I'll save £20 on my Tax Disc, don't tempt me. Oooh you are aweful! But I LIKE you!
  17. You certainly know how to unpack a punch. Do I detect a whiff of Southerncunt on your stale breath? LOL - in a bottle, shuved up your arse.
  18. Why don't you two just get a hotel room.
  19. LOL to you all on the truck stop.
  20. Funny your post, your name even, reminded me to have a vety big bowel movement later today.
  21. Cassette culture my dear boy. They are still making them.
  22. Why shouldn't they be proud yoy miserable skunk? Cunts like you have nothing to be proud about so you hate other races for trying.
  23. Get a relaxation tape. Clear a decent space on the carpet. Lie on your back supporting your head and neck on a cushion. Feel your breathing and focus on a spot on the ceiling. Allow yourself to relax by tensing, and then untensing, each part of the body in turn starting with feet, hands, shoulders, legs, arms etc. I should think a few sessions of this will set you up nicely - and don't turn on the telly. Go for a walk. The whole point of modern television and technology is to throw you off balance and in a permanent state of anxiety - that way you're more receptive to fucking advertising. Most females succumb to that with a packet of biscuits which is why they are fat with smacked arse faces.
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