ChildeHarold
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Fuck off how dare you insult me.
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No dear boy. Old chum.
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More sense with less art dear boy.
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And your oven ready brexit is toast. Ha ha ha.
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That won't seem at all bad in a few months time. We are likely to see things happening in this country which we never could have imagined a year ago. You watch. This is just starting.
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There is something about the hand of God in all this. As they say, what goes around comes around.
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A whiter shade of pale is my fucking worst song I can't stand it.
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I seem to remember the peanut scandal was a sort of international South Sea Bubble with investors round the world losing their shirts when it was discovered you can't grow peanuts in the African climate. Sounds like a typical British scam though, half wicked half dimwit.
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It's getting cooler.
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Wankers who work in a fairground but not on the Waltzers...
ChildeHarold replied to Eddie's topic in The Corner
Are your Memoirs coming out this Christmas? Put me on the preview list as I like a good laugh after the Queen's Speech. -
My God. I have a mental image of a bloodshot eye exploding over the cow catcher of a Thomas locomotive with a howling child caught in its wheels that is going to haunt me for the rest of the night. Thanks. LOL.
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Wasn't President Carter, the Peanut President, family business involved in that?
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So you are one of the filthy scum that indulge in nocturnal rural terrorising of badgers plus illegal hare coarsing. To say nothing of the gay group sex in the bushes. You dirty bastard. You are at it all the time.
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Is that your pedal car with the hooter?
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I'm in for the long haul.
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At last Confessions of a Justified Sinner.
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Does your dog pitch or take?
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Singapore doesn't allow chewing gum let alone wet markets you wozzock.
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Cigarettes are harmful to your health.
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At least that's more respectable than the big fat black dildo that warms up your arse every night.
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Actually there's a 1950/60s series of illustrated story adventure books called Jungle Doctor set in British Kenya, which are not too racist, but do show the colonial set up quite well, which are a very interesting read.
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I wouldn't bother to use a logical argument based on fact with a gutter snipe.
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More back of the classroom snot humour.
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Don't overdo it.
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And you are a common loud mouth with a GCSE C grade in History.
