Dementia Care Facilities

[scotty]

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

[Miles]

12 minutes ago, scotty said:

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

Did they do a singsong for you before you left?

[Last Cunt Standing]

53 minutes ago, scotty said:

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

I presume you have considered it was you they took a dislike to? If you must turn up to work in a black robe carrying a scythe, expect a parade of old dears to put their knitting down and give you a fucking pasting. No sympathy. 

[Miles]

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I presume you have considered it was you they took a dislike to? If you must turn up to work in a black robe carrying a scythe, expect a parade of old dears to put their knitting down and give you a fucking pasting. No sympathy. 

It was said that what enraged "Young Fred" Shipman was that he had worked his way up from humble origin yet as he grew older he saw these old cunts and who had inherited most of what they had and yet as he approached 60 he was still not very well off. In his career most of the people he dispatched were actually mercy killings. If you have any female relatives in Blighty ask them to have a wander around some of these Beauty Parlours .. in them you will find plenty of fat hagged faced old biddles spending £50 a week having their nails painted and another £50 on their little darling pooch groomed, few of these old biddies have done a days work in their lives, even their children were farmed out nurseries and boarding schools. One of Shipman's "victims" was a poor worthless soul who paid to go some little known pilgrimage site in Hungary .. reading through the allegedly "worthy" lives of some of his other "victims" and their sense of entitlement from the point of view of a man who worked his way up from a humble working class background and only having his Primrose to go home to you can almost sympathise with him.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, scotty said:

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

You need to have a room there and spend at least one night tied to the bed arse up being mercilessly rogered by one after another.  Without the benefit of lubricants.  

You'll remember the sweet things they whispered into your ear for the rest of your life.  But your maintenance days will be over - you'll never be able to handle a hammer again. 

 

[scotty]

24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You need to have a room there and spend at least one night tied to the bed arse up being mercilessly rogered by one after another.  Without the benefit of lubricants.  

You'll remember the sweet things they whispered into your ear for the rest of your life.  But your maintenance days will be over - you'll never be able to handle a hammer again. 

 

They were all females Harold, which somehow rendered the gutter abuse all the more shocking.

[scotty]

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

If you must turn up to work in a black robe carrying a scythe

Who's been talking? 😡😡

[Miles]

42 minutes ago, scotty said:

They were all females Harold, which somehow rendered the gutter abuse all the more shocking.

How many of them thought that you were their cheeky little son?

[ChildeHarold]

54 minutes ago, scotty said:

They were all females Harold, which somehow rendered the gutter abuse all the more shocking.

One of the symptoms of dementia is the willngness to use anything as an anal probe. 

[Cuntybaws]

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

One of the symptoms of dementia is the willngness to use anything as an anal probe. 

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)

[Last Cunt Standing]

36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)

Remember when Lynx deodorant had the smooth rounded cap and it was 59p a can in Wilko? Well in one Provincial English town, mid 90’s, there was a local A&E regular who had a different variety up his arse every dole day. It got so the staff would run an informal pool over which fragrance would end up in the Kidney dish smeared in KY. Java was a regular winner as I recall. 

And what do you think his numbskull mother filled his Christmas stocking with, year after year?

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)

I can well imagine that he felt eel at ease.

 

 

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)

I wouldn't be too cocky.  THIS IS MY FINAL WARNING. Let your guard down and they'll have you.  They just see a nice young boy like you as fresh meat.  

PS   technically it's called Huw Syndrome. 

[Eric Cuntman]

35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I can well imagine that he felt eel at ease.

 

 

You stupid fucking cunt.

[White Cunt]

3 hours ago, scotty said:

They were all females Harold, which somehow rendered the gutter abuse all the more shocking.

Testosterone gel for the ladies? I bet the filthy cows keep rubbing it on in the privacy of their disabled toilets. Then come out rough and ready.

Steer clear of the bearded ones.

[ProfB]

30 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Testosterone gel for the ladies? I bet the filthy cows keep rubbing it on in the privacy of their disabled toilets. Then come out rough and ready.

Steer clear of the bearded ones.

My Bestie Big K, noticed a black hair sprouting, I said K you are growing a beard. She is 61

[ProfB]

6 hours ago, scotty said:

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

Did they grab your ball bag? They read womens mags in old folks homes, but get excited if Man meat turns up.

[Eric Cuntman]

23 minutes ago, ProfB said:

My Bestie Big K, noticed a black hair sprouting, I said K you are growing a beard. She is 61

She sounds like quite a catch.

[Wolfie]

14 hours ago, ProfB said:

My Bestie Big K, noticed a black hair sprouting, I said K you are growing a beard. She is 61

I bet she's got a good idea of how you would look with a beard, lol.

[camberwell gypsy]

8 hours ago, scotty said:

I spent several highly unpleasant hours this morning doing some maintenance work in a Fareham residential unit specialising in dementia care for the elderly. Fuck me, what a torrent of abuse those oldies spew out, it would make even the posters on here blush. "Come in at 7am," they said, "the room will be empty," they said. Was it fuck, they had a battery of ancient razor-tongued harridans lined up and ready to hurl vitriol at anyone within earshot. 

It's convinced me of two things though; 1/ Shipman was right, and 2/ people would be well advised to procure well in advance the appropriate narcotics with which to end it all, and the means to administer them. I'm not winding up like the poor senile demented old cunts in that home. 😳☹️

So you come onto a site that is full of demented cunts hurling abuse? How does that work?

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Doctors pull 26-inch EEL out of a man's backside after he forced the live creature into his anus (along with a lemon)

So that’s what punkape is up to these days 

[camberwell gypsy]

7 hours ago, Miles said:

It was said that what enraged "Young Fred" Shipman was that he had worked his way up from humble origin yet as he grew older he saw these old cunts and who had inherited most of what they had and yet as he approached 60 he was still not very well off. In his career most of the people he dispatched were actually mercy killings. If you have any female relatives in Blighty ask them to have a wander around some of these Beauty Parlours .. in them you will find plenty of fat hagged faced old biddles spending £50 a week having their nails painted and another £50 on their little darling pooch groomed, few of these old biddies have done a days work in their lives, even their children were farmed out nurseries and boarding schools. One of Shipman's "victims" was a poor worthless soul who paid to go some little known pilgrimage site in Hungary .. reading through the allegedly "worthy" lives of some of his other "victims" and their sense of entitlement from the point of view of a man who worked his way up from a humble working class background and only having his Primrose to go home to you can almost sympathise with him.

He was a GP, so fuck him. Fuck all GPs. They have their diaries managed for them, they work 4 days a week for 60k (some on more). 

Mention opening surgeries on a Saturday morning then the cunts throw their dummies out of their prams. I had to listen to these fuckers moaning for years. In the old days GPs turned up in the morning and didn't have a clue how many patients through would come through the door. Did they moan? Yeah probably 

[ChildeHarold]

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He was a GP, so fuck him. Fuck all GPs. They have their diaries managed for them, they work 4 days a week for 60k (some on more). 

Mention opening surgeries on a Saturday morning then the cunts throw their dummies out of their prams. I had to listen to these fuckers moaning for years. In the old days GPs turned up in the morning and didn't have a clue how many patients through would come through the door. Did they moan? Yeah probably 

They also perform this remarkable Dr Jekyll (private) and Mr Hyde (Nhs) when their whole personality changes at the sight of cash.   The world of private health is of course exclusively for the high earners and our politicians who are never to be seen in an nhs hospital or GP waiting room.   

[camberwell gypsy]

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

They also perform this remarkable Dr Jekyll (private) and Mr Hyde (Nhs) when their whole personality changes at the sight of cash.   The world of private health is of course exclusively for the high earners and our politicians who are never to be seen in an nhs hospital or GP waiting room.   

A lot of GPs who moan about their hours, work as consultants at one of the hospitals on their spare day, earning fucking shitloads of spondooliks.

[ChildeHarold]

27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

A lot of GPs who moan about their hours, work as consultants at one of the hospitals on their spare day, earning fucking shitloads of spondooliks.

A fistful of dollars is a powerful restorative much better than Ribena - what's the other one people used to take? 🤔