ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo.amp#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=17240583287344&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com "In an average show I do about 200 jokes. " (yawn) Where's my beans on toast mum and me cuppa tea.... I'm so funny.. (boring cunt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo.amp#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=17240583287344&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com "In an average show I do about 200 jokes. " (yawn) Where's my beans on toast mum and me cuppa tea.... I'm so funny.. (boring cunt) That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, Miles said: That is hilarious. Jackpot🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Jackpot🙃 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 This is modern-day woke humour, no-one is offended, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo.amp#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=17240583287344&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com "In an average show I do about 200 jokes. " (yawn) Where's my beans on toast mum and me cuppa tea.... I'm so funny.. (boring cunt) Christ, what an unfunny cunt. Still, he's got more chance of making me laugh than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Christ, what an unfunny cunt. Still, he's got more chance of making me laugh than you. Gotch ya! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: This is modern-day woke humour, no-one is offended, He'll still be remembered long after Rodney Dangerfield, Frank Carson, Roy Walker, Jack Benny, and the other losers fade away. I don't think. 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: He'll still be remembered long after Rodney Dangerfield, Frank Carson, Roy Walker, Jack Benny, and the other losers fade away. I don't think. 😕 Do you remember Grahame Dangerfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 10 minutes ago, Miles said: Do you remember Grahame Dangerfield? Was he a telly naturist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 33 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Was he a telly naturist? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Was he a telly naturist? He always kept his clothes on when I saw him on Blue Peter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 40 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: He always kept his clothes on when I saw him on Blue Peter. How’s Mrs H, Mikey? Has her mobility issues improved? Is there any chance of her featuring in the spaz-olympics mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 13 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: How’s Mrs H, Mikey? Has her mobility issues improved? Is there any chance of her featuring in the spaz-olympics mate? Oh same old, same old - funny you should ask actually as I was trying to train her up for the high jump by applying her emergency brake at high speed but couldn't get her airborne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 43 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Oh same old, same old - funny you should ask actually as I was trying to train her up for the high jump by applying her emergency brake at high speed but couldn't get her airborne. 👍 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jul/21/man-73-cut-wife-throat-suicide-pact-cleared-murder-manchester-graham-mansfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Oh same old, same old - funny you should ask actually as I was trying to train her up for the high jump by applying her emergency brake at high speed but couldn't get her airborne. Is she a large lady, Michael? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 51 minutes ago, Frank said: 👍 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jul/21/man-73-cut-wife-throat-suicide-pact-cleared-murder-manchester-graham-mansfield Big opportunity missed there Frank, I'd have stuck her in the cellar for a couple of days while I held a celebration of her life first - max out the credit cards on Dom Perignom then a nice luncheon voucher-style orgy is what I think she will have wanted in our bedroom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 "Is she a large lady, Michael?" No, very slender actually, wish she had more up top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 3 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: "Is she a large lady, Michael?" No, very slender actually, wish she had more up top. Mine’s just a cunt. True story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 1 hour ago, Mike Hunt said: Big opportunity missed there Frank, I'd have stuck her in the cellar for a couple of days while I held a celebration of her life first - max out the credit cards on Dom Perignom then a nice luncheon voucher-style orgy is what I think she will have wanted in our bedroom. Christ, Mike, you really are a nasty piece of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mine’s just a cunt. True story. Well there's certainly got to be something seriously wrong with her for marrying a cunt like you. No offence intended. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 16 minutes ago, Dave Umbongo said: Well there's certainly got to be something seriously wrong with her for marrying a cunt like you. No offence intended. I think DC was probably a decent well-to-do chap a couple of decades ago, Dave, despite all the faux-fingering. These days he reminds me pretty much of myself... totally shot to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 26 minutes ago, Frank said: I think DC was probably a decent well-to-do chap a couple of decades ago, Dave, despite all the faux-fingering. These days he reminds me pretty much of myself... totally shot to pieces. I think that he is like New Brighton Tower, it stood taller than Blackpool Tower but was neglected during the first world war and went rusty and had to be sold for scrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 32 minutes ago, Frank said: I think DC was probably a decent well-to-do chap a couple of decades ago, Dave, despite all the faux-fingering. These days he reminds me pretty much of myself... totally shot to pieces. Physically, mentally and metaphorically, you're currently at the stage of a terminally AIDS-riddled Freddie from the "These Are The Days Of Our Lives" video. You had me toe-tapping and singing along for years, but now everytime I see one of your posts I just feel awkward and sad for you. The show must go on, but as someone who cares deeply for you, I'd rather you just called it a day once and for all. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 1 hour ago, Dave Umbongo said: Well there's certainly got to be something seriously wrong with her for marrying a cunt like you. No offence intended. She’s blind incidentally, with a very poor sense of smell too. She was no particular honey in her 20s either, but for some reason she finds Frank and that dwarf in Game of Thrones attractive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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