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ChildeHarold

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44 minutes ago, Miles said:

Wrong .. they are rubber "Love Ewes" that @Frank  left.

Leave Frank out of it.  He's enjoying a (temporary short stay) well earned rest at Sleepy Shades Care Home in West-Cliff-on-Sea.  Of course, access to the Pavilion Theatre and Leisure Centre costs extra and funding didn’t stretch that far.  The old bugger's got a few Freeview channels on telly and a Bush micro system.    

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On 04/10/2024 at 16:01, ChildeHarold said:

This little gem of an everyday story of a gang knifing on a commuter train at 7.30 pm in full view of commuters tell s us all we need to know about why knife crime rates have rocketed.   If you carry a knife you get LIFE.   Simple.   No ifs no buts.   No mitigation.   No reduction or early release.   

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/southeastern-train-sword-attack-gang-jailed-hither-green-b1185632.html

PS Dyslexic you're still a cancer cunt. 

Harold, you do know that you're a fucking spastic, please take yourself and your ID card and fuck off to your digital prison and let this site be free of your banal bollocks.

Stupid asphyxiation cunt.

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8 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Harold, you do know that you're a fucking spastic, please take yourself and your ID card and fuck off to your digital prison and let this site be free of your banal bollocks.

Stupid asphyxiation cunt.

Jake you portray yourself as this ever ready white van man on the job, but in reality you're just a fucking unemployed weed on disability.   Pathetic loser. 

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9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Jake you portray yourself as this ever ready white van man on the job, but in reality you're just a fucking unemployed weed on disability.   Pathetic loser. 

Careful H. You may not be aware of the last time a punter flippantly took it upon himself to provoke Fends, which quickly escalated into what could have been a bloodbath face off in a South London park. Fortunately that didn’t happen as the instigator, who I’ll call Eddie (not his real name) didn’t show up. Eddie however has never ventured out in public since that day,  unless accompanied by his 6’4”, 23 stone, ginger minged  Welsh bodyguard, who’s rumoured to be a major shareholder in Pfizer and have historical connections (not proven) to MENSA (although not currently a member).

Tread carefully H or you could spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder everyday, in some sort of horrifying Salman Rushdiesque nightmare.

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25 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Careful H. You may not be aware of the last time a punter flippantly took it upon himself to provoke Fends, which quickly escalated into what could have been a bloodbath face off in a South London park. Fortunately that didn’t happen as the instigator, who I’ll call Eddie (not his real name) didn’t show up. Eddie however has never ventured out in public since that day,  unless accompanied by his 6’4”, 23 stone, ginger minged  Welsh bodyguard, who’s rumoured to be a major shareholder in Pfizer and have historical connections (not proven) to MENSA (although not currently a member).

Tread carefully H or you could spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder everyday, in some sort of horrifying Salman Rushdiesque nightmare.

If Jake did that to Eddie he's not half bad.   But he's still a dirty shit bag IMHO.   The type who deliberately drives through puddles to drown pedestrians and old cunts in mobility scooters.   Or fixes £50 holes in roofs for £7,000 (No Questions Asked/No Refunds) 

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Careful H. You may not be aware of the last time a punter flippantly took it upon himself to provoke Fends, which quickly escalated into what could have been a bloodbath face off in a South London park. Fortunately that didn’t happen as the instigator, who I’ll call Eddie (not his real name) didn’t show up. Eddie however has never ventured out in public since that day,  unless accompanied by his 6’4”, 23 stone, ginger minged  Welsh bodyguard, who’s rumoured to be a major shareholder in Pfizer and have historical connections (not proven) to MENSA (although not currently a member).

Tread carefully H or you could spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder everyday, in some sort of horrifying Salman Rushdiesque nightmare.

In Whitstable known as Eddie The Oyster. Unwarranted in my opinion, oysters have bigger arses.

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43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

In Whitstable known as Eddie The Oyster. Unwarranted in my opinion, oysters have bigger arses.

What noise annoys an oyster?

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

What do you have to say about that before you fuck off?

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