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3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

No surprise to see Mrs Disagreeable strikes again. It's not the writing style which bothers a handful of punters the most – it's the bullshitting just for the sake of commenting. Post after post of utter senseless rubbish. Seriously, as a site stalwart and piece of Corner furniture, are you pleased with lazy one-sentence size 125 font links cut & pasted from BBC or Sky News, to "create" new topics? Do you think this style is worthy of attracting much-needed new blood to give the site more life and variety?

Come on! Like I said, you're going to lose your best punters if you allow Bernie Bighands to carry on shit-stirring for 16 fucking hours each and every day. And I doubt I'm alone when I say using the ignore feature somewhat ruins the continuity of discourse, especially with such a high volume poster from which others respond to.

We can't all be wrong.

Spot on you cunt, you beat me to it. As has been suggested to Roops, the ‘ignore’ function wont help as the three main wankers on here are fuelling one another while the gobshite groomer-in-chief aids and abets them. They need to get to fuck off here.

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9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Spot on you cunt, you beat me to it. As has been suggested to Roops, the ‘ignore’ function wont help as the three main wankers on here are fuelling one another while the gobshite groomer-in-chief aids and abets them. They need to get to fuck off here.

As has been? Illiterate fucking berk. 

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4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Fuck me that's pretty old stuff.  Haven't you something more current up your sleeve to entertain the youngsters like me? 

Instead of ruining the immersion, I do wish that you'd just PM me and ask for an explanation, in-lieu of stumbling in mid-pasting without a fucking clue about what's going on.

You're worse than your typical woman who keeps asking "what's happening?" and "who's that?" throughout the duration of a film.

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39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Fuck me that's pretty old stuff.  Haven't you something more current up your sleeve to entertain the youngsters like me? 

Fuck off Harold! Your DVD collection is most likely composed of 85% Laurel & Hardy, Will Hay and Harold Lloyd, with the remaining 15% consisting of hairy-growler 70s porn with bad dubbing.

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28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off Harold! Your DVD collection is most likely composed of 85% Laurel & Hardy, Will Hay and Harold Lloyd, with the remaining 15% consisting of hairy-growler 70s porn with bad dubbing.

Out of likes. The Aitch has been swinging his bollocks around the past couple of days like the big fucking I am because @and @Frank and @Miles have been taking all the combined pastings of the collective membership. He doesn't understand that he's a cunt hair away from being completely annihilated and is acting accordingly.

Harold, who the fuck do you think you are?

 

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56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off Harold! Your DVD collection is most likely composed of 85% Laurel & Hardy, Will Hay and Harold Lloyd, with the remaining 15% consisting of hairy-growler 70s porn with bad dubbing. 

Actually the Laurel and Hardy Collection, 15 DVDS, is occupying pride of place next to my stash of hardcore porn.  Hairy growler? 

 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Instead of ruining the immersion, I do wish that you'd just PM me and ask for an explanation, in-lieu of stumbling in mid-pasting without a fucking clue about what's going on.

You're worse than your typical woman who keeps asking "what's happening?" and "who's that?" throughout the duration of a film.

It's true I'm always on half a gist on the Corner.  But you know what Tommy Steele said about half! 

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

You're worse than your typical woman who keeps asking "what's happening?" and "who's that?" throughout the duration of a film.

Watching Back To The Future in a Norwich cinema, I stared in horror and thought "Jesus Christ, he's actually going to fuck his own mother!!"

But then the usher spotted them, and chucked them out.

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17 minutes ago, scotty said:

Watching Back To The Future in a Norwich cinema, I stared in horror and thought "Jesus Christ, he's actually going to fuck his own mother!!"

But then the usher spotted them, and chucked them out.

You’re supposed to be fucking watching the movie you old pervert. 

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39 minutes ago, scotty said:

Watching Back To The Future in a Norwich cinema, I stared in horror and thought "Jesus Christ, he's actually going to fuck his own mother!!"

But then the usher spotted them, and chucked them out.

It would have been a great storyline if he had fucked his mum in ‘Back To The Future’. Especially if she’d got knocked up and we could have had an inbred mutant who was 50 years older than Marty, yet his son.

 ‘Spack To The Future’ with Marty McFlid’..

fuck off.

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It would have been a great storyline if he had fucked his mum in ‘Back To The Future’. Especially if she’d got knocked up and we could have had an inbred mutant who was 50 years older than Marty, yet his son.

 ‘Spack To The Future’ with Marty McFlid’..

fuck off.

I was wondering only recently whether the FlidSpack game was still going.

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Out of likes. The Aitch has been swinging his bollocks around the past couple of days like the big fucking I am because @and @Frank and @Miles have been taking all the combined pastings of the collective membership. He doesn't understand that he's a cunt hair away from being completely annihilated and is acting accordingly.

Harold, who the fuck do you think you are?

 

A good question.  How much time do you have? 

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