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1 hour ago, Miles said:

Stick to Doze 10 .. does it have an SSD harddrive?

Yes, massive.   I'm as happy as Larry, as long as they keep Windows Media so I can rip and burn music.  I get the feeling this is doomed in the future dystopia of your life is just a rental owned by Jewish corporations. 

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26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

They did give a reason which was something about the architecture of my particular version of the intel i7.  If computers were cars nobody would buy them. 

Sitting on my desk there is a Mini HP tower PC about the size of car radio and dating from 2014 that is happily running Windows 11 Pro.

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2 hours ago, Miles said:

You might need to go into the BIOS and disable something I have forgotten what it is but it is there to stop you loading other operating systems but it will also stop you from loading new versions of Windows. I have a Lenovo Laptop that only allows you to load Windows but managed to Install Linux by disabling this OS protection thing perhaps Our Beloved Leader or @Cuntybaws might know?

There could be 1001 reasons why one can't install Win 11, the two most common is 1/ you need a Win 10 patch that allows Win 11 to install - this involves updating other hardware drivers, 2/ Win 11 won't work on a PC that's clocked at 1 GHz or less. BTW unless you know what you're doing I strongly advise not to mess around with the BIOS.

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9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

There could be 1001 reasons why one can't install Win 11, the two most common is 1/ you need a Win 10 patch that allows Win 11 to install - this involves updating other hardware drivers, 2/ Win 11 won't work on a PC that clocked at 1 GHz or less. BTW unless you know what you're doing I strongly advise not to mess around with the BIOS.

The Laptop I have using now is one of the said "windows only" Lenovos that I managed to install Linux Mint on .. Mint does advise users to only Update to a new version if they need to or if the version of Mint is n longer supported .. imagine MicroSoft offering that advice re Windows! :)

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1 hour ago, Miles said:

Sitting on my desk there is a Mini HP tower PC about the size of car radio and dating from 2014 that is happily running Windows 11 Pro.

Sometimes old is definitely better. Like when you see a handsome young man with an elderly woman.  I haven't seen that.  Have you? 

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

There could be 1001 reasons why one can't install Win 11, the two most common is 1/ you need a Win 10 patch that allows Win 11 to install - this involves updating other hardware drivers, 2/ Win 11 won't work on a PC that's clocked at 1 GHz or less. BTW unless you know what you're doing I strongly advise not to mess around with the BIOS.

Dead right.  Frankly, I haven't the time or the patience to treat anything digital as more than a bland, artificial replaceable slave. 

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4 hours ago, Miles said:

@Cuntybaws might know?

Any machine old and/or slow enough to only run Windows 10 deserves to be relegated to the status of occasional backup device, or donated to Oxfam. (Pro tip: remove any hard drive and physically destroy it first, lest any malfeasance inadvertently comes to light.)

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24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Any machine old and/or slow enough to only run Windows 10 deserves to be relegated to the status of occasional backup device, or donated to Oxfam. (Pro tip: remove any hard drive and physically destroy it first, least any malfeasance inadvertently come to light.)

Is this a trap?

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3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Like when you see a handsome young man with an elderly woman.  I haven't seen that.  Have you?

Does the froggy President Emmanuel Macron count as young and handsome ?

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36 minutes ago, and said:

Well, he's 25 years younger than his wife, even if he is a greasy frog cunt.

I heard a newsflash that incidents of sexual molestation (now called attacks) against girls and young women (who else?) on public transport have increased by 150%.  Mainly during the cattle truck rush hour they add. 

Do you keep your hands well above your head on the tube And?   What do you hold on to when standing?  Are there enough knobs on the tube to hold on?   I was standing in front of a lady at 7.15 am depart Whitechapel in a packed carriage.  She shouted out loud in my face.   "If you fucking do that again I'll call the police and smash you with this umbrella". There was a puckish swarthy midget right behind her with a grin on his face.   But all eyes turned on me and there was a very hostile atmosphere.  It was raining so it stank of dirty wet clothes too. Should I sue TfL for PTS? 

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18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Do you keep your hands well above your head on the tube And?   What do you hold on to when standing?  Are there enough knobs on the tube to hold on?

I don't usually go on the tube, not when I have a 'year old Bentley' at my disposal (alright, it's a fuckin' Volvo, but I can dream)

When I'm standing, I usually hold onto myself (as advised by Ziggy Stardust)

There's plenty of knobs on the tube, along with cunts, dicks, penises, twats, perverts and cottagers, surely you've noticed?

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8 hours ago, and said:

I don't usually go on the tube, not when I have a 'year old Bentley' at my disposal (alright, it's a fuckin' Volvo, but I can dream)

When I'm standing, I usually hold onto myself (as advised by Ziggy Stardust)

There's plenty of knobs on the tube, along with cunts, dicks, penises, twats, perverts and cottagers, surely you've noticed?

A whole tube carriage thought I was one of them between Whitechapel and Shepherds Bush.  How could I possibly touch that woman up if I was standing in front of her? 

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16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

A whole tube carriage thought I was one of them between Whitechapel and Shepherds Bush.  How could I possibly touch that woman up if I was standing in front of her? 

Poor woman, she was living a fantasy sex life, like @Dyslexic cnut 

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2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Still…proper toys out of the cot stuff. 😂😂😂

Well, I did throw a few things out of the 'year old Bentley' as I was trucking down Bells Hill. 😃

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On 13/08/2024 at 13:52, and said:

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

 

Only someone whose awareness of thier own embarrassing internet activity might actually mention this on Cunts Corner.

Then again, it's you, so I'm not surprised. The only thing which might surprise me is the look on the software engineer's face as they scroll though your history, you filthy fucking delivery-for-one weirdo.

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On 14/08/2024 at 12:06, ChildeHarold said:

Sometimes old is definitely better. Like when you see a handsome young man with an elderly woman.  I haven't seen that.  Have you? 

I have seen it a few times .. usually the woman is at least 25 years older than the young stud who always claim that they have two kids from a previous relationship.

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