Miles Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap. New home found for love locks after outcry https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Mawkish US-style bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 41 minutes ago, Miles said: These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap. New home found for love locks after outcry https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo I agree, Pen. In fact, the whole bridge should be melted down, as it is an eyesore in the pretty little town. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: I agree, Pen. In fact, the whole bridge should be melted down, as it is an eyesore in the pretty little town. One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 46 minutes ago, Miles said: One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together. I hope they died slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 5 hours ago, Miles said: These sad cunts need to grow up. Melt the locks down for scrap. New home found for love locks after outcry https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935gw2gxlyo I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.* There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. * Poundland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 2 hours ago, Miles said: One of my neighbours at Crewe was very partial to a Bakewell Tart .. they used to meet in the car park at The Cat & Fiddle near Macclesfield to have a drink and then go for a walk on the moors together. The moors have a great appeal to the strange fruit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.* There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. * Poundland I’m surprised with your choice of holiday destination, H. I have always had you for a dedicated Red Square or Tiananmen Square loiterer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: I’m surprised with your choice of holiday destination, H. I have always had you for a dedicated Red Square or Tiananmen Square loiterer. I'm a Ramblin' Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I hope they died slowly. You need locking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, Miles said: You need locking up. As long as it’s not in a room with a 6’4” Shim, I’m in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, White Cunt said: The moors have a great appeal to the strange fruit. "This is a local bridge for local people". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 26 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: As long as it’s not in a room with a 6’4” Shim, I’m in. What about a 2' 6" Cornish Spriggan? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 4 hours ago, Miles said: You need locking up. This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough. Its a love lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is a bridge thread. I think ‘suspension’ would be punishment enough. Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 19 Author Report Share Posted August 19 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you. You are out spanning yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, Miles said: Its a love lock. How about a love shackle - it's a little road place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 17 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I have to confess I (we) did a small cheap lock in Paris on that bridge by Notre Dame that was buckling under the weight.* There was definitely a competition going on for the biggest l(c) ock. 😛 Needless to say my minature offering quickly disappeared out of sight. * Poundland And who said you can't put a price on love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 What the fuck is wrong with leaving a jizz filled knotted condom hanging from the bridge instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Truss you. You cantilever the jokes can you. This does bring back memories of some neighbours with the surname Bridges .. Girda and Arch seemed ok but I always had doubts about their son Roger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 Some rich jews on that boat that sank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 20 Author Report Share Posted August 20 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Some rich jews on that boat that sank Any harabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 15 hours ago, Mike Hunt said: How about a love shackle - it's a little road place. It’s as big as a whale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 8 hours ago, ratcum said: Some rich jews on that boat that sank Indeed. Finding a white cunt to blame for it, will be a real bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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