Witheredscrote Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You stupid fucking cunt. But not as stupid as the cunts who sat down to Vietnamese Mien Luon eel soup, as a starter, a few hours after the procedure. 'Pass the lemon, but steady with the Daddie's sauce'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: But not as stupid as the cunts who sat down to Vietnamese Mien Luon eel soup, as a starter, a few hours after the procedure. 'Pass the lemon, but steady with the Daddie's sauce'. People should just eat scampi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: So that’s what punkape is up to these days He sold me a set of 6 Sterling silver lobster picks a few years back. I bet he wished he kept them, to stab the eel to death. You wouldn't be admitted to his operating theatre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: People should just eat scampi. Oh yeah, and what do you fucking know about the post mortem granny clit market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Oh yeah, and what do you fucking know about the post mortem granny clit market? I thought it was just big prawns. Now you’ve put me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 10 hours ago, scotty said: I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️ Did you get a chance to fuck any of them before you legged it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Did you get a chance to fuck any of them before you legged it? Look at his avatar Bill. He’s fucked more old ladies than Gala Bingo. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look at his avatar Bill. He’s fucked more old ladies than Gala Bingo. What’s blue and fucks old ladies? No not hypothermia, scotty in his lucky blue jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A lot of GPs who moan about their hours, work as consultants at one of the hospitals on their spare day, earning fucking shitloads of spondooliks. Don’t threaten me with a good time Love, have you seen the price of a good Claret these days? Practice nurses were some of my best employees. Especially those who could brew up, do their job, turn up reliably, and not dent my Jag while parking their little Korean shitbox. If you were really an ex-practice nurse, you wouldn’t use the phrase “spare day”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 12 hours ago, King Billy said: Did you get a chance to fuck any of them before you legged it? By all accounts he’s usually pretty forgettable in the sack, but at least there he’d have an excuse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 2 hours ago, King Billy said: What’s blue and fucks old ladies? No not hypothermia, scotty in his lucky blue jumper. I thought the answers were Grandad’s Cock or Wayne Rooney. In fact I’ve just said that out loud with my coffee and the kid at the next table is giving me an odd look. Do I go full Tourette’s for the next half hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Don’t threaten me with a good time Love, have you seen the price of a good Claret these days? Practice nurses were some of my best employees. Especially those who could brew up, do their job, turn up reliably, and not dent my Jag while parking their little Korean shitbox. If you were really an ex-practice nurse, you wouldn’t use the phrase “spare day”. Nurse Practitioner actually. And I drive 1969 3.5ltr Rover P5B Coupe. Well, that's when my Land Rover's in the garage having its ashtrays emptied. And what do you call the spare day then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nurse Practitioner actually. And I drive 1969 3.5ltr Rover P5B Coupe. Well, that's when my Land Rover's in the garage having its ashtrays emptied. And what do you call the spare day then? Oh, you’ve done a little course. Well done you. So now you can “prescribe” eleventy types of leg dressings for Doris’s granulating ulcer and know a UTI from a URTI. Bravo. Chocolate medals all round. Next stop, neurosurgery! I spent my spare afternoon running a dispensary and sorting your fucking payroll love. The world was better when doctors were doctors and every nurse, pharmacist, physio and TV presenter didn’t fancy a pair of fitted scrubs and a bit of extra kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A lot of GPs who moan about their hours, work as consultants at one of the hospitals on their spare day, earning fucking shitloads of spondooliks. Like farmers you do 't see any poor ones. Always moaning and miserable though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Oh, you’ve done a little course. Well done you. So now you can “prescribe” eleventy types of leg dressings for Doris’s granulating ulcer and know a UTI from a URTI. Bravo. Chocolate medals all round. Next stop, neurosurgery! I spent my spare afternoon running a dispensary and sorting your fucking payroll love. The world was better when doctors were doctors and every nurse, pharmacist, physio and TV presenter didn’t fancy a pair of fitted scrubs and a bit of extra kudos. You'd better go, cobber. I can hear a dingo dragging one of your kids off. Sport 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Oh, you’ve done a little course. Well done you. So now you can “prescribe” eleventy types of leg dressings for Doris’s granulating ulcer and know a UTI from a URTI. Bravo. Chocolate medals all round. Next stop, neurosurgery! I spent my spare afternoon running a dispensary and sorting your fucking payroll love. The world was better when doctors were doctors and every nurse, pharmacist, physio and TV presenter didn’t fancy a pair of fitted scrubs and a bit of extra kudos. I’ll be frank here, Doc. I don’t take kindly to you demeaning Gypps. I’ve pissed her off lately and I was out of order. Never mind that. My argument with you quack cunts is that after you’ve qualified, you’re never again monitored. In my game, you’re put to the test for a week every year, if you’re not up to the standard, you’re fucking gone. I’ve always believed that to go into medicine, at any level, it has to be vocational, but you cunts have turned it into a moneyspinning enterprise. After being trained in Blighty for fuck all, I find you a bit squalid and opportunistic, fucking off to the third world for a payday. At a time when the average graduate here is lumbered with £30k’s worth of debt, I think you cunts should be retrospectively taxed to fuckery. Hypocritical oath cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You'd better go, cobber. I can hear a dingo dragging one of your kids off. Sport You do realise that the only person who talks like that down here is Alf from Home and Away, and he does it to delight the Brits who are the only ones who watch that shit? It’s like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You do realise that the only person who talks like that down here is Alf from Home and Away, and he does it to delight the Brits who are the only ones who watch that shit? It’s like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. I thought Alf was from neighbours! Anyway, the best aussie programmes were: 'Shannon's Mob', 'Cell Block 'H'' and 'Cash and Company'. The best Aussie film; The Club. And I love Collette Mann. Do you know any of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You do realise that the only person who talks like that down here is Alf from Home and Away, and he does it to delight the Brits who are the only ones who watch that shit? It’s like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. I have yet to hear a Taffy say "Boyo" .. I have only ever heard that word said in Hereford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Alf was from neighbours! Anyway, the best aussie programmes were: 'Shannon's Mob', 'Cell Block 'H'' and 'Cash and Company'. The best Aussie film; The Club. And I love Collette Mann. Do you know any of them? You forgot "The Terrific Adventures of the Terrible Ten" and "Skippy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Alf was from neighbours! Anyway, the best aussie programmes were: 'Shannon's Mob', 'Cell Block 'H'' and 'Cash and Company'. The best Aussie film; The Club. And I love Collette Mann. Do you know any of them? Tv series 'Bluey' (fat cunt detective from the 1970's) Film 'Walkabout' two snotty kids getting lost in the outback get rescued by an Abbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 16 minutes ago, and said: Tv series 'Bluey' (fat cunt detective from the 1970's) Film 'Walkabout' two snotty kids getting lost in the outback get rescued by an Abbo. Surprisingly enough, I quite enjoyed Romper Stomper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Surprisingly enough, I quite enjoyed Romper Stomper. No surprise there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My argument with you quack cunts is that after you’ve qualified, you’re never again monitored. This is so spectacularly wrong I’m afraid all I can do is shrug. You’re denser than a neutron star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 9 hours ago, and said: Tv series 'Bluey' (fat cunt detective from the 1970's) Film 'Walkabout' two snotty kids getting lost in the outback get rescued by an Abbo. And Jenny Agutter bollock naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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