Frank Posted Sunday at 22:19 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:19 16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I actually don’t exist and, hand on heart, I’ve never actually fingered Michelle Dotrice in the mid-80s. I’ve regaled the corner with tales of my children, that I’ve never had and my cunt of a wife that I’ve never actually married. Did you really believe me? You stupid little cunt. There's no Mrs DC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:19 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:19 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I actually don’t exist and, hand on heart, I’ve never actually fingered Michelle Dotrice in the mid-80s. I’ve regaled the corner with tales of my children, that I’ve never had and my cunt of a wife that I’ve never actually married. Did you really believe me? You stupid little cunt. If I'm any judge of Reptyle, which I am, I think he's now running at peak edgelord levels. Inbetween shoving giant wotsits into his fat, fucking face and tugging his maggot raw over taboo porn, I can guarantee that his orange and cum stained fingers are furiously typing out fantasies about his fictitious victories on here all over 4Chan and Reddit. "Yeah, so I told them it was Haitch and not Aitch and shat some cunt up by saying he lived in the rough geographic area of over a million other people. I'm a chad bro, dude, bra etc". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 22:23 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:23 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: you was This is exactly what I'm talking about and why i won't be lectured to on the English language from a fackin suverner who take their influence from the french of all people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:26 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:26 Just now, Redacted said: This is exactly what I'm talking about and why i won't be lectured to on the English language from a fackin suverner. "I" and "by". You really should take up our offer of a thorough lecturing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redacted Posted Sunday at 22:28 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:28 Just now, Decimus said: "I" and "by". You really should take up our offer of a thorough lecturing. Remember when salty piss flap made you melt down multiple times and rattled the shit out of you every day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:29 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:29 Just now, Redacted said: Remember when salty piss flap made you melt down multiple times and rattled the shit out of you every day? No, but I remember running him off the site, as I have yourself several times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Sunday at 22:37 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:37 16 minutes ago, Frank said: There's no Mrs DC? Get involved or get fucked. There's a punter on here who has the audacity to claim that Haitch is factually correct and this is all you've got to say on the matter? Frankly, I expected more of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted Sunday at 22:39 Report Share Posted Sunday at 22:39 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He actually typed out messages to me from his imaginary friends that night. Fuck me, that thread should be printed off and hung in the Louvre. One of the most hilariously cringeworthy things I've seen on here, and this is a board that's had jazz, punkape and bronykeith posting on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 23:03 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:03 21 minutes ago, nocti said: Fuck me, that thread should be printed off and hung in the Louvre. One of the most hilariously cringeworthy things I've seen on here, and this is a board that's had jazz, punkape and bronykeith posting on it. He told me that he was holidaying with friends and he was going to let them post messages to me on the corner. Then he typed out two posts that were exactly the same as his usual ones. He probably has tea parties with dolls and teddy bears too. The creepy little freak. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Sunday at 23:03 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:03 33 minutes ago, Redacted said: Remember when salty piss flap made you melt down multiple times and rattled the shit out of you every day? Old Pete might have been a vile twisted pederast, but he had a surprisingly poetic turn of phrase when it came to the Florida sharpshooter... Mary had a tiny cunt, At 13, never clammy. Until she spent the afternoon 2 hours from Miami. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 23:12 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:12 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Old Pete might have been a vile twisted pederast, but he had a surprisingly poetic turn of phrase when it came to the Florida sharpshooter... Mary had a tiny cunt, At 13, never clammy. Until she spent the afternoon 2 hours from Miami. Piracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Sunday at 23:19 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:19 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Piracy. Homage. Besides, you ripped off my Texas sharpshooter fallacy in the first place. Ah, those were the days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Sunday at 23:28 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:28 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Homage. Besides, you ripped off my Texas sharpshooter fallacy in the first place. Ah, those were the days... Wasn’t that a conversation about a Florida rent-a-cop shooting a spook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted Sunday at 23:33 Report Share Posted Sunday at 23:33 Sort of both... September 2019 December 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted Monday at 09:14 Report Share Posted Monday at 09:14 12 hours ago, Redacted said: They don't exist? Really? https://www.norwich.gov.uk/site/ or maybe it's Norfolk County council? hmm! I don't think I'll take English lessons from a scummy worm who doesn't know the difference between 'were' and 'was' thanks. Where were the paedo inferences? It's just a fact the weirdos who wake with paedos always on the mind probably have something to hide.It's called self projection. You appear to be quite the slueth, Reptyle. I think I've found you the perfect job, you pubescent chip butty-snorting tosser... with a starting wage of £32k you'll finally be able to move out of mum & dad's: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13850701/Now-just-one-GCSE-job-MI5-spy.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted Monday at 09:54 Report Share Posted Monday at 09:54 Can some of you bods drop the noncing suggestions, you know it won't end well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Monday at 10:17 Report Share Posted Monday at 10:17 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You appear to be quite the slueth, Reptyle. I think I've found you the perfect job, you pubescent chip butty-snorting tosser... with a starting wage of £32k you'll finally be able to move out of mum & dad's: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13850701/Now-just-one-GCSE-job-MI5-spy.html More likely a bumbailiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted Monday at 10:20 Report Share Posted Monday at 10:20 11 hours ago, Redacted said: This is exactly what I'm talking about and why i won't be lectured to on the English language from a fackin suverner who take their influence from the french of all people. What ARE you fucking on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted Monday at 11:07 Report Share Posted Monday at 11:07 12 hours ago, Redacted said: This is exactly what I'm talking about and why i won't be lectured to on the English language from a fackin suverner who take their influence from the french of all people. Quite right too! To the bits in bold: 1) upper case 'I' here; 2) no need for the first of two prepositions; 3) while acceptable as grammatically incorrect in this context, fackin' is contracted and ought to have an apostrophe mark in place of the missing 'g'; 4) this context is singular, so it's 'takes' not take; and 5) French needs capitalising. Kinda shot yourself in the hoof here, don't you think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Monday at 11:48 Report Share Posted Monday at 11:48 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: You appear to be quite the slueth, Reptyle. I think I've found you the perfect job, you pubescent chip butty-snorting tosser... with a starting wage of £32k you'll finally be able to move out of mum & dad's: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13850701/Now-just-one-GCSE-job-MI5-spy.html More Clouseau than Poirot, with all the investigative prowess of Officer fucking Dibble. Let's hope he did send his ridiculous email accusing a fictional one name character of being beastly to him. I've got friends in several HR departments around the district who would be more than happy to share his contact details... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted Monday at 12:48 Report Share Posted Monday at 12:48 55 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've got friends Most of us would find that very hard to believe. 🚷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted Monday at 13:02 Report Share Posted Monday at 13:02 9 minutes ago, and said: Most of us would find that very hard to believe. 🚷 Alright, Solly? You must be over the moon this morning, what with Reptyle stealing your crown as the biggest fucking idiot currently on the site. Frankly I'm astonished that anyone could rattle harder than you without their head falling off, yet here we are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted Monday at 13:37 Report Share Posted Monday at 13:37 15 hours ago, Decimus said: furiously typing out fantasies about his fictitious victories on here No mystery where he gets that from, you self-aggrandising narcissistic cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted Monday at 13:42 Report Share Posted Monday at 13:42 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He probably has tea parties with dolls and teddy bears too. The creepy little freak. That's nothing compared with @Wolfie's masturbatory molestation of glove puppets. 🧸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted Monday at 22:55 Report Share Posted Monday at 22:55 On 15/09/2024 at 23:19, Frank said: There's no Mrs DC? She was very taken with you, Francis…when you took us for dinner in that London. She went off you when you commented about her ‘build.’ But for some bizarre reason, she’s ridiculously fond of you and that dwarf in Game of Thrones. Make of this what you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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