Miles Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 This seems especially to affect embalmed corpses in sealed coffins and in effect negates the whole point of embalming in the first place. It also can happen during cremation .. my hope is that I will do the latter and spoil things for those to celebrate my demise. Perhaps this is the reason why weasels go "pop!". https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/corpse-trapped-gas-explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 3 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said: This seems especially to affect embalmed corpses in sealed coffins and in effect negates the whole point of embalming in the first place. It also can happen during cremation .. my hope is that I will do the latter and spoil things for those to celebrate my demise. Perhaps this is the reason why weasels go "pop!". https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/corpse-trapped-gas-explode My 'trapped gas' was always exploding, until I stopped eating vegetable Vindaloo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 You're not even trying now are you? Beware of the flickering blue flame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 5 hours ago, and said: My 'trapped gas' was always exploding, until I stopped eating vegetable Vindaloo. You're a vegetarian, lol. That explains a lot... you do realise dogs eat meat and their shit you like to eat contains meat, don't you? You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Can't they just prick them? It works with sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Can't they just prick them? It works with sausages. I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique. He was a northerner, he probably preferred tripe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique. Quality😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Jimmy Savile pioneered that technique. Now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 23 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: You're a vegetarian, lol. That explains a lot... you do realise dogs eat meat and their shit you like to eat contains meat, don't you? You stupid cunt. That post explains a lot, you must be suffering some sort of mental illness, after all, that's always the excuse for stabby Windrush cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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