Frank Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: Physically, mentally and metaphorically, you're currently at the stage of a terminally AIDS-riddled Freddie from the "These Are The Days Of Our Lives" video. You had me toe-tapping and singing along for years, but now everytime I see one of your posts I just feel awkward and sad for you. The show must go on, but as someone who cares deeply for you, I'd rather you just called it a day once and for all. No offence. Yawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Physically, mentally and metaphorically, you're currently at the stage of a terminally AIDS-riddled Freddie from the "These Are The Days Of Our Lives" video. You had me toe-tapping and singing along for years, but now everytime I see one of your posts I just feel awkward and sad for you. The show must go on, but as someone who cares deeply for you, I'd rather you just called it a day once and for all. No offence. Is this an expert opinion or is it just another of your drink & drug fueled rants? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Yawn. Rattled. The analogy may be a bit stale and tired, but if the shoe fits etc... You know I'm not wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Rattled. The analogy may be a bit stale and tired, but if the shoe fits etc... You know I'm not wrong. Don't be daft. Nothing can touch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 3 minutes ago, Miles said: Is this an expert opinion or is it just another of your drink & drug fueled rants? I may not know much, Pen, but what I do know is funny. Frank himself will openly admit that other than a recent piss-poor impression of a water fowl, he's not raised anyone's pecker since Walnut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I may not know much, Pen, but what I do know is funny. Frank himself will openly admit that other than a recent piss-poor impression of a water fowl, he's not raised anyone's pecker since Walnut. I was just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 On 19/08/2024 at 18:32, Miles said: Yes. That was a wild guess. Vintage telly was good for animal shows Johnny Morris Armand and Michaela Denis Gerald Durrell Peter Scott all we have now is the Attenborough I get fucking fed up hearing about his latest bowel movement I'm sure the media has a tracking device attached to a fold of his skin so they can follow his reproductive cycle. Does David return to his beach on the other side of the world to lay eggs in the moonlight? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 12 hours ago, Frank said: Yawn 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 9 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That was a wild guess. Vintage telly was good for animal shows Johnny Morris Armand and Michaela Denis Gerald Durrell Peter Scott all we have now is the Attenborough I get fucking fed up hearing about his latest bowel movement I'm sure the media has a tracking device attached to a fold of his skin so they can follow his reproductive cycle. Does David return to his beach on the other side of the world to lay eggs in the moonlight? Cunt. Peter Scott's first wife was a bit of a raver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 1 hour ago, Miles said: Peter Scott's first wife was a bit of a raver. He was a dedicated birdwatcher. So was Andy. https://youtu.be/-5-GD8YeObE?feature=shared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He was a dedicated birdwatcher. So was Andy. https://youtu.be/-5-GD8YeObE?feature=shared Elizabeth Jane Howard was 'ot .. she married him when she was 19, had a daughter and then did a runner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 12 hours ago, Miles said: Elizabeth Jane Howard was 'ot .. she married him when she was 19, had a daughter and then did a runner. I am subjecting your reply to a process called neutron activation. Have a bag ready for prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 On 20/08/2024 at 22:10, ChildeHarold said: That was a wild guess. Vintage telly was good for animal shows Johnny Morris Armand and Michaela Denis Gerald Durrell Peter Scott all we have now is the Attenborough I get fucking fed up hearing about his latest bowel movement I'm sure the media has a tracking device attached to a fold of his skin so they can follow his reproductive cycle. Does David return to his beach on the other side of the world to lay eggs in the moonlight? Cunt. If he does return, you bet he flies there on a jumbo jet, adding to the climate problem which he blames every other cunt who's flown for. The hypocritical old crumbly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 21 Author Report Share Posted August 21 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: If he does return, you bet he flies there on a jumbo jet, adding to the climate problem which he blames every other cunt who's flown for. The hypocritical old crumbly. Exactly 👌 I bet he shits carbon. Any guess about his total air milage so far? Enough to fly alongside Voyager I with a herd of elephants in the hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Exactly 👌 I bet he shits carbon. Any guess about his total air milage so far? Enough to fly alongside Voyager I with a herd of elephants in the hold. Never been interested in wildlife programmes. Once you've seen one lion bump off a zebra you've seen it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 On 20/08/2024 at 22:10, ChildeHarold said: That was a wild guess. Vintage telly was good for animal shows Johnny Morris Armand and Michaela Denis Gerald Durrell Peter Scott all we have now is the Attenborough I get fucking fed up hearing about his latest bowel movement I'm sure the media has a tracking device attached to a fold of his skin so they can follow his reproductive cycle. Does David return to his beach on the other side of the world to lay eggs in the moonlight? Cunt. I don't mind Atty .. it the tedious pretend autistic, poodle freezing Chris Packham who makes me vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Miles said: I don't mind Atty .. it the tedious pretend autistic, poodle freezing Chris Packham who makes me vomit. You see I left him OUT! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never been interested in wildlife programmes. Once you've seen one lion bump off a zebra you've seen it all. A hard nut 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You see I left him OUT! 😅 One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs .. if he was actually seeing what he was describing he would be unable to function .. he simply sounded as if he was describing something that he had read rather something he himself was actually seeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: A hard nut 🤪 I think I've just about had enough of you, H. Despite a recent stern warning from my team, you're still rattling on like a loon. Mod queue until further notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 6 minutes ago, Frank said: I think I've just about had enough of you, H. Despite a recent stern warning from my team, you're still rattling on like a loon. Mod queue until further notice. Shut up you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 56 minutes ago, Miles said: One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs .. if he was actually seeing what he was describing he would be unable to function .. he simply sounded as if he was describing something that he had read rather something he himself was actually seeing. Another fucking rambling idiot. Shut up you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 1 hour ago, Miles said: One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs Another example was posting utter bollocks on an ultra-niche website dozens of time daily for over fifteen years, despite all advice to the contrary. One day soon I hope to be able to append "until finally committing suicide by train" to that sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 9 hours ago, Frank said: I think I've just about had enough of you, H. Despite a recent stern warning from my team, you're still rattling on like a loon. Mod queue until further notice. This is King Billy's neurological condition talking. Is he pulling your strings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 9 hours ago, Miles said: One example he gave of his "autism was that when he looked at a tree he saw a complicated network of connection spreading out from its branches and twigs .. if he was actually seeing what he was describing he would be unable to function .. he simply sounded as if he was describing something that he had read rather something he himself was actually seeing. The 4 letter word "fake" would have sufficed instead of all this horse shit about trees and Venn diagrams/fucking flow charts hiding under the table while Uncle Chris comes round to take the cat to the vet to have its balls cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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