Mongs On A Plane

[Decimus]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 @Frank, can I have your dog if you die?

His mother is already spoken for.

Lololololol.

[scotty]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

cosh the fucking Jew into unconsciousness by swinging your cock around like a lasso.

That's tonight's nightmare sorted, thanks for that image.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Decimus said:

His mother is already spoken for.

Lololololol.

God I wish Jazz/‘Eavens was here. A photoshopped picture of a Weimaraner being back scuttled by Frank on a theatre poster, followed by a 6 month ban.

[Decimus]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

God I wish Jazz/‘Eavens was here. A photoshopped picture of a Weimaraner being back scuttled by Frank on a theatre poster, followed by a 6 month ban.

He posted a picture of an actual Weimaraner fucking a woman and only got a mild rebuke, but then received a lengthy ban for superimposing a fruit basket on top of Frank's head.

Proper really hasn't got a handle on the whole proportional justice thing.

[Decimus]

29 minutes ago, scotty said:

Reported.

Have you had a peek at the online user list? 

Very strange, six pages of 'guests' viewing particularly contentious nominations such as Shamima Begum. 

Looks like old Two Tier has finally infiltrated the site.

[Dyslexic cnut]

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Golly, offers of conversion therapy...

 

Besides noting that my natural colouring is raven-haired and not ginger I do have a sole supplier agreement with hubby who meets and exceeds all my "solids" requirements...and he lasts longer than a minute. Just sayin'

I never saw this sexual swerve coming, I’ll be honest. I’m not sure you’ve made the right move, revealing your inner filth bucket, haddock-sluice self like this, you’ve always been tantalisingly close yet distant, if you get me. That said, I immediately cancelled my Pornhub subscription and have been ripping the head off it since your reveal. Question…need any fingering tips, ‘coz, as you know, ‘I’m  your man’ …cue George Michael.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Golly

Reported. 

[Decimus]

3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Reported. 

Alright, Raas? Will you be joining me next year?

I'll stand you a few jars and a couple of lines and even let you land the first punch on the Greek's enormous fucking beak.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

He posted a picture of an actual Weimaraner fucking a woman and only got a mild rebuke, but then received a lengthy ban for superimposing a fruit basket on top of Frank's head.

Proper really hasn't got a handle on the whole proportional justice thing.

Ironic thing was, was that it wasn't Frank but that dead, bubble pianist Vangellis.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Have you had a peek at the online user list? 

Very strange, six pages of 'guests' viewing particularly contentious nominations such as Shamima Begum. 

Looks like old Two Tier has finally infiltrated the site.

Two Tier or Free Gear?   The guy effortlessly marries plonker with plodder.   How he rose to CPS I don't know.   

[Decimus]

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Two Tier or Free Gear?

Sniper's dream.

[ChildeHarold]

2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Sniper's dream.

Getting back to Frank.  I've decided to cancel my bit of business in Hillingdon in order to devote my whole day to Wembley.   All I'm saying, if you see a busker with guitar and small Marshall - cross the road. 

[Decimus]

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Getting back to Frank.  I've decided to cancel my bit of business in Hillingdon in order to devote my whole day to Wembley.   All I'm saying, if you see a busker with guitar and small Marshall - cross the road. 

I'm not sure he understands what he's getting himself into, Aitch. You should probably have a word with him.

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Getting back to Frank.  I've decided to cancel my bit of business in Hillingdon in order to devote my whole day to Wembley.   All I'm saying, if you see a busker with guitar and small Marshall - cross the road. 

A small Marshall = Warwick Davis as Wyatt Earp. 

[Decimus]

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ironic thing was, was that it wasn't Frank but that dead, bubble pianist Vangellis.

Why ya some Columbo.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

Why ya some Columbo.

Before I log off sir,  just one more thing.........

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

@Eric Cuntman…shall we?

I'm not entirely sure that Frank knows what he's letting himself in for, DC. He may surmise that I'm an overly wordy, sly little wanker with the upper body strength of Toulouse-Lautrec, and to be honest he's probably correct.

But what he hasn't taken into account is that I'll be accompanied by two dozen, coke-fed, strapping Norfolk farmboys who I will have manipulated during the two hour train journey down into the smoke into wanting to rip his fucking head off.

[ChildeHarold]

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Before I log off sir,  just one more thing.........

The one with Donald Pleasance and the winery is the best. 

[ChildeHarold]

6 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm not entirely sure that Frank knows what he's letting himself in for, DC. He may surmise that I'm an overly wordy, sly little wanker with the upper body strength of Toulouse-Lautrec, and to be honest he's probably correct.

But what he hasn't taken into account is that I'll be accompanied by two dozen, coke-fed, strapping Norfolk farmboys who I will have manipulated during the two hour train journey down into the smoke into wanting to rip his fucking head off.

Aren't you confusing strapping Norfolk lads with Suffolk shire horses? 

[Decimus]

7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Aren't you confusing strapping Norfolk lads with Suffolk shire horses? 

No. Have you ever been punched in the face with a man who has 19 fingers on one fist?

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The one with Donald Pleasance and the winery is the best. 

I liked the one with Leonard Nimoy as the cardiac surgeon. 
 In one of the earlier ones with Patrick McGoohan, Columbo’s first name is revealed. It appears on a police ID he shows at a door. His name is Frank. True. Some cunt paused it and zoomed the ID card.

[camberwell gypsy]

21 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

The one with Donald Pleasance and the winery is the best. 

Can't remember that one. My favourite was Patrick McGoohan as the undertaker stoving that woman's head in and then cremating her.

[ChildeHarold]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Can't remember that one. My favourite was Patrick McGoohan as the undertaker stoving that woman's head in and then cremating her.

Don't remember that one.   I do remember the one with McGoohan dressed as as Captain Birdseye in some sort of naval college. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

50 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm not entirely sure that Frank knows what he's letting himself in for, DC. He may surmise that I'm an overly wordy, sly little wanker with the upper body strength of Toulouse-Lautrec, and to be honest he's probably correct.

But what he hasn't taken into account is that I'll be accompanied by two dozen, coke-fed, strapping Norfolk farmboys who I will have manipulated during the two hour train journey down into the smoke into wanting to rip his fucking head off.

I know a bit about Eric and he knows a bit about me. H’s is throwing his weight around & I just thought we’d pop over, unarmed, for a bit of a giggle…unless, of course, it all got a bit tasty.

[Decimus]

7 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I know a bit about Eric and he knows a bit about me. H’s is throwing his weight around & I just thought we’d pop over, unarmed, for a bit of a giggle…unless, of course, it all got a bit tasty.

I appreciate the offer, DC. It's an open invite so please feel free to come along. I imagine that the faggot will be surreptitiously filming from over 100 yards away whilst quacking like Count fucking Duckula. 

I don't claim to be a fighter, the pen after all is mightier than his cock. But I'll be backed up by a large crew of bewildered inbreds who will be on their guard and ready to ruck in that there dangerous London.