Ape™️ Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 (edited) It’s a performing art, not a fucking sport. Why don’t they include ballet and Irish dancing in the Olympics too? I don’t doubt it takes an awful lot of skill, but what a load of utter shite. Edited August 11 by Ape™️ Fuck off Drew, you mindless wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why don’t they include ballet and Irish dancing in the Olympics too? They might as well, they've already included breakdancing. (I'm not making that up.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Womens beach volleyball .. that's rubbish as well isn't it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 33 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Womens beach volleyball .. that's rubbish as well isn't it. Depends who's playing, obviously the teams with trannies in them should be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 On 11/08/2024 at 10:07, scotty said: They might as well, they've already included breakdancing. (I'm not making that up.) If there has ever been a more excruciatingly embarrassing Olympic performance than the Australian "b-girl" I am struggling to recall it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I don’t doubt it takes an awful lot of skill, but what a load of utter shite. I mean, what's the attraction? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I mean, what's the attraction? ....well, I suppose this is Cunts Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 4 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a performing art, not a fucking sport. Why don’t they include ballet and Irish dancing in the Olympics too? I don’t doubt it takes an awful lot of skill, but what a load of utter shite. It's like rhythmic gymnastics, nothing more than poncing around with a hula-hoop and a length of bog roll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If there has ever been a more excruciatingly embarrassing Olympic performance than the Australian "b-girl" I am struggling to recall it. You've probably never watched Tom Daley mincing up to the 10 metre platform then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 2 hours ago, and said: You've probably never watched Tom Daley mincing up to the 10 metre platform then? I imagine that you've got a gif of it saved on the Jew phone, you disgusting old fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you've got a gif of it saved on the Jew phone, you disgusting old fruit. Yeah, I keep it next to that one I have of you, sucking his cock in the changing rooms of your local swimming baths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 11 Author Report Share Posted August 11 5 minutes ago, and said: Yeah, I keep it next to that one I have of you, sucking his cock in the changing rooms of your local swimming baths. Which one do you use for wanking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Womens beach volleyball .. that's rubbish as well isn't it. I like the really fit bodies in the track and field events. But there's a complete absence of tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 12 hours ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a performing art, not a fucking sport. Why don’t they include ballet and Irish dancing in the Olympics too? I don’t doubt it takes an awful lot of skill, but what a load of utter shite. The winter Olympics is just as bad; flinging ice buckets along a strip and flying down a tube on a fucking tea tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 19 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Which one do you use for wanking? Both, I laminated them A4 size, so I could clean off any spillage. 😝💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Now Tom's officially retired he'll have more time to dive into bed with you Ape. Can you satisfy an Olympic gold medalist? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12 Author Report Share Posted August 12 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Now Tom's officially retired he'll have more time to dive into bed with you Ape. Can you satisfy an Olympic gold medalist? You’re a much better racist little prick than you are a comedian, you fucking dope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a much better racist little prick than you are a comedian, you fucking dope. Want to join my fanny club you desperately tedious cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You’re a much better racist little prick than you are a comedian, you fucking dope. You OK mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 9 minutes ago, Miles said: You OK mate? Has Billy been grounded? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 On 11/08/2024 at 12:06, Cuntybaws said: I mean, what's the attraction? Terrible formation, that girl top left doesn't know the F what's she's doing. I'd like to take this lot in hand. Before Rooney offers to manage them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Has Billy been grounded? 🤔 Six feet under-ground, hopefully.✝️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Just now, and said: Six feet under-ground, hopefully.✝️ I think the Roopster finally pushed the ejector seat button. Perhaps when he returns he'll tell us all about the real world like Lee Marvin in the Iceman Cometh. The world outside, ha😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12 Author Report Share Posted August 12 38 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Want to join my fanny club you desperately tedious cunt? A couple of observations: 1). I can’t believe you’ve ever been anywhere near a fanny, so it’s highly unlikely you have a club. 2). Calling another member tedious, considering your extensive back catalogue of absolute drivel, is fucking laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12 Author Report Share Posted August 12 29 minutes ago, Miles said: You OK mate? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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