Mongs On A Plane

[Miles]

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Obviously it’s all very expensive. But it’s a bit cold and stark for my tastes Ed. Like the kind of place you might wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a line of stitches where your left kidney used to be. 
 
And what is it with those paintings you keep buying? Unless you’ve got a 3 year old mongoloid kid painting them and you’re putting them up out of sympathy, there’s really no place for that sort of thing outside a muppet movie pre-production office. I always had you down as a ‘Velvet Elvis’ man.

I've already paid for the kidney.

[Frank]

44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Have you had a game of '4 In a Row' yet?

If anything sums up the status of a musty ant-infested UK weekend getaway, it's the life-sized board games out on the front lawn. 

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Frank said:

If anything sums up the status of a musty ant-infested UK weekend getaway, it's the life-sized board games out on the front lawn. 

And a vile barbecue.

[ChildeHarold]

57 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

And a vile barbecue.

Eldorado Guest House, Penzance, "Doubles Only". 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Was there any goat curry on the menu,Raas…or did you do the old Tupperware trick?

No Curry Goat, DC... Can you believe it? The fucking racists, I brought my converted oil drum and did Jerk chicken in the room instead. Black ceilings and the place stank of smoke, that'll teach them. 

What a pile of cunt. 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

40 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Eldorado Guest House, Penzance, "Doubles Only". 

Do you get out of London much, Harold?

[Dyslexic cnut]

24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No Curry Goat, DC... Can you believe it? The fucking racists, I brought my converted oil drum and did Jerk chicken in the room instead. Black ceilings and the place stank of smoke, that'll teach them. 

What a pile of cunt. 

One pic and Frank’s all over Trip Advisor for a day, copy n pasting. A fine and polished piece of ‘twat manipulation.’ Nice move.

[Frank]

27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

No Curry Goat, DC... Can you believe it? The fucking racists, I brought my converted oil drum and did Jerk chicken in the room instead. Black ceilings and the place stank of smoke, that'll teach them. 

What a pile of cunt. 

https://ibb.co/vQ9Jgzj

[Dyslexic cnut]

15 minutes ago, Frank said:

https://ibb.co/vQ9Jgzj

Could you be more rattled? This is fuckin priceless. He’s done you up like a kipper here, Franco…you melt.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

17 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Could you be more rattled? This is fuckin priceless. He’s done you up like a kipper here, Franco…you melt.

It's embarrassing to watch, DC, he's like a dog with a bone, he cannot let it go. He doesn't seem to realise this ongoing hissy fit of his is making him look a right cunt. Lol. Like you've said, he's spent the whole day reading and posting TripAdvisor reviews and hasn't realised nobodies interested. 

He'd have been better off spending the day standing outside some shop, staring in and scaring the staff. 

The stupid fucking cunt. 

 

 

[Dyslexic cnut]

53 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's embarrassing to watch, DC, he's like a dog with a bone, he cannot let it go. He doesn't seem to realise this ongoing hissy fit of his is making him look a right cunt. Lol. Like you've said, he's spent the whole day reading and posting TripAdvisor reviews and hasn't realised nobodies interested. 

He'd have been better off spending the day standing outside some shop, staring in and scaring the staff. 

The stupid fucking cunt. 

 

 

Never mind this shit…I’ve been down to our new Caribbean supermarket today…got salt codfish, plaintain and goat. Gonna be quite the feast here tomorrow…4 honkies and 6 darkies…I love my life. When I work how to do the tech thing, i’ll post a vid…in my own garden barrel sauna. Fuck Frank the pseud.

[Miles]

10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Eldorado Guest House, Penzance, "Doubles Only". 

Its Pensans now .. they spell it in Cornish.

[ChildeHarold]

31 minutes ago, Miles said:

Its Pensans now .. they spell it in Cornish.

Do they still fucking hate tourists?    They are so fucking virulently anti English it makes Straw Dogs seem like Bambi.   Cornish Cunts.    They deserve every Ruck Stein fishy burger in Padstein.

[Mrs Roops]

22 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I wondered how you knew where it was... All was going well, Eddie, until I went down for dinner. The manager came over and said 'you look like that Darkie cunt who was here a while ago with that ginger bird @Mrs Roops, he said you both left an unpaid bill of £500 and drove off in an old Cortina. I, of course protested my innocence and showed him your picture on here and explained that I'm Raas, from Haiti. 

The stupid cunt manager apologised and upgraded me to the Drawing room. 

https://imgur.com/a/qdeDVGQ

What a stay. 

Coffee, full English breakfast and now off for a shit, swim, then maybe sauna and steam room. 

Have to say OCR, that room looks a toss-up between grim and ghastly, a fusion of country house and 1970's suburban chic. The giveaway is De Vere cutting costs with the conversion from large room to hotel bedroom with a rough and ready ensuite shed in the corner - they might as well have installed a corrugated lean-to, did it come complete with a Saniflo toilet?

What's next, a Warner Leisure country hotel or maybe you'll want spend a bit extra and indulge yourself at a Haven Holidays caravan park.

[Miles]

30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do they still fucking hate tourists?    They are so fucking virulently anti English it makes Straw Dogs seem like Bambi.   Cornish Cunts.    They deserve every Ruck Stein fishy burger in Padstein.

I have explained to some of them that they are English but they are simple country yokels.

[Eddie]

39 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Have to say OCR, that room looks a toss-up between grim and ghastly, a fusion of country house and 1970's suburban chic. The giveaway is De Vere cutting costs with the conversion from large room to hotel bedroom with a rough and ready ensuite shed in the corner - they might as well have installed a corrugated lean-to, did it come complete with a Saniflo toilet?

What's next, a Warner Leisure country hotel or maybe you'll want spend a bit extra and indulge yourself at a Haven Holidays caravan park.

Harsh, but I can’t let the haven caravan Comment pass, remember our week away at Haven Orchards Holiday Village? Indoor & outdoor pools, the club house! Best on the south coast bar none. You loved the Richard Stilgoe type entertainer and the race night, short memory….

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

58 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Have to say OCR, that room looks a toss-up between grim and ghastly, a fusion of country house and 1970's suburban chic. The giveaway is De Vere cutting costs with the conversion from large room to hotel bedroom with a rough and ready ensuite shed in the corner - they might as well have installed a corrugated lean-to, did it come complete with a Saniflo toilet?

What's next, a Warner Leisure country hotel or maybe you'll want spend a bit extra and indulge yourself at a Haven Holidays caravan park.

Reported.

[Miles]

17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Reported.

Careful BOY you'll be Deported.

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

1 hour ago, Miles said:

Careful BOY you'll be Deported.

Calling me Boy? What are you, some racist hillbilly cunt? I've got a British Passport and a bigger cock than you. 

Fuck off. 

Lol. 

[and]

2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Calling me Boy? What are you, some racist hillbilly cunt? I've got a British Passport and a bigger cock than you. 

Fuck off. 

Lol. 

British passports are ten a penny, they give them out to any cunt that managed to crawl up the beach from a rubber dinghy.

You can brag your bits of cardboard and paper all you want, you'll never be English. LOL

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Have to say OCR, that room looks a toss-up between grim and ghastly, a fusion of country house and 1970's suburban chic. The giveaway is De Vere cutting costs with the conversion from large room to hotel bedroom with a rough and ready ensuite shed in the corner - they might as well have installed a corrugated lean-to, did it come complete with a Saniflo toilet?

What's next, a Warner Leisure country hotel or maybe you'll want spend a bit extra and indulge yourself at a Haven Holidays caravan park.

I'm not responsible for the interior decor, Mrs Roops... I admit the lighting is somewhat out of period but I guess their people decided to have it that way. A staff member enthusiastically told me the Drawing Room in the mansion house had been converted which makes sense considering the sheer size and height of the room, also, a lot of new money types (like yourself) would complain if it didn't have the modern shite people think they need these days, perhaps you could drop them a line or email advising them how to furnish their Hotel. As you've mentioned previously, you prefer first class travel and I have no doubt you won't consider anything less than a soulless Dubai type hotel when you're out and about, saving the world from itself but I'm different dear. I like old, historic places to stay, full of character and interesting architecture. 

As you're clearly an expert in dentistry, economics, life, photography and being a bit of a cunt, have you any recommendations for Old Chap, with regards to hotels that have correct/suitable interiors? 

PS. Did you like my Sauna video? I bet you were more moist than the steam room. Lol. 

[Decimus]

10 minutes ago, and said:

British passports are ten a penny, they give them out to any cunt that managed to crawl up the beach from a rubber dinghy.

You can brag your bits of cardboard and paper all you want, you'll never be English. LOL

Unlike your lot, who hold on to them tighter than their cocks.

When it comes to the Jews it's the presumption and arrogance I hate the most. Why do they make it so difficult to convert or become an Israeli citizen, as if they've got millions of people banging down the synagogue doors to join the tribe. 

No one in their right mind would want to become a member of the subhuman race, let alone live in a desert fucking shithole with rockets raining down from the sky every two minutes.

It's no wonder you haven't fucked off back to the motherland, but remember your own quote, you'll never be English.

Lololololol.

Fuck off (home).

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

7 minutes ago, and said:

British passports are ten a penny, they give them out to any cunt that managed to crawl up the beach from a rubber dinghy.

You can brag your bits of cardboard and paper all you want, you'll never be English. LOL

Dear oh dear, some Jew telling me about being English... What are you then? Some loner descended from Polish Jews, who ended up in North London, who doesn't eat pork and collects shit Englishman? Lol. 

 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Unlike your lot, who hold on to them tighter than their cocks.

When it comes to the Jews it's the presumption and arrogance I hate the most. Why do they make it so difficult to convert or become an Israeli citizen, as if they've got millions of people banging down the synagogue doors to join the tribe. 

No one in their right mind would want to become a member of the subhuman race, let alone live in a desert fucking shithole with rockets raining down from the sky every two minutes.

It's no wonder you haven't fucked off back to the motherland, but remember your own quote, you'll never be English.

Lololololol.

Fuck off (home).

The cunt is suffering from the relentless hidings he's had over the years, Decs. All he ever does here is talk about the Boys Club, how you, Wolfie, myself and DC are gay, calling me Windrush and sucking @Miles' cock. Lol.

Even @Frank made him look a stupid cunt the other day and he still turns up with absolutely no shame or self awareness ready for his next kicking. It really cheers me up knowing he's in his own personal hell in real life. Even here, on this site full of characters and lunatics he cannot take his deserved hidings on the chin like a man. 

Definitely on his GP's suicide watchlist. Lol. 

 

[Miles]

A puzzle in the news today is that 8 migrants have died in the channel overnight .. I find this misleading as there are no reports of people falling overboard from advertised passenger vessels .. rather that these people have died have fallen from illegal small dingies .. surely they were actually people illegally attempting to enter the uk?