Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 09:53 Report Share Posted Saturday at 09:53 17 hours ago, Eddie said: Tortworth ct, the restaurant is below par I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ What a stay. Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Saturday at 10:10 Report Share Posted Saturday at 10:10 17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ What a stay. Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. "protested my innocence".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 10:19 Report Share Posted Saturday at 10:19 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "protested my innocence".... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 10:29 Report Share Posted Saturday at 10:29 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like an asylum https://imgur.com/a/cJqmO4w 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted Saturday at 11:48 Report Share Posted Saturday at 11:48 11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: https://imgur.com/a/J84Jpe9 Those sunnies suit you perfectly. A moronic wraparound frame with oversized fat feminine arms - or temples - paired with an obnoxiously loud logo. Sartorially speaking, you make me feel sick. You might as well stamp a great big L on your forehead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted Saturday at 11:54 Report Share Posted Saturday at 11:54 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ What a stay. Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. https://ibb.co/1n18L7X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted Saturday at 12:49 Report Share Posted Saturday at 12:49 54 minutes ago, Frank said: Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. https://ibb.co/1n18L7X Look at my Duffy you fucking weasel https://ibb.co/8xXVpfr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 13:43 Report Share Posted Saturday at 13:43 1 hour ago, Frank said: Those sunnies Yet another example of a 60 year old poofter trying so hard to sound cool... You fucking prat. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 13:48 Report Share Posted Saturday at 13:48 1 hour ago, Frank said: Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. https://ibb.co/1n18L7X You went to all the trouble of finding a negative review, to then screenshot it and post here. Anyone would think you've got no life, friends and too much time on your hands, Frank (and a little bit wound up) Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted Saturday at 14:35 Report Share Posted Saturday at 14:35 52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You went to all the trouble of finding a negative review, to then screenshot it and post here. Anyone would think you've got no life, friends and too much time on your hands, Frank (and a little bit wound up) Lol. Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you. https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Saturday at 14:49 Report Share Posted Saturday at 14:49 49 minutes ago, Frank said: Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you. https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard? I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted Saturday at 15:09 Report Share Posted Saturday at 15:09 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you. https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. You stupid, daft fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Saturday at 15:34 Report Share Posted Saturday at 15:34 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Look at my Duffy you fucking weasel https://ibb.co/8xXVpfr Eddie I need to book an hotel for 12 nights over Christmas and the New Year, full bed & board (4 star will do) no more than £5 a night .. any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Saturday at 15:36 Report Share Posted Saturday at 15:36 28 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. You stupid, daft fucking cunt. It looks like the back of that kebab shop he was lurking in recently. If you look closely at the second picture, there's one of his greasy pubes at the top of the dado rail. Just underneath that, you can see where his teeth have chipped the wood from when he's been bent over double and shoved head first into the wall by a lusty train of humongous Turks. To the left of it all is the glory hole that's been drilled out with the exact dimensions of his maggot in mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted Saturday at 15:37 Report Share Posted Saturday at 15:37 2 minutes ago, Miles said: Eddie I need to book an hotel for 12 nights over Christmas and the New Year, full bed & board (4 star will do) no more than £5 a night .. any ideas? Withers shack in France, you will get change… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Saturday at 15:57 Report Share Posted Saturday at 15:57 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Withers shack in France, you will get change… One Euro a night .. will I be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Saturday at 16:05 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:05 4 hours ago, Frank said: Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. https://ibb.co/1n18L7X I thought this review was the work of Pen, to be honest. Poorly constructed and littered with spelling and grammar flaws. Then I read ‘travelled with family.’ Lol and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Saturday at 16:13 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:13 1 hour ago, Frank said: Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you. https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN Fuckin ‘ell Frank…you must be shaking your head there. I mean, you could get fifteen sockets on that stretch of skirting board…you daft cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Saturday at 16:14 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:14 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Look at my Duffy you fucking weasel https://ibb.co/8xXVpfr Obviously it’s all very expensive. But it’s a bit cold and stark for my tastes Ed. Like the kind of place you might wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a line of stitches where your left kidney used to be. And what is it with those paintings you keep buying? Unless you’ve got a 3 year old mongoloid kid painting them and you’re putting them up out of sympathy, there’s really no place for that sort of thing outside a muppet movie pre-production office. I always had you down as a ‘Velvet Elvis’ man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Saturday at 16:16 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:16 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Obviously it’s all very expensive. But it’s a bit cold and stark for my tastes Ed. Like the kind of place you might wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a line of stitches where your left kidney used to be. And what is it with those paintings you keep buying? Unless you’ve got a 3 year old mongoloid kid painting them and you’re putting them up out of sympathy, there’s really no place for that sort of thing outside a muppet movie pre-production office. I always had you down as a ‘Velvet Elvis’ man. It doesn’t look very ‘nig’ if I’m be honest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Saturday at 16:18 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:18 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. You stupid, daft fucking cunt. Was there any goat curry on the menu,Raas…or did you do the old Tupperware trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Saturday at 16:26 Report Share Posted Saturday at 16:26 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard? I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off. He won’t show…he’ll still be pushing his colon back up after Ndingu woke up with his own charcoal morning glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted Saturday at 18:48 Report Share Posted Saturday at 18:48 18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: https://imgur.com/a/J84Jpe9 Have you had a game of '4 In a Row' yet? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted Saturday at 18:53 Report Share Posted Saturday at 18:53 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard? I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off. It won't happen, Decs. You'll be outside waiting for him Spending your day in the Sunshiiiiiiiine. I'll get me parker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Saturday at 19:16 Report Share Posted Saturday at 19:16 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. I wouldn’t worry too much about that. It’s probably owned by pakis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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