ChildeHarold Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 Hello, Hello what 'ave we 'ere? Grace and favour royal residence - facial hair - cancer treatment finish. In context: Housing shortage and homelessness endemic in UK. Stubble - so fucking what? Thousands WAITING unreasonably and dangerously for their cancer treatment to START. ..... tomorrow's front pages of Play Towns Newspapers: Larry the Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 On 10/09/2024 at 20:39, ChildeHarold said: Hello, Hello what 'ave we 'ere? Grace and favour royal residence - facial hair - cancer treatment finish. In context: Housing shortage and homelessness endemic in UK. Stubble - so fucking what? Thousands WAITING unreasonably and dangerously for their cancer treatment to START. ..... tomorrow's front pages of Play Towns Newspapers: Larry the Cat. I thought Kate and Billy's vid was a fucking yogurt commercial. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Kate and Billy's vid was a fucking yogurt commercial. I see no place in the for a hereditary principle in 21st ce tury Britain after the late Queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Kate and Billy's vid was a fucking yogurt commercial. I thought it was an advert for extolling the benefits of private healthcare for those that can afford it or, who can get the peasants to pay for it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Kate and Billy's vid was a fucking yogurt commercial. No, that one's their 'private' home porn video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Kate and Billy's vid was a fucking yogurt commercial. Timotei, Cadburys Flake, it was a montage of every advertising cliche of the 80s and 90s. A total construct of marketing types looking to reach the baby boomer and generation X demographic by appealing to whimsy and nostalgia. All in all a disgustingly cynical lump of sickly sweet and entirely unreal PR. That fucking half chat balloon head Markle and her ginger Renfield will want to do a lifestyle video now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Last Of The Summer Windsors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I see no place in the for a hereditary principle in 21st ce tury Britain after the late Queen. 2,200+ years of English kingship undone by the casual announcement of a constitutional leviathan such as thee. H, Old Ironsides, (warts and all) is on the march to glory or the Tower. (Not the one in Pen’s y-fronts, obvs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Last Of The Summer Windsors Ginger Snaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Timotei, Cadburys Flake, it was a montage of every advertising cliche of the 80s and 90s. A total construct of marketing types looking to reach the baby boomer and generation X demographic by appealing to whimsy and nostalgia. All in all a disgustingly cynical lump of sickly sweet and entirely unreal PR. That fucking half chat balloon head Markle and her ginger Renfield will want to do a lifestyle video now. Did you ever rip the head off it dreaming about that Cadbury’s caramel cartoon rabbit though…and dont fuckin lie to me just because you belatedly found out who was doing its voice. I went to confession for 2 fuckin years I felt that sick, and I’m a fuckin Hindu. Lol…etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: 2,200+ years of English kingship undone by the casual announcement of a constitutional leviathan such as thee. H, Old Ironsides, (warts and all) is on the march to glory or the Tower. (Not the one in Pen’s y-fronts, obvs.) But wouldn't you agree that Elizabeth wrote the book and whatever rubbish this is now it's not worth keeping it's just holding Britain back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Timotei, Cadburys Flake, it was a montage of every advertising cliche of the 80s and 90s. A total construct of marketing types looking to reach the baby boomer and generation X demographic by appealing to whimsy and nostalgia. All in all a disgustingly cynical lump of sickly sweet and entirely unreal PR. That fucking half chat balloon head Markle and her ginger Renfield will want to do a lifestyle video now. It's all getting a bit self indulgent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Just now, ChildeHarold said: But wouldn't you agree that Elizabeth wrote the book and whatever rubbish this is now it's not worth keeping it's just holding Britain back. I’ll tell you something and I’ll tell you nothing less. Should I feel inclined to engage in sharp, stimulating discourse on the British Monarchy and Constitution, it’s highly unlikely it will be with a dopey half-wit such as you. No offence, Olly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Did you ever rip the head off it dreaming about that Cadbury’s caramel cartoon rabbit though…and dont fuckin lie to me just because you belatedly found out who was doing its voice. I went to confession for 2 fuckin years I felt that sick, and I’m a fuckin Hindu. Lol…etc. No. I wasn’t attracted to rabbits. Except Jessica Rabbit who was human, except for being a cartoon of course. Wasn’t it Julian clary who did the voice? He was alright really. He spoke for the nation when he said he wanted to use his fists on Norman Lamont. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I wasn’t attracted to rabbits. Except Jessica Rabbit who was human, except for being a cartoon of course. Wasn’t it Julian clary who did the voice? He was alright really. He spoke for the nation when he said he wanted to use his fists on Norman Lamont. The Cadbury’s Caramel one was pure filth. After many sub-quilt helmet-thrashings I found out that her voice over was done by Miriam Margoyles ffs. I felt more soiled than the quilt. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Friday at 07:15 Report Share Posted Friday at 07:15 https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/fuck-meter-idgaf-dont-give-a-fuck-no-fucks-given-negative-fucks-gif-16618157 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted Friday at 07:17 Report Share Posted Friday at 07:17 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It's all getting a bit self indulgent. Your trouble H is that you care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Friday at 08:12 Author Report Share Posted Friday at 08:12 51 minutes ago, Miles said: Your trouble H is that you care. I am also taking flying lessons. I don't see why billionaire space walkers and billionaire prince pilots should have all the fun when I have just got a reconditioned MH370 training cockpit from Ebay. Had to pay duty and VAT though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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