Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 21:09 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:09 22 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You did shit your kex when Margo(t) rocked up as I recall. Quite right too. I don’t want to tangle with an imaginary 65 year old estate agent. Someone like that would undoubtedly have connections that would see me being water blasted in an underground black site within a few hours. He actually typed out messages to me from his imaginary friends that night. What an absolute fucking laughing stock. I know you’re reading this Johnny. Lol lol lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 21:11 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:11 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Quite right too. I don’t want to tangle with an imaginary 65 year old estate agent. Someone like that would undoubtedly have connections that would see me being water blasted in an underground black site within a few hours. He actually typed out messages to me from his imaginary friends that night. What an absolute fucking laughing stock. I know you’re reading this Johnny. Lol lol lol. Let’s see how fucking brave you are with a 4500psi waterblaster up your chuff. @Ape™️? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 21:12 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:12 6 minutes ago, Redacted said: Mhmm Norfolk County council it is.Stupid little fucking jobsworth. Aha! So you're giving up a correction. There's hope for you yet. Bob Hope and No Hope. (Bob Hope's dead) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:13 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:13 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Aha! So you're giving up a correction. There's hope for you yet. Bob Hope and No Hope. (Bob Hope's dead) I'll be putting in a complaint to his employers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 21:16 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:16 Just now, Redacted said: I'll be putting in a complaint to his employers. You’re a very sick individual. There's still time to get a private sick note for Monday morning if you stretch your arsehole. Think about that, a whole three days of not having to lick arse all day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:17 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:17 1 minute ago, Redacted said: I'll be putting in a complaint to his employers. "Dear Norfolk Council (whichever one you are) One of your 8,000 employees who is called Decimus has called me a nonce. Please fire him." I'm absolutely shitting myself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:22 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:22 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Dear Norfolk Council (whichever one you are) One of your 8,000 employees who is called Decimus has called me a nonce. Please fire him." I'm absolutely shitting myself. I know which one you work for as you have admitted as much 🤣 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 21:24 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:24 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Dear Norfolk Council (whichever one you are) One of your 8,000 employees who is called Decimus has called me a nonce. Please fire him." I'm absolutely shitting myself. PS…I’m in Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:24 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:24 Just now, Redacted said: I know which one you work for as you have admitted as much 🤣 Oh dear. "Dear whichever council I imagine someone called Decimus on a website told me he worked for, Please sack him as he called me a nonce". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:27 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:27 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: PS…I’m in Canada. Don't tell him that, I'm enjoying this too much. Although an email directly to Trudeau himself would be fairly amusing, I suppose. "Dear Justin, There is a man called Decimus who is from Norfolk and used to work for a council somewhere there who has called me a nonce. Please deport him". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:41 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:41 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: "Dear whichever council I imagine someone called Decimus on a website told me he worked for, Please sack him as he called me a nonce". Think it's more the extreme anti semitism,racism and vile shit said about 6 year old girls by one of their employees they would be more interested in. You're not in cucknadia either 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 21:44 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:44 15 minutes ago, Redacted said: I know which one you work for as you have admitted as much 🤣 Oh dear. This going around making threats isn't going to win you any points here. In fact, quite the opposite. My advice is sign out, settle down with a chill pill, listen to some Toni Braxton and come back tomorrow when you're refreshed and in a better mood. The Chill Pill can be supplemented with a few tabs of Oxycodone and alcohol if you want to draw a blank over tonight's fiasco. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 21:47 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:47 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Don't tell him that, I'm enjoying this too much. Although an email directly to Trudeau himself would be fairly amusing, I suppose. "Dear Justin, There is a man called Decimus who is from Norfolk and used to work for a council somewhere there who has called me a nonce. Please deport him". Knock it off Decs. The cunt ‘s dead. How bored are you ffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 21:48 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:48 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: This going around making threats isn't going to win you any points here. In fact, quite the opposite. My advice is sign out, settle down with a chill pill, listen to some Toni Braxton and come back tomorrow when you're refreshed and in a better mood. The Chill Pill can be supplemented with a few tabs of Oxycodone and alcohol if you want to draw a blank over tonight's fiasco. Kill it H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:48 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:48 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Knock it off Decs. The cunt ‘s dead. How bored are you ffs? Jump into the River Mersey with a large cinder blocked chained to your leg please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:51 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:51 6 minutes ago, Redacted said: Think it's more the extreme anti semitism,racism and vile shit said about 6 year old girls by one of their employees they would be more interested in. You're not in cucknadia either 😉 Alas, as you're unemployed and a resident of your mother's spare bedroom, I can't really send out a round robin email to every supermarket ooop north demanding that they sack the employee that staff voted to be the most likely serial killer/sex offender of future years, with the added tip off that his name is Reptyle. But you knock yourself out, little boy. Fling off your emails to eight different local government bodies plus several immigration agencies in Canada just in case any of them have a "Decimus" registered within their books. What a fucking tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 21:51 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:51 1 minute ago, Redacted said: Jump into the River Mersey with a large cinder blocked chained to your leg please. Why the River Mersey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 21:52 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:52 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Knock it off Decs. The cunt ‘s dead. How bored are you ffs? He's on his arse, for sure. But the thing with Reptyle is, he can always be counted upon to make even more of a cunt out of himself if given the required amount of attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:53 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:53 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why the River Mersey? Cos he claims to live in the Wirral, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 21:58 Report Share Posted Sunday at 21:58 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Alas, as you're unemployed and a resident of your mother's spare bedroom, I can't really send out a round robin email to every supermarket ooop north demanding that they sack the employee that staff voted to be the most likely serial killer/sex offender of future years, with the added tip off that his name is Reptyle. But you knock yourself out, little boy. Fling off your emails to eight different local government bodies plus several immigration agencies in Canada just in case any of them have a "Decimus" registered within their books. What a fucking tool. I don't need to get in touch with 8 irrelevant council bodies when I know for a fact it's Norfolk county council you're employed by 😂 I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:00 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:00 1 minute ago, Redacted said: I don't need to get in touch with 8 irrelevant council bodies when I know for a fact it's Norfolk county council you're employed by 😂 I love it! You must have cracked that third Smirnoff. What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Sunday at 22:02 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:02 4 minutes ago, Redacted said: Cos he claims to live in the Wirral, obviously. I actually don’t exist and, hand on heart, I’ve never actually fingered Michelle Dotrice in the mid-80s. I’ve regaled the corner with tales of my children, that I’ve never had and my cunt of a wife that I’ve never actually married. Did you really believe me? You stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 22:05 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:05 Just now, Decimus said: You must have cracked that third Smirnoff. What a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 22:08 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:08 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I actually don’t exist and, hand on heart, I’ve never actually fingered Michelle Dotrice in the mid-80s. I’ve regaled the corner with tales of my children, that I’ve never had and my cunt of a wife that I’ve never actually married. Did you really believe me? You stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Sunday at 22:14 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:14 1 minute ago, Redacted said: Cos he claims to live in the Wirral, obviously. I never not knew that no how. Now I'd like to give you a 1 to 1 reading free of charge. We normally just say the "Mersey". I'm being drawn to a fairly well educated man in the 30-40 age range and the Home Counties region. I would go further and say you have recently escaped from a six month kidnapping ordeal in which your nearest and dearest did everything they could to not pay any ransom but despite their best efforts you was released. During this you managed to learn three oriental languages utilising a selection of take away menus and study materials provided by your captors. You also built the sort of physique that Tarzan would be proud of. The police support team told you the road to recovery would be long and painful especially if you started by joining Cunts Corner on a Sunday evening when everybody there was sharpening their knives for ritual slaughter. I advise you to shut the fuck up while you still have the chance. We have the gang's email address and can get in touch to have you whisked off again to the delight of your family and friends. Redacted might become ABDUCTED. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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