Eddie Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Rather see that than a poncy couple in their mid-20s with a spare £1m for their first home in Landun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 55 minutes ago, Eddie said: Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. It's a reflection of the housing market in this country and abroad, too much demand and not enough supply... I remember when I was youngster in Haiti, I heard houses were going for a pound each in Liverpool and Newcastle... It took me 34 years to save up £4 in Haiti and now the same £1 fucking houses are 200 bags. What about that other show (might be the same one) where they fly some cunt family all the way to Australia, show them a few houses dotted around the massive country that is Australia and ask if they want to move there or stay in the UK... They never buy any of the the houses they are shown and get a free holiday to Australia out of it. What a pile of cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. Come and see me in the Hand & Shears, Ed. I'll put you right. Thick Essex-dwelling flat-arsed piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's a reflection of the housing market in this country and abroad, too much demand and not enough supply... I remember when I was youngster in Haiti, I heard houses were going for a pound each in Liverpool and Newcastle... It took me 34 years to save up £4 in Haiti and now the same £1 fucking houses are 200 bags. What about that other show (might be the same one) where they fly some cunt family all the way to Australia, show them a few houses dotted around the massive country that is Australia and ask if they want to move there or stay in the UK... They never buy any of the the houses they are shown and get a free holiday to Australia out of it. What a pile of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 33 minutes ago, Frank said: Come and see me in the Hand & Shears, Ed. I'll put you right. Thick Essex-dwelling flat-arsed piece of shit. 28 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported for thread derailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. Not a candidate for blind couples, however. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Frank said: Come and see me in the Hand & Shears, Ed. I'll put you right. Thick Essex-dwelling flat-arsed piece of shit. Probably best to stay local to your rat hole, pick again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. Would you survive a dirty weekend with Jas? She's a big big girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 23 hours ago, Frank said: Come and see me in the Hand & Shears, Ed. I'll put you right. Thick Essex-dwelling flat-arsed piece of shit. How much did that rape shack in the Dordogne set you back? Possibly your most sinister filming location ever, even including the derelict set of Crinkly Bottom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 On 22/08/2024 at 16:32, Eddie said: Why can’t they have a couple with a half decent budget? Same script every show, ‘I would like 3 bedrooms, swimming pool, mountain and see views lots of outside space and I have a budget of £8.50’ I hate having no life and watching this shit day in day out. Come and stay with me Ed. There are lots of odd jobs you can do, and you can stay in the house, with us, if you like. We're not fussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Come and stay with me Ed. There are lots of odd jobs you can do, and you can stay in the house, with us, if you like. We're not fussy. Do you have any cotton fields?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 24 Author Report Share Posted August 24 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Come and stay with me Ed. There are lots of odd jobs you can do, and you can stay in the house, with us, if you like. We're not fussy. A place in the sun not a place in squalor, French worm, eat shit bankrupt old poofta 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 1 hour ago, Eddie said: A place in the sun not a place in squalor, French worm, eat shit bankrupt old poofta Look at the video @Eddie, and look at the people in our town. I was simply offering you the chance to be first at something. We really would like more of your type here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Look at the video @Eddie, and look at the people in our town. I was simply offering you the chance to be first at something. We really would like more of your type here. Great video, Withers. Are you planning to visit? How are you getting there from Basildon? Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Great video, Withers. Are you planning to visit? How are you getting there from Basildon? Lol. I don't want to drone on, but it's another French shithole town in the middle of nowhere. It would be great place for you Old Chap an elephants graveyard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Look at the video @Eddie, and look at the people in our town. I was simply offering you the chance to be first at something. We really would like more of your type here. If what you say about your health is true, you're in no fit state to enjoy most of the activities on show. Stupid fucking video from a stupid, ageing, cantankerous, cancer-ridden old expat grump. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I don't want to drone on, but it's another French shithole town in the middle of nowhere. It would be great place for you Old Chap an elephants graveyard. We all want this, Harold. Can't you take a hint? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: We all want this, Harold. Can't you take a hint? The royal "we". Meaning you and your sideprick Oldish Chappie. Both superannuated chums. With the emphasis on "annu..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I don't want to drone on, but it's another French shithole town in the middle of nowhere. It would be great place for you Old Chap an elephants graveyard. I couldn't agree with you more. Maybe we should consider 'twinning' with an English town to improve our image. Somewhere like Great Yarmouth, or Gravesend. You stupid, annoying little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: If what you say about your health is true, you're in no fit state to enjoy most of the activities on show. Stupid fucking video from a stupid, ageing, cantankerous, cancer-ridden old expat grump. What's stupid about people enjoying leisure activities, and not getting knifed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I couldn't agree with you more. Maybe we should consider 'twinning' with an English town to improve our image. Somewhere like Great Yarmouth, or Gravesend. You stupid, annoying little cunt. Your town is short on amenities, big on self indulgent "look at how good we are" and fucking hating of everything NON-French. They don't LIKE you, you're NOT one of them, you NEVER will be accepted. They LIKE your MONEY. Wake up cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I couldn't agree with you more. Maybe we should consider 'twinning' with an English town to improve our image. Somewhere like Great Yarmouth, or Gravesend. You stupid, annoying little cunt. Great Yarmouth wouldn't be seen dead with your southern, half-dago, pale imitation of a broads town. It's twinned with the far more sophisticated Rambouillet in the cosmopolitan Ile-de-France. Shove your watersports up your fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: They LIKE your MONEY. He hasn't got any, a couple of Taffs conned him out of his last franc during the 80s, as is well documented on here. Lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 On 24/08/2024 at 19:30, Decimus said: He hasn't got any, a couple of Taffs conned him out of his last franc during the 80s, as is well documented on here. Lololol. He's just a git in a gite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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