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4 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

A couple of observations:

1). I can’t believe you’ve ever been anywhere near a fanny, so it’s highly unlikely you have a club.

2). Calling another member tedious, considering your extensive back catalogue of absolute drivel, is fucking laughable. 

I can still make you chuckle eh? 

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

A couple of observations:

1). I can’t believe you’ve ever been anywhere near a fanny, so it’s highly unlikely you have a club.

2). Calling another member tedious, considering your extensive back catalogue of absolute drivel, is fucking laughable. 

3). Take another 12 month break. You’re done here you intellectual midget.

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2 hours ago, and said:

Absolutely. 

If he had a can of petrol he'd definitely make sure it got hotter.🔥

I have just been setting up a Windoze 11 PC .. I am now considering dousing it with petrol and setting it alight.

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12 minutes ago, Miles said:

I have just been setting up a Windoze 11 PC .. I am now considering dousing it with petrol and setting it alight.

That would be the smart move.

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

@Wolfie will hopefully be getting some for cynanthropy training and dog food.🐩

@Decimus and @Old Chap Raasclaat will be getting ads for 'pharmaceuticals' 😉

@Dyslexic cnut will get them for shonky 'year old Bentley's'.

@Ape™️ will be getting them for 'serenity training courses' 😇

1984 is here, embrace it, the government already has! 😈

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1 hour ago, and said:

That would be the smart move.

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

@Wolfie will hopefully be getting some for cynanthropy training and dog food.🐩

@Decimus and @Old Chap Raasclaat will be getting ads for 'pharmaceuticals' 😉

@Dyslexic cnut will get them for shonky 'year old Bentley's'.

@Ape™️ will be getting them for 'serenity training courses' 😇

1984 is here, embrace it, the government already has! 😈

This looks complicated.

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2 hours ago, and said:

That would be the smart move.

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

@Wolfie will hopefully be getting some for cynanthropy training and dog food.🐩

@Decimus and @Old Chap Raasclaat will be getting ads for 'pharmaceuticals' 😉

@Dyslexic cnut will get them for shonky 'year old Bentley's'.

@Ape™️ will be getting them for 'serenity training courses' 😇

1984 is here, embrace it, the government already has! 😈

More appropriately, I'll be impressed if Microsoft can design an advertising program based on 'closet spunk infatuation' and 'coprophilia'.

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This morning I had a dose of constipation and it took me about four hours and a lot of strength to clear it .. think that syncronised crapping could a new Olympic "sport" .. it would likely need the contestants to have several days of a cheese only diet over the previous week or so.

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18 minutes ago, Miles said:

This morning I had a dose of constipation and it took me about four house and a lot of strength to clear it .. think that syncronised crapping could a new Olympic "sport" .. it would likely need the contestants to have several days of a cheese only diet over the previous week or so.

Could you not have posted this on the ‘Having a lumpy crap’ thread that you yourself created? 

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2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

More appropriately, I'll be impressed if Microsoft can design an advertising program based on 'closet spunk infatuation' and 'coprophilia'.

Just give Gatesy your ISP details, I'm sure he'll be only to glad to accommodate you, at least it might divert away some of the interest in his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

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5 hours ago, and said:

That would be the smart move.

A month or so ago I was reading something in the technology media, saying that Billy Gates had got his machines to transmit all your browsing activity back to his headquarters, presumably so they can sell you another load of shite depending on what your browsing activity has been.

In other words, the voyeuristic pervert cunts can check which porn sites you've been spending time on and tailor their advertising accordingly.

@Wolfie will hopefully be getting some for cynanthropy training and dog food.🐩

@Decimus and @Old Chap Raasclaat will be getting ads for 'pharmaceuticals' 😉

@Dyslexic cnut will get them for shonky 'year old Bentley's'.

@Ape™️ will be getting them for 'serenity training courses' 😇

1984 is here, embrace it, the government already has! 😈

 

42 minutes ago, and said:

Just give Gatesy your ISP details, I'm sure he'll be only to glad to accommodate you, at least it might divert away some of the interest in his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

Stop calling him 'Billy' and 'Gatesy' as if you're best mates. The only thing you've got in common is your association with Kike kiddy fuckers, him Epstein and you your local, baby-cock sucking Rabbi.

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8 hours ago, Miles said:

I have just been setting up a Windoze 11 PC .. I am now considering dousing it with petrol and setting it alight.

I have an i7 Dell Windows 10.  You would think I could install 11 but no Siree.   My particular chip doesn't support it. 

So it's shit anyway? 🤔 

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6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Reported for racist bile. 

Who would have ever guessed it!

From an anti-establishment, anarchical, switched-on independent, to a reactionary, racist, zionist fucking scumbag. 

You do realise who is promoting, advocating and controlling the "invasion" of Europe as you would call it?

Stop punching down, you fucking idiot.

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On 11/08/2024 at 18:49, Cuntybaws said:

If there has ever been a more excruciatingly embarrassing Olympic performance than the Australian "b-girl" I am struggling to recall it.

Quite the talking point down here Bawsy. Apparently she has a PhD in contemporary dance or something. Still no excuse for twatting about like that. Put me in mind of status epilepticus. Thankfully, LA 2028 has no breakdancing. 

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10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have an i7 Dell Windows 10.  You would think I could install 11 but no Siree.   My particular chip doesn't support it. 

So it's shit anyway? 🤔 

Stick to Doze 10 .. does it have an SSD harddrive?

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10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have an i7 Dell Windows 10.  You would think I could install 11 but no Siree.   My particular chip doesn't support it. 

So it's shit anyway? 🤔 

You might need to go into the BIOS and disable something I have forgotten what it is but it is there to stop you loading other operating systems but it will also stop you from loading new versions of Windows. I have a Lenovo Laptop that only allows you to load Windows but managed to Install Linux by disabling this OS protection thing perhaps Our Beloved Leader or @Cuntybaws might know?

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9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Quite the talking point down here Bawsy. Apparently she has a PhD in contemporary dance or something. Still no excuse for twatting about like that. Put me in mind of status epilepticus. Thankfully, LA 2028 has no breakdancing. 

Wasn't there some whinging tv presenter who was calling herself "doctor" when it turned out that her "qualifications" were from some unregistered online "university"?

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1 hour ago, Miles said:

You might need to go into the BIOS and disable something I have forgotten what it is but it is there to stop you loading other operating systems but it will also stop you from loading new versions of Windows. I have a Lenovo Laptop that only allows you to load Windows but managed to Install Linux by disabling this OS protection thing perhaps Our Beloved Leader or @Cuntybaws might know?

They did give a reason which was something about the architecture of my particular version of the intel i7.  If computers were cars nobody would buy them. 

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