Ozempic, suits you, Sir

[White Cunt]

The “government” has worked out that getting Ozempic jabs into fat bastards, is more profitable for all parties involved, than selling them track suits, scratch cards, crisps and fizzy drinks.

The claim is, naturally: to get them back to work.

Question is: who in their right mind, would employ an undisciplined, thick slob, with or without a ton of lard, particularly when more automation is being rolled out ?

 Absolute bollocks.

[Witheredscrote]

42 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

The “government” has worked out that getting Ozempic jabs into fat bastards, is more profitable for all parties involved, than selling them track suits, scratch cards, crisps and fizzy drinks.

The claim is, naturally: to get them back to work.

Question is: who in their right mind, would employ an undisciplined, thick slob, with or without a ton of lard, particularly when more automation is being rolled out ?

 Absolute bollocks.

Well @Eddie got a job. 

[Miles]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

The “government” has worked out that getting Ozempic jabs into fat bastards, is more profitable for all parties involved, than selling them track suits, scratch cards, crisps and fizzy drinks.

The claim is, naturally: to get them back to work.

Question is: who in their right mind, would employ an undisciplined, thick slob, with or without a ton of lard, particularly when more automation is being rolled out ?

 Absolute bollocks.

COSTA they are idea cunts to sell these sugar loaded coffee drink varieties.

[ChildeHarold]

5 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The “government” has worked out that getting Ozempic jabs into fat bastards, is more profitable for all parties involved, than selling them track suits, scratch cards, crisps and fizzy drinks.

The claim is, naturally: to get them back to work.

Question is: who in their right mind, would employ an undisciplined, thick slob, with or without a ton of lard, particularly when more automation is being rolled out ?

 Absolute bollocks.

If they fucking stopped putting the clocks back in October causing depressive eating and snacking and cheating cunts out of a hour of daylight when they could exercise we would all be better off.   It's the easy option government of cunts.   Give a drug.   Let 60k asylum seekers on waiting list have residency no questions asked (it's easier), keep smart motorways as they are (under review - it's easier). cut winter fuel payments for most pensioners without looking more carefully at there income/tax returns (it's easy) get Navantia a state owned Spanish ship building company to take over Harland and Wolff (it's easier) cancel and write off fucking millions on HS2 to Manchester/try to save money o. terminus in London (it's easier)  carry on pointless support for our buddies in Ukraine (it's easy) talk the talk not walk the walk (it's easy) this is a crate of shit like all the others that will achieve precisely NOTHING but fill their own boots in the five years ahead. 

[King Billy]

14 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The “government” has worked out that getting Ozempic jabs into fat bastards, is more profitable for all parties involved, than selling them track suits, scratch cards, crisps and fizzy drinks.

The claim is, naturally: to get them back to work.

Question is: who in their right mind, would employ an undisciplined, thick slob, with or without a ton of lard, particularly when more automation is being rolled out ?

 Absolute bollocks.

I don’t see any problem with this plan. As long as these jabs are as ‘safe and effective’ as the Covid 19 wonderjabs and most of the fat lazy cunts are forced to get a job and go to work, who’s going to give a flying fuck if there’s a huge pile of vaccine injured decomposing lard on every street corner?