Cuntybaws Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 There's definitely some irony in the athletes arriving on small boats. Also, why is their turd mascot red instead of brown? @Witheredscrote, any theories? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Watching the shitfest on TV. All the teams plowing up the Seine on boats in the pissing rain. They may as well put Djibouti in a fucking dinghy they're such a small team. When does the boxing start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: There's definitely some irony in the athletes arriving on small boats. Also, why is their turd mascot red instead of brown? @Witheredscrote, any theories? Looks like the frogs have been ‘de-feeted’ before the games have even begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 This pile of fucking shit makes Eurovision look like an ISIS video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: There's definitely some irony in the athletes arriving on small boats. Also, why is their turd mascot red instead of brown? @Witheredscrote, any theories? Usually I'd be asking why one of them was a spastic and complaining about the usual tricks of the Wokerati lobby within the advertisement industry. But then I remembered that they are supposed to be French, so it's a fair approximation of one those animals, minus the white flag of course. @Witheredscrote get fucked. Lolololol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 The Australian media were quacking about being excluded when the boats for Bahrain and Cambodia popped up and it took an age for our commentators to work out that as the 2032 hosts, Australia would be one of the last to appear. The laser show was good, Celine pretty good, but the less said about the fashion show and the Trans Smurf with Le Erection hosting The Last Supper, the better. Was I alone in spending a fair while trying to work out who the various Afro-French people were? Ooh, look! It’s that French Teenage Basketballer! If they had any balls, they’d have had Cantona re-enact his Karate Kick, Jean-Paul Gaultier being sodomised with a model Eiffel Tower, and Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon retaking the 19th arrondisement to the theme tune of S’Express. The pussies didn’t even make Australia sail down the Seine on a diesel submarine. I’m not sure I’ll be staying up to watch much. Though the inevitable terrorist outrage will rather overshadow events anyway I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 (edited) On 27/07/2024 at 03:58, Last Cunt Standing said: theme tune of S’Express. A vocalist was all over me in some plush club in London once, LCS. I was dressed well and looking good and she even asked the bouncer if she could come in the toilets with me... the filthy cougar, I would expect similar behaviour from @Mrs Roops. Lol. Edited July 28 by Mrs Roops Libellous content removed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shit For Brains Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: she even asked the bouncer if she could come in the toilets with me Why is that? Can't you go for a wee-wee, without mummy holding your winkle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: A vocalist was all over me in some plush club in London once, LCS. I was dressed well and looking good and she even asked the bouncer if she could come in the toilets with me... the filthy cougar, I would expect similar behaviour from @Mrs Roops. Lol. I’m glad you got to the ‘she’ bit. I was trying to picture the vocalist from S-Express and all I could come up with was that gangly bloke with big ears and a lazy eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I was dressed well and looking good and she even asked the bouncer if she could come in the toilets with me... the filthy cougar, You could have brought a selection of your aftershaves out into the communal area for her. I’m sure the bouncers would have been ok with that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 I see the sly chinkies have been collecting medals. One of the female rely swimmers was a dead ringer of Sandy (the fish god) from the 70s TV show "Monkey". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I see the sly chinkies have been collecting medals. One of the female rely swimmers was a dead ringer of Sandy (the fish god) from the 70s TV show "Monkey". ‘Hello ladies.. here comes handsome Pigsy!’ I fucking love that programme. I rewatched both series a couple of years ago. Replacement Pigsy in series 2 was shit. They’d definitely run out of ideas when the fucking horse started talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘Hello ladies.. here comes handsome Pigsy!’ I fucking love that programme. I rewatched both series a couple of years ago. Replacement Pigsy in series 2 was shit. They’d definitely run out of ideas when the fucking horse started talking. Voice of Andrew Sachs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 18 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: A vocalist was all over me in some plush club in London once, LCS. I was dressed well and looking good and she even asked the bouncer if she could come in the toilets with me... the filthy cougar, I would expect similar behaviour from @Mrs Roops. Lol. Well I hope any similarities with the chartreuse end there, OCR. I doubt you’d have had much fun in the cubicle with The Empress, who rumour has it owns the only copy of The Joy Of Sex with corrections in the margin and an exasperated postscript decrying the authors’ base misunderstanding of female sexuality. I suspect you’d have a moister experience on the salt flats of Utah. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well I hope any similarities with the chartreuse end there, OCR. I doubt you’d have had much fun in the cubicle with The Empress, who rumour has it owns the only copy of The Joy Of Sex with corrections in the margin and an exasperated postscript decrying the authors’ base misunderstanding of female sexuality. I suspect you’d have a moister experience on the salt flats of Utah. If I hadn’t taken a solemn oath of silence regarding this female out of respect for Scotty, I’d probably totally agree and more Doc. But as a man of my word I’ll keep my trap shut for now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I see the Seine is too full of garlic-infused turds today for the Triathlon swim to go ahead. No contingency plan from the IOC. I say spice it up a bit. Give them some barrels, logs and length of rope. Make ‘em raft the first stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 23 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see the Seine is too full of garlic-infused turds today for the Triathlon swim to go ahead. No contingency plan from the IOC. I say spice it up a bit. Give them some barrels, logs and length of rope. Make ‘em raft the first stage. It looks as though swimmers have got enough Parisian discharge to deal with as things, er, float. And it pissed it down throughout the opening ceremony, lol. And the national train network was totally screwed. Lololol. Christ I love it when the French lose control... it's never going to be the success of the 2012 London spectackle. Isn't that correct @Witheredscrote, you chavvy-part-of-Kent Francophile wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: It looks as though swimmers have got enough Parisian discharge to deal with as things, er, float. And it pissed it down throughout opening ceremony, lol. And the national train network was totally screwed. Lololol. Christ I love it when the French lose control... it's never going to be the success of the 2012 London spectackle. Isn't that correct @Witheredscrote, you chavvy-part-of-Kent Francophile wanker? Our TV is full of Aussie Swimmers and Canoeists doing rather well, but there is a steady drumbeat of grumbling about the food, the accommodations and transport. I gather the hoteliers are complaining they are half full too. The swimming pool apparently isn’t deep enough or has slack lane markings so making World record pace improbable. Pissing rain too. Bit of a shambles. I’m sure LA will be better. Brisbane seemed quite sorry to have volunteered for 2032 when I was there a few weeks back. “Give ‘em back” was the common cabbie view, or “give it to fucking Sydney”, which is very serious indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 On 27/07/2024 at 16:26, and said: Why is that? Can't you go for a wee-wee, without mummy holding your winkle? Shouldn't you be on the Paralympics page? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: It looks as though swimmers have got enough Parisian discharge to deal with as things, er, float. And it pissed it down throughout the opening ceremony, lol. And the national train network was totally screwed. Lololol. Christ I love it when the French lose control... it's never going to be the success of the 2012 London spectackle. The elastic on those Union Jack boxers must have been at maximum stretch when it all went wrong on day one. Bloody Frogs, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 Who says the BCC is fucking useless? I just learned a new word from them, "grossophobic". Homophobia and xenophobia may be frowned upon, even illegal, these days, but the right to be grossophobic is a hate crime hill I am willing to die on. Massive lesbian files complaint over opening ceremony abuse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Who says the BCC is fucking useless? I just learned a new word from them, "grossophobic". Homophobia and xenophobia may be frowned upon, even illegal, these days, but the right to be grossophobic is a hate crime hill I am willing to die on. Massive lesbian files complaint over opening ceremony abuse Do they mean massive lesbian as in rugmuncher with an enormous sexual appetite, or massive as in hasn’t seen her snatch since President Mitterrand was alive? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31 Author Report Share Posted July 31 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Do they mean massive lesbian as in rugmuncher with an enormous sexual appetite, or massive as in hasn’t seen her snatch since President Mitterrand was alive? I may have paraphrased the wording on that link slightly - I meant "massive" in the same sense as "supermassive black hole". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 53 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Who says the BCC is fucking useless? I just learned a new word from them, "grossophobic". Homophobia and xenophobia may be frowned upon, even illegal, these days, but the right to be grossophobic is a hate crime hill I am willing to die on. Massive lesbian files complaint over opening ceremony abuse Phwoar!! 😛😛😛😍😍💓 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 32 minutes ago, scotty said: Phwoar!! 😛😛😛😍😍💓 You’ll need a couple of scissor jacks and cargo straps to get to it. Take spare torch batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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