Decimus Posted Friday at 18:42 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:42 8 minutes ago, Miles said: Be careful Wiffles is barking. Are you into scat? Answer the fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Friday at 18:45 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:45 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Are you into scat? Answer the fucking question. I fully expect that you are into scat, you talk it all day and night on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Friday at 18:48 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:48 2 minutes ago, Miles said: I fully expect that you are into scat, you talk it all day and night on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Friday at 18:52 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:52 14 minutes ago, Miles said: Be careful Wiffles is barking. I have huge respect for the man and laughed at his achievements at Lakeside. When he was sent to a humiliating defeat by a black American player who wouldn't get his nose through the door in the English game, in a veterans tournament, I stood by and cried my eyeballs out till they were red and sore to the extent that it looked as if I was watching porn videos non stop 24 hours a day. And this is how he treats me? Anyway, tomorrow is another day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Friday at 18:54 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:54 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes When did you last Ride A White Swan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Friday at 18:55 Report Share Posted Friday at 18:55 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have huge respect for the man and laughed at his achievements at Lakeside. When he was sent to a humiliating defeat by a black American player who wouldn't get his nose through the door in the English game, in a veterans tournament, I stood by and cried my eyeballs out till they were red and sore to the extent that it looked as if I was watching porn videos non stop 24 hours a day. And this is how he treats me? Anyway, tomorrow is another day! and today will be yesterday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted Friday at 19:17 Report Share Posted Friday at 19:17 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm still yet to sort that fat fucking pig Neil out, Scotty. I should think so, throwing Ipswich at you. Unforgivable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Friday at 19:19 Report Share Posted Friday at 19:19 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Are you into scat? Answer the fucking question. I think Frank likes most kinds of Jazz. Niiiiiiiiiice… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted Friday at 20:17 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 20:17 4 hours ago, Miles said: Blue or Pink Paraffin? Blue. If you have a look down the stairs, I’m pouring it through your letterbox right now. Say your prayers big boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Friday at 20:42 Report Share Posted Friday at 20:42 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Blue. If you have a look down the stairs, I’m pouring it through your letterbox right now. Say your prayers big boy. Let it soak in first. I've already contacted Forensic Files for a programme opportunity as long as they pit me in the rolling credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted Sunday at 12:03 Report Share Posted Sunday at 12:03 So I sit in front of the TV ready to tuck into my bacon and fried egg sarnie (breakfast of champions) to catch up on the news. Top of the news bulletins on BBC News today: more Palestinian men women and children killed by Israeli bombs? Nope. Reports of casualties in Ukraine? Nope. Cyclist Chris Hoy's terminal cancer? Nope. Its hoards of bland looking teenage girls, wailing and howling at the death of balcony diver Liam Payne. Listening to them wank on about how distraught they are is vomit inducing. One fucking ommadawn mentioned that her life has been turned upside down and don't know how she can cope with this obvious tragic event. Tell you what love, just look at the report of that guy in the Lebanon, sobbing over the bodies of his wife and baby in the ruins of his home, bombed by the fucking murdering Isrealis. Better still, fly over there and tell him what has turned your world upside down and see what his reaction is. Or go and tell Chris Hoy who has been told he has between 2 and 3 years to live. You fucking twat. I fucking despair. I really do 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted Sunday at 12:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 12:42 On 17/10/2024 at 14:11, Witheredscrote said: The world is burning, countless millions dying of starvation, and your wondeful BBC News leads this lunchtime with this little cunt. I fucking detest the beeb, but not as much as I detest Decimus. I've already done this, you Pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted Sunday at 12:59 Report Share Posted Sunday at 12:59 If anyone is feeling sorry sorry for this cunt just Google him talking about one of his bandmates putting his hands on him. It's like watching Extras with Gervais and that Mitchell character,cringey as fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 13:49 Report Share Posted Sunday at 13:49 48 minutes ago, Neil said: If anyone is feeling sorry sorry for this cunt just Google him talking about one of his bandmates putting his hands on him. It's like watching Extras with Gervais and that Mitchell character,cringey as fuck S.A.P.S Super Army Pop Star. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 13:53 Report Share Posted Sunday at 13:53 1 hour ago, Neil said: If anyone is feeling sorry sorry for this cunt just Google him talking about one of his bandmates putting his hands on him. It's like watching Extras with Gervais and that Mitchell character,cringey as fuck I've seen this. Imagine admitting live on air that any single one of those eight stone wet through faggots was capable of chucking you into a wall and then subsequently having the temerity to go on a two minute rant about what a hard cunt you are. I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 14:12 Report Share Posted Sunday at 14:12 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I've already done this, you Pikey. She did it better, you loathsome little toad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted Sunday at 14:34 Report Share Posted Sunday at 14:34 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: She did it better, you loathsome little toad. Mine was succinct, and to the point. I have no interest in her fucking breakfast menu (I'm surprised it wasn't hedgehog & grey squirrel fritters actually). Shove your stinking waffles & maple syrup up your ragged arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted Sunday at 14:45 Report Share Posted Sunday at 14:45 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Mine was succinct, and to the point. I have no interest in her fucking breakfast menu (I'm surprised it wasn't hedgehog & grey squirrel fritters actually). Shove your stinking waffles & maple syrup up your ragged arsehole. Withers, you smooth talking bastard you😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted Sunday at 19:22 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 19:22 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Top of the news bulletins on BBC News today: more Palestinian men women and children killed by Israeli bombs? Nope. Reports of casualties in Ukraine? Nope. Cyclist Chris Hoy's terminal cancer? Nope. The ‘BBC light entertainment’ bloke was probably up all night bumming kids and fell asleep at the bus stop on his way to work this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 20:39 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:39 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So I sit in front of the TV ready to tuck into my bacon and fried egg sarnie (breakfast of champions) to catch up on the news. Top of the news bulletins on BBC News today: more Palestinian men women and children killed by Israeli bombs? Nope. Reports of casualties in Ukraine? Nope. Cyclist Chris Hoy's terminal cancer? Nope. Its hoards of bland looking teenage girls, wailing and howling at the death of balcony diver Liam Payne. Listening to them wank on about how distraught they are is vomit inducing. One fucking ommadawn mentioned that her life has been turned upside down and don't know how she can cope with this obvious tragic event. Tell you what love, just look at the report of that guy in the Lebanon, sobbing over the bodies of his wife and baby in the ruins of his home, bombed by the fucking murdering Isrealis. Better still, fly over there and tell him what has turned your world upside down and see what his reaction is. Or go and tell Chris Hoy who has been told he has between 2 and 3 years to live. You fucking twat. I fucking despair. I really do In a day and a week that saw critical illness announcements from Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Hoy, a pathetic attempt by Dyslexic to garner Likes for his "terminal cancer", and constant coverage of morbid obesity in the news somehow causing the decline and fall of the UK, I turn to you Gypo for some GOOD NEWS and you give me this BOLLOCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 20:54 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:54 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: In a day and a week that saw critical illness announcements from Jeremy Clarkson and Chris Hoy, a pathetic attempt by Dyslexic to garner Likes for his "terminal cancer", and constant coverage of morbid obesity in the news somehow causing the decline and fall of the UK, I turn to you Gypo for some GOOD NEWS and you give me this BOLLOCKS. You have to give gypsies money before they give you good news. It’s all explained in ‘Apocalypse’, series 1 episode 4 of ‘Bottom’ A required field of study for CC members. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 21:16 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:16 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You have to give gypsies money before they give you good news. It’s all explained in ‘Apocalypse’, series 1 episode 4 of ‘Bottom’ A required field of study for CC members. I see... the four leaf clover trick. Very clever. You still find them outside London, but instead of a middle aged woman approaching you with a lucky buttonhole and her hand open for coins, you get a 50% honest looking guy knocking on your front door asking whether you want your garden doing or gutters cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted Sunday at 22:16 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 22:23 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:23 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: So you’ve been up Pen then, Ratto? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 22:55 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:55 38 minutes ago, ratcum said: People don’t scrub their doorsteps anymore. I remember when people used to set light to their neighbours houses if they only washed their nets twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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