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17 hours ago, Eddie said:

Tortworth ct, the restaurant is below par 

I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. 

The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. 

https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ

What a stay. 

Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. 

The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. 

https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ

What a stay. 

Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. 

 

 

"protested my innocence".... 

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2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. 

The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. 

https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ

What a stay. 

Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. 

 

 

Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. 

https://ibb.co/1n18L7X

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. 

https://ibb.co/1n18L7X

You went to all the trouble of finding a negative review, to then screenshot it and post here. Anyone would think you've got no life, friends and too much time on your hands, Frank (and a little bit wound up) Lol.

 

 

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52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You went to all the trouble of finding a negative review, to then screenshot it and post here. Anyone would think you've got no life, friends and too much time on your hands, Frank (and a little bit wound up) Lol.

 

 

Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you.   

https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN

 

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49 minutes ago, Frank said:

Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you.   

https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN

 

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Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard?

I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off.

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30 minutes ago, Frank said:

Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you.   

https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN

 

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I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. 

You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. 

You stupid, daft fucking cunt. 

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28 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. 

You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. 

You stupid, daft fucking cunt. 

It looks like the back of that kebab shop he was lurking in recently.

If you look closely at the second picture, there's one of his greasy pubes at the top of the dado rail. Just underneath that, you can see where his teeth have chipped the wood from when he's been bent over double and shoved head first into the wall by a lusty train of humongous Turks.

To the left of it all is the glory hole that's been drilled out with the exact dimensions of his maggot in mind.

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4 hours ago, Frank said:

Written in the style of a twelve-year-old third generation autistic immigrant. Get the fuck off my site with this bollocks. 

https://ibb.co/1n18L7X

I thought this review was the work of Pen, to be honest. Poorly constructed and littered with spelling and grammar flaws. Then I read ‘travelled with family.’ Lol and fuck off.

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Not at all - there are 38 pages full of one-star reviews. In fact, the FSA and the BEP have listed it as one of the worst places to stay in the country. I've just got off the phone with their reservations department, and I promise you this, Raasters... there will be trouble when I get hold of you.   

https://ibb.co/Gn6TR5v and https://ibb.co/hHZ1mRN

 

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Fuckin ‘ell Frank…you must be shaking your head there. I mean, you could get fifteen sockets on that stretch of skirting board…you daft cunt.

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3 hours ago, Eddie said:

Look at my Duffy you fucking weasel 

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Obviously it’s all very expensive. But it’s a bit cold and stark for my tastes Ed. Like the kind of place you might wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a line of stitches where your left kidney used to be. 
 
And what is it with those paintings you keep buying? Unless you’ve got a 3 year old mongoloid kid painting them and you’re putting them up out of sympathy, there’s really no place for that sort of thing outside a muppet movie pre-production office. I always had you down as a ‘Velvet Elvis’ man.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Obviously it’s all very expensive. But it’s a bit cold and stark for my tastes Ed. Like the kind of place you might wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a line of stitches where your left kidney used to be. 
 
And what is it with those paintings you keep buying? Unless you’ve got a 3 year old mongoloid kid painting them and you’re putting them up out of sympathy, there’s really no place for that sort of thing outside a muppet movie pre-production office. I always had you down as a ‘Velvet Elvis’ man.

It doesn’t look very ‘nig’ if I’m be honest.

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I cannot believe those are images from Tortworth Court, are you able to provide more details and verified reviews, Frank? They in no way reflect my stay in the Mansion House and I am appalled you would deliberately lie to damage the reputation of an Estate that was recorded in the Domesday Book. 

You might hear from the legal team and what with your posts regarding the recent riots being worthy of investigation, I'd keep my head down if I were you. 

You stupid, daft fucking cunt. 

Was there any goat curry on the menu,Raas…or did you do the old Tupperware trick?

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard?

I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off.

He won’t show…he’ll still be pushing his colon back up after Ndingu woke up with his own charcoal morning glory.

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4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Alright, Frank, you stupid old bastard?

I've just secured two tickets for Oasis at Wembley 27 September 2025. If you fancy having your teeth kicked down your scrawny fucking throat, I'll meet you outside the front five minutes before it all kicks off.

It won't happen, Decs. You'll be outside waiting for him Spending your day in the Sunshiiiiiiiine. 

I'll get me parker. 

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