ChildeHarold Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13746281/British-model-warned-leave-Spain-outraging-locals.html Shouldn't this fucking idiot be locked up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13746281/British-model-warned-leave-Spain-outraging-locals.html Shouldn't this fucking idiot be locked up? So you read the daily mail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 15 minutes ago, Miles said: So you read the daily mail. No Sir. I heard this on radio then just copied the link on first search. Thing is I'm a woman's thong virgin. I have no experience of thongs, I don’t even know how to handle a thong. The comedian in me inevitably drifts to the string part riding uncomfortably up the arse crack inducing a Dick Emery Mandy style walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 23 minutes ago, Miles said: So you read the daily mail. Reported for thread derailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Reported for thread derailment. You still make me chuckle 🎶 Keep it up and I'll keep tuning in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Thing is I'm a virgin. Hardly a "Stop, Press!" revelatory moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: Hardly a "Stop, Press!" revelatory moment. So you're familiar with the thong? They're not exactly flattering or sexy are they. How do you get inside a girl's thong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnold Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13746281/British-model-warned-leave-Spain-outraging-locals.html Shouldn't this fucking idiot be locked up? "One said in a chilling warning: 'If we catch you in Spain in the supermarket doing this we'll drag you down all the aisles by your hair.'" If anyone right of centre said that over here they'd be looking at a fifteen month stretch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 2 minutes ago, Arnold said: "One said in a chilling warning: 'If we catch you in Spain in the supermarket doing this we'll drag you down all the aisles by your hair.'" If anyone right of centre said that over here they'd be looking at a fifteen month stretch. The Manchester Airport gym thugs even the fucker that broke a female officer's nose haven't been charged yet. Two Tier Britain. Fuck off Starmer and pipsqueak Andy Burnham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 I reckon a spin in the back of @Neils Rascal should put a stop to her little antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I reckon a spin in the back of @Neils Rascal should put a stop to her little antics. He's probably behind the wheel right now, on his way to Spain, knicker-tracking kit at the ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The Manchester Airport gym thugs even the fucker that broke a female officer's nose haven't been charged yet. Two Tier Britain. Fuck off Starmer and pipsqueak Andy Burnham. The strange thing is that 80 years ago the "hard right" of this country were mostly fighting real hard right fascist, racist nazi cunts who were trying to invade and destroy this country. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 14 minutes ago, Miles said: The strange thing is that 80 years ago the "hard right" of this country were mostly fighting real hard right fascist, racist nazi cunts who were trying to invade and destroy this country. I'm surprised someone who's typically to the hard-left might understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 10 minutes ago, Miles said: The strange thing is that 80 years ago the "hard right" of this country were mostly fighting real hard right fascist, racist nazi cunts who were trying to invade and destroy this country. If you are describing the misappropriation of "hard right" by Max Headroom and the "harder hard on extremist Left" in what can only be described as a Weimar Von Papen pact with the devil with the paramilitaries of the AntiNazi League etc. then I agree. At the same time Lammy allowed a fuel tanker from Texas laden with jet fuel for Israel's Yankee supplied F 1500x s (or whatever the fuck the model number is now) used to precision bomb Gaza schools and hospitals, to dock in Gibralter to take on supplies, on its way to the killing fields. No other country would have it. Spain refused. But hard right fascist Britain DID. That alone tells you what the British establishment fronted by the other arse cheek New Labiur thinks of the ethnic British white working class. It sounds incredible but we're seen as expendable as Palestinians in Gaza. Israel is marching over dead bodies to build a super state. Our establishment is marching ahead to build a post colonial state in Britain based on the divide and rule principle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If you are describing the misappropriation of "hard right" by Max Headroom and the "harder hard on extremist Left" in what can only be described as a Weimar Von Papen pact with the devil with the paramilitaries of the AntiNazi League etc. then I agree. At the same time Lammy allowed a fuel tanker from Texas laden with jet fuel for Israel's Yankee supplied F 1500x s (or whatever the fuck the model number is now) used to precision bomb Gaza schools and hospitals, to dock in Gibralter to take on supplies, on its way to the killing fields. No other country would have it. Spain refused. But hard right fascist Britain DID. That alone tells you what the British establishment fronted by the other arse cheek New Labiur thinks of the ethnic British white working class. It sounds incredible but we're seen as expendable as Palestinians in Gaza. Israel is marching over dead bodies to build a super state. Our establishment is marching ahead to build a post colonial state in Britain based on the divide and rule principle. I have read the various "secret war" books and R V Jones and co would today be seen as Hard Right. 24 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm surprised someone who's typically to the hard-left might understand. I can spot irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 3 minutes ago, Miles said: I have read the various "secret war" books and R V Jones and co would today be seen as Hard Right. I can spot irony. I'm going to look that one up. All I know is it's glaringly obvious Britain is a Yankee puppet state that routinely volunteers to act as its proxy militarily (in name only as we're a featherweight) diplomatically (UN Security Council our "soft" power blah blah blah) and as a sort of free agent to cause trouble round the world. I wouldn't be surprised if Starmer agrees to American ICBMs being stationed in Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 4 hours ago, Wolfie said: He's probably behind the wheel right now, on his way to Spain, knicker-tracking kit at the ready. He probably has all the trophy knickers on a string attached to his belt. A bit like The Predator who has the skulls of its victims on a belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He probably has all the trophy knickers on a string attached to his belt. A bit like The Predator who has the skulls of its victims on a belt. He's more likely to have them strung across the top of the windscreen in the Rascal like some DNA encrusted bunting. The smell emanating from them when the Rascal is parked in full sunlight adds to the ambience when searching for victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He probably has all the trophy knickers on a string attached to his belt. A bit like The Predator who has the skulls of its victims on a belt. I was thinking of Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier with his necklace made from ears, but with cuntflaps instead of ears. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was thinking of Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier with his necklace made from ears, but with cuntflaps instead of ears. Just imagine said necklace with Gyppo's cuntflaps attached: "...Goodness me, have you murdered Gary Linekar?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Just imagine said necklace with Gyppo's cuntflaps attached: "...Goodness me, have you murdered Gary Linekar?" My cuntflaps pay their income tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I wouldn't be surprised if Starmer agrees to American ICBMs being stationed in Britain. Fucking NIMBY. I'll take 2 please 🙏 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 18 Author Report Share Posted August 18 40 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Fucking NIMBY. I'll take 2 please 🙏 Would you like them gift wrapped Sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 18 Author Report Share Posted August 18 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cuntflaps pay their income tax There's a strong whiff of good old Leatherface about this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My cuntflaps pay their income tax Via Self Assessment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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