Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 Potential Armageddon-like escalation in Lebanon, slaughter in Gaza and Ukraine, stabby cunts running around European towns, devastating famine and death in the Sudan…etc, etc. Yet what is the full front page story, with pictures in many of our chronic ‘newspapers?’…some rich kid, doubtless with a belly full of lobster and caviar, drowned on a super yacht holiday. Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck and I hope the dago divers pocketed the dead cunt’s Rolexes before they brought them to the surface. Fuck ‘em and fuck off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 So you don't care to bathe in the reflected light of Money, Power, Luxury, Glamour and Money (possible fraud in the billions) High End Lifestyle, Top Bracket People, More Money, Cash, blah blah blah? The Sardinians make a living out of sucking up to these cunts in their jelly mould "luxury" yachts every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25 Author Report Share Posted August 25 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you don't care to bathe in the relected light of Money, Power, Luxury, Glamour and Money (possible fraud in the billions) High End Lifestyle, Top Bracket People, More Money, Cash, blah blah blah? The Sardinians make a living out of sucking up to these cunts in their jelly mould "luxury" yachts every year. Except it was off Sicily you dopey cunt. Eat shit, and take that fucking ‘like’ back before I lose what little credibility I still have on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25 Author Report Share Posted August 25 On 25/08/2024 at 12:53, ChildeHarold said: Post Removed Lazy and limited do it again, fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Potential Armageddon-like escalation in Lebanon, slaughter in Gaza and Ukraine, stabby cunts running around European towns, devastating famine and death in the Sudan…etc, etc. Yet what is the full front page story, with pictures in many of our chronic ‘newspapers?’…some rich kid, doubtless with a belly full of lobster and caviar, drowned on a super yacht holiday. Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck and I hope the dago divers pocketed the dead cunt’s Rolexes before they brought them to the surface. Fuck ‘em and fuck off. The Rolex saying 'Water Resistant to 5ATM' would be as fucked as the previous owner so I wouldn't bother with that one. If this super rich Mike Lynch cunt (not to be confused with the super-cunt Mick Lynch) had most of his assets registered in the UK it might plug some of Rachel Reeves' black hole (fucking disgusting thought) in the finances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25 Author Report Share Posted August 25 3 minutes ago, Dave Umbongo said: The Rolex saying 'Water Resistant to 5ATM' would be as fucked as the previous owner so I wouldn't bother with that one. If this super rich Mike Lynch cunt (not to be confused with the super-cunt Mick Lynch) had most of his assets registered in the UK it might plug some of Rachel Reeves' black hole (fucking disgusting thought) in the finances. I always thought this ‘water resistant’ thing was complete bollocks. The Rolex Deep Sea is good to a depth of 36k’ which enables you, while sitting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, crushed to death, to check the time. As this gappy-toothed wanker drowned in 160’ of water I sincerely hope that the last thing he ever did was to check his watch and noticed it had stopped…and then his heart did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I always thought this ‘water resistant’ thing was complete bollocks. The Rolex Deep Sea is good to a depth of 36k’ which enables you, while sitting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, crushed to death, to check the time. As this gappy-toothed wanker drowned in 160’ of water I sincerely hope that the last thing he ever did was to check his watch and noticed it had stopped…and then his heart did. Get off my site you stupendous fucking cretin. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I always thought this ‘water resistant’ thing was complete bollocks. The Rolex Deep Sea is good to a depth of 36k’ which enables you, while sitting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, crushed to death, to check the time. As this gappy-toothed wanker drowned in 160’ of water I sincerely hope that the last thing he ever did was to check his watch and noticed it had stopped…and then his heart did. Even if it said water resistant to 300metres, like some of mine do, how many people are in a position to utilise the limits of that performance. It's all a fucking con, like putting a speedometer in a car that reads up to 160mph but you have an 850cc 3 cylinder engine under the hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Get off my site you stupendous fucking cretin. Fuck off Francis, you Findus Crispy Ming-cake shagging freak. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Lazy and limited do it again, fuckwit. I'd take fair critcism from elsewhere, but not an old deadbeat like you. Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 48 minutes ago, Dave Umbongo said: Fuck off Francis, you Findus Crispy Ming-cake shagging freak. Findus? Your freezer needs attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Dave Umbongo said: Fuck off Francis, you Findus Crispy Ming-cake shagging freak. The Beach Boys walk into a bar. Round?.. round? Get a round?.. I get a round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Dave Umbongo said: Even if it said water resistant to 300metres, like some of mine do, how many people are in a position to utilise the limits of that performance. It's all a fucking con, like putting a speedometer in a car that reads up to 160mph but you have an 850cc 3 cylinder engine under the hood. The Italians have launched a homicide enquiry. If Starmer was in charge they'd be issuing an incident report number and looking for anybody on social media making hate posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 25 Author Report Share Posted August 25 10 hours ago, Frank said: Get off my site you stupendous fucking cretin. Could you be more predictable? I’d have thought you’d be too busy today to post on here, what with the shops being closed… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Could you be more predictable? I’d have thought you’d be too busy today to post on here today, what with the shops being closed… Are you still trying to retrieve this shipwreck of a Nom? Face facts It's sunk. Stop crying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Frank said: Get a round?.. I get a round. A single overpriced pint of some Hoxton craft piss hardly constitutes a round, you mateless fucking weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Potential Armageddon-like escalation in Lebanon, slaughter in Gaza and Ukraine, stabby cunts running around European towns, devastating famine and death in the Sudan…etc, etc. Yet what is the full front page story, with pictures in many of our chronic ‘newspapers?’…some rich kid, doubtless with a belly full of lobster and caviar, drowned on a super yacht holiday. Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck and I hope the dago divers pocketed the dead cunt’s Rolexes before they brought them to the surface. Fuck ‘em and fuck off. Dago divers!! That's wrong to say that. The Spanish are dagos! These people are wops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I always thought this ‘water resistant’ thing was complete bollocks. The Rolex Deep Sea is good to a depth of 36k’ which enables you, while sitting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, crushed to death, to check the time. As this gappy-toothed wanker drowned in 160’ of water I sincerely hope that the last thing he ever did was to check his watch and noticed it had stopped…and then his heart did. Qualitah😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 9 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Potential Armageddon-like escalation in Lebanon, slaughter in Gaza and Ukraine, stabby cunts running around European towns, devastating famine and death in the Sudan…etc, etc. Yet what is the full front page story, with pictures in many of our chronic ‘newspapers?’…some rich kid, doubtless with a belly full of lobster and caviar, drowned on a super yacht holiday. Personally, I couldn’t give a flying fuck and I hope the dago divers pocketed the dead cunt’s Rolexes before they brought them to the surface. Fuck ‘em and fuck off. I thought at first it was Frank's yacht but his mast isn't that big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought at first it was Frank's yacht but his mast isn't that big It looks like Punkers might not get his EPNS lobster pick set back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 32 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: Would ya like ta get yer gums around my mast girlie? If I had a gob like yours maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 38 minutes ago, Wink McAndrew said: The culprit was Michelle McManus doing a cannonball. Splishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! That's it. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 1 hour ago, Wink McAndrew said: Mebby they were doing tha hokey cokey - ya put the left leg in, left leg out, in out in out, shake it all about... Oh fuck we're sinking Oddly, 'I' and 'A sit quite far apart, which suggests your misspelling of 'Wink' is the result of a big, clumsy, slobbering, hamfisted Harvey Price juggernaut stabbing away at his Fisher-Price keyboard. Unless this is another Ol' Cocky reincarnation, one post is enough to confirm the Corner has attracted another colossal dickhead. Your journey among these cunt-battered hallways may be even shorter than Michael Mosely's venture into the wilds of Greece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Oddly, 'I' and 'A sit quite far apart, which suggests your misspelling of 'Wink' is the result of a big, clumsy, slobbering, hamfisted Harvey Price juggernaut stabbing away at his Fisher-Price keybaord. Unless this is another Ol' Cocky reincarnation, one post is enough to confirm the Corner has attracted another colossal dickhead. Your journey among these cunt-battered hallways may be even shorter than Michael Mosely's venture into the wilds of Greece. Howz about this for garbage from your favourite colossal dickhead? ... I thought you was at the Carnival getting (and giving!) some cultural enrichment. Did you share your special comedic gifts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 7 hours ago, Dave Umbongo said: Even if it said water resistant to 300metres, like some of mine do, how many people are in a position to utilise the limits of that performance. It's all a fucking con, like putting a speedometer in a car that reads up to 160mph but you have an 850cc 3 cylinder engine under the hood. You should steer clear of water now that you’re a person of colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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