ChildeHarold

Have you finished damp proofing your Somerset flood plains constituency you tory twat.

Calm down and let Ape fuck you up the arse a la Epstein.

I thought I told you to go to bed Scrote your disturbing the ward.

I and ten million others ain't confused about twat.

So you have to understand everything? That's President Bush and the Duck Story.

I thought she was the sexy voice of Volvo. Clearly your injections of sperm have worked magic on the old vocal cords.

Russell Group you tart. I fucking instantly aged you. Polytechnic/Uni shithole of East London, Stratford Campus. Handy for a lunchtime bit of lifting in Westfields eh?

Fucking fight like a man you iron.

Go back to bed you old duffer.

Shit bag yourself.

Poor old Scrote living in the Fantasy World of TRE Your Voice in Spain. Those pills should start kicking in about now. Have a nice sleep.

Terrible summer so far.. and the days are getting shorter now. Forget about the Yellow Peril. Think about 30% of the population slitting their throats because we aren't going to get a decent summer in 2020, we can't in practical terms enjoy a holiday abroad, and the upcoming autumn and winter is going to be a bloody nightmare with this virus coming back. Munch on that!

I beg to differ. Also, unlike you who seem to accept that five years of nightly buggerings at a fee paying boarding school is part of a normal progression to adulthood, rounded off with a public fisting in the Quad at Oxford with honours, I hate having my morals and standards undermined and molested by the perversion of the glorious old English name of Stanley. Stanley which I associated with the exploration of Africa, the cream of vintage British comedy, the ever reliable sharp knife for cutting and slashing (don't ask) with extra blades, the progenitor of the greatest Sci Fi movie ever made, I could go on.... Desecrated and dirtied by the aforesaid Johnson.

Don't make my cock start dribbling with pre cum.

Oh, so we know which arsehole you're coming from.

Is that at the Pineapple Dance Studio where you work out with Louie Spence to the latest thrash tracks.

"the traditional British lifestyle and set of beliefs The Madness of King Billy. Great movie.

Fuck the drug pushing imperialist East India Company and the British Rubber Companies backed up by British foreign policy and our international partners in attacking China in the C19. Hong Kong is part of China and that's the END of the matter. The only reason any trouble is being stirred up because of the value HK has to the USA and CIA as a base for causing trouble and gathering intelligence.

"The British left." Hold that thought.

Or, Naked Attraction in Las Vegas. How to capture a British Royal.

I see the swelling Stein fan club is preparing for Le Grand Opening (whythefucking) 4th July. Up your Mouseholes.

Greatly missed and I still watch his dvds.

Which one? He owns Padstow doesn't he? I know his recent venture was an affordable eaterie under the Stein banner offering a quick meal for £30 a head. That's what I like about the Cornish - the hospitality.

I have her CD.

I intend to use this as a Dulux colour chart when I offer to redecorate my 95 year nan's flat. Bless her heart. Mind you she likes a big uncut cock.