Decimus Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 15 minutes ago, and said: Aw, diddums. Roops must really love being manipulated by the self-righteous drivel of a third-rate parking warden. You broke the rules, no manipulation involved, Solly. You were warned that you weren't above them but you thought that you were. I kindly suggest you get over it, because I'm going to be watching you like a fucking hawk, and any further infractions will be immediately reported. Understood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 Just now, Decimus said: You are absolutely obsessed with me And here you are again. LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm going to be watching you like a fucking hawk Haven't you got some parking tickets to issue? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: A hobby that you're so passionate about, you're willing to travel over a hundred miles to practice it, but simultaneously not that passionate about to have ever mentioned it on here before yesterday. How queer. And you discuss every aspect of your miserable existence, with a bunch of deluded fantasists, on a website devoted to cunts, do you? You need to get back on Facebook, I'm sure they'll be overjoyed to read about your latest fabricated drugs-binge weekender. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 41 minutes ago, and said: How queer. And you discuss every aspect of your miserable existence, with a bunch of deluded fantasists, on a website devoted to cunts, do you? You need to get back on Facebook, I'm sure they'll be overjoyed to read about your latest fabricated drugs-binge weekender. LOL I just find it incredibly odd that you fabricated a fishing trip thinking that I'd be enraged by how you didn't catch that many imaginary pike on a broad that you've never even visited. Weird little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mother duck should have said "Quack quack quack quack" and the two little ducks would come swimming back. Out of the Pike's gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 4 hours ago, and said: The 'black' country, no thanks! LOL I see among all your flaws that geography is also included in this ,stupid fucking dog wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 On 29/09/2024 at 16:20, and said: So, I've been away for a couple of weeks, fishing for pike on the Norfolk Broads, mostly Hickling Broad and Horsey Mere. Yeah, it's far from my usual haunt in Tunrnford, the Railway Pit. Strumpshaw Fen looked ok, but apparently it's a sanctuary for the inbred, six-fingered, web-footed mongs that seem to proliferate in that part of the country. To be honest, it was fuckin' disappointing fishing, didn't get anything over ten pounds, biggest was a 9lb 5oz pike, I can usually manage some double figure fish back home in Barnet. The Broads fishing experience, like everything and everybody in Norfolk, is a pile of cunt. This is the most pathetic, childish and generally fucking stupid load of boo-fuckin’(sic)-hoo crybaby wanker bollocks I think I’ve ever had the misfortune to read. Can you not see what a total prick this makes you look? You should be embarrassed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 5 hours ago, and said: Haven't you got some parking tickets to issue? LOL Decs isn't an african. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 On 29/09/2024 at 18:47, Frank said: Good to see you, and. I think it's fair to say that I'm not overly keen on anyone these days, but I'll tell you this - your absence was definitely felt. Take your time settling back in, and if you need anything, I'll be here for you. It's comforting to know someone experienced in the art of cuntery has your back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Decs isn't an african. Maybe not, but he's had some African in him, at some point... 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 4 hours ago, and said: Maybe not, but he's had some African in him, at some point... 😉 I'm no defender of Decimus. However, your facile effort at being funny is shockingly weak. It makes me wonder how you managed to stay unwanted, single and lonely all your life with such a stunning razor sharp sense of humour. Make us ALL laugh and give us your best chat up line. Imagine I'm a beautiful 36-25-32 25 year old nymph of mixed Indian and African race, a real sexy stunner that turns heads wherever she goes. She pauses in the doorway and after a brief survey of the available beefsteak is irreisistibly attracted to you like an iron filing to a powerful magnet. She settles into the bar stool next to your Highness. Now open your gob you thick lipped meat head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 On 01/10/2024 at 18:02, ChildeHarold said: I'm no defender of Decimus. However, your facile effort at being funny is shockingly weak. It makes me wonder how you managed to stay unwanted, single and lonely all your life with such a stunning razor sharp sense of humour. Make us ALL laugh and give us your best chat up line. Imagine I'm a beautiful 36-25-32 25 year old nymph of mixed Indian and African race, a real sexy stunner that turns heads wherever she goes. She pauses in the doorway and after a brief survey of the available beefsteak is irreisistibly attracted to you like an iron filing to a powerful magnet. She settles into the bar stool next to your Highness. Now open your gob you thick lipped meat head. If you want funny, I suggest you buy a ticket for Peter Kay(then again, maybe not) To answer your question... "Fancy a fuck, you dirty slut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 2 hours ago, and said: If you want funny, I suggest you buy a ticket for Peter Kay(then again, maybe not) To answer your question... "Fancy a fuck, you dirty slut?" Go fuck yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 On 30/09/2024 at 20:05, Ape™️ said: This is the most pathetic, childish and generally fucking stupid load of boo-fuckin’(sic)-hoo crybaby wanker bollocks I think I’ve ever had the misfortune to read. Can you not see what a total prick this makes you look? You should be embarrassed. He caught you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted October 6 Author Report Share Posted October 6 On 30/09/2024 at 20:05, Ape™️ said: You should be embarrassed. Not as embarrassed as you should be for commenting on it. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 On 30/09/2024 at 20:05, Ape™️ said: This is the most pathetic, childish and generally fucking stupid load of boo-fuckin’(sic)-hoo crybaby wanker bollocks I think I’ve ever had the misfortune to read. Can you not see what a total prick this makes you look? You should be embarrassed. To be fair Ape, I have seen worse, mainly emanating from your IP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Wednesday at 19:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 19:36 @Shit For Brains are you away enjoying yet another imaginary J.R. Hartley fishing expedition on Hickling Broad, or are you sulking, seething and rattled to fuck because you've now got a shit permanently on your head? Lololol Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted yesterday at 01:28 Report Share Posted yesterday at 01:28 This is a low level spasticated nomination put up by a manchild with severe dysphoria. Jumping in to the Norfolk Broads would have been the cure but unfortunately for everyone, the mother fucker is still pouring out his insanity in plain sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted yesterday at 07:27 Report Share Posted yesterday at 07:27 5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: This is a low level spasticated nomination put up by a manchild with severe dysphoria. Jumping in to the Norfolk Broads would have been the cure but unfortunately for everyone, the mother fucker is still pouring out his insanity in plain sight. The twat will never leave, Jake. The site reads like Moscow’s Pravda, every time I log in. The content is more schizophrenic than red labour’s latest missives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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