ChildeHarold

That's pinned you down to the Bedfordshire area circa 1978. If you reply do it through a triple face mask as the R rate in your neck is exploding through the roof.

That would make sense given your life membership of Heaven under the arches Charing Cross.

The only thing imaginary in this pandemic is your self esteem - get a grip.

Praps yur fick

I said toytown not boytown

That's exactly how Rishi's proud Dad described it, eyes sparkling with £5 notes.

You're doing a good job yourself. Actually it was Margarita Pracatan, Dave Allen nicked it.

Stubby calm down. It's five o'clock somewhere. Break out the cocktails and join Stanley in a richly deserved soiree round the infinity pool in Pelion.

You and Punkape should get a hotel room.

Peace be with you brother.

The ultimate sign of approval. Thank you. May your God go with you.

You're beginning to appreciate the monstrous comedic talent standing before you. I fear a severe beating later.

Born in the storage area of an obscure three generation Asian owned 24 Hour Convenience Store/Cheap Booze Shop, somewhere between the Walkers Roast Chicken Crisps and Vesta Curry with 'Surprise Peas', Rishi soon graduated to the till, idly dreaming "If John Major could do it, one day so can I!" That day has come. But what he didn't realise, as Sajid Javid, an older and more experienced representative of the corner shop knew only too well, was that it would involve having Dominic Cumming's hand right up his arse, scratching away at toytown policies fit only for a revival of the economy of Legoland. Still the surprise peas were nice.

Who are you, Conan the Cunt?

Fuck off,,,,,, NOW. Stick your comma up your arse.

They usually pay me. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

That FBI fake director (after Hoover no US President allowed the Bureau any slack) has certainly earned every cent of his soon to be enjoyed multi-million retirement by stepping up to the microphone and repeating this ridiculous nom. China's inexorable rise to world domination is a WIN WIN opportunity for future mankind. So stop fucking whining and go with a civilisation that hasn't subjected itself to two world wars and a cold war in the past century and is (that's yours truly the Golden West) about as advanced as a slug crawling round a sewage pipe.

... while force feeding her a paella he had prepared earlier. "Plenty of saffron!" he screamed in her ear.

2 of the large ones, each cheek, or 4 school lunch box sized ones, not that I'm into that.

The best fuck of his life just went down the drain.

Aha! The Inquisition!

You are on fire tonight.

I always think of the fire buckets in the corridor and the crowd of kids having a light hearted go.

Couldn't wait to have a dig, ignoramus, could you?

That was already done in the 1967 War, confirmed recently by Trump, ignoramus.