ChildeHarold Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 4 hours ago, and said: They do, especially when they're measuring Brad. Jen said for a change she could actually feel something (probably the dildo I was shoving up her arse) She looked great in Beowulf all slithery and well proportioned. Then I realised it was a computer generated image. It looked like her, but enhanced. She had tje face of Angelina but the body of a fit twenty year old black woman. The only thing real was her voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: @ProfB? You never see a beautiful chick with one of them do you? Am I being sexist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Frank said: I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something that's not quite right about you. I'll get to the bottom of it... believe you me. Frank, you’re getting murdered by a member who’s 4 time zones away and fighting climate change polar bears off his kids. Is there any chance that you can land, at least a glancing blow on this cunt? We’re waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Why do you toy with my feelings. I'm younger and better looking. I am looking for a 50 year old truck driver who can appreciate me and has ample shelf space for my trophies, Miss West Midlands Beauty Queen 1995 (Coventry area), Miss England 1996 (all contestants had to have the Cross of St George tattooed on their arse) and Miss United Kingdom 1997. Plus a quarter finalist medallion for Miss World 1999. The Bryan Forbes Special Award for Endurance 2000. Now get outta my Beauty Parlour and Nail Bar. My mother liked going to Coventry. She got sent there a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 44 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said: My mother liked going to Coventry. Lady Godiva, riding bareback through the medieval streets with her enormous cock dangling between the horse's hooves. Lolololol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 @Dave Umbongo, I've extended the suspension for a further seven days for attempting to get back on the site by creating a new account. Try that again and I'll throw you in the incinerator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Lady Godiva, riding bareback through the medieval streets with her enormous cock dangling between the horse's hooves. Lolololol. Better than running amok on the swamp Fens with six webbed toes trying to catch ducks. Have you got a huge "member"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: She looked great in Beowulf all slithery and well proportioned. Then I realised it was a computer generated image. It looked like her, but enhanced. She had tje face of Angelina but the body of a fit twenty year old black woman. The only thing real was her voice. I think you're getting a mite confused, it was Jennifer Aniston, who was in receipt of my good news, not Angelina Jolie, who I wouldn't touch with @Decimus's winkle, even if he had one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 19 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Frank, you’re getting murdered by a member who’s 4 time zones away and fighting climate change polar bears off his kids. Is there any chance that you can land, at least a glancing blow on this cunt? We’re waiting. Are you still on some time delay naughty step? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @Dave Umbongo, I've extended the suspension for a further seven days for attempting to get back on the site by creating a new account. Try that again and I'll throw you in the incinerator. What a username. I miss his smiling black face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Frank, you’re getting murdered by a member who’s 4 time zones away and fighting climate change polar bears off his kids. Is there any chance that you can land, at least a glancing blow on this cunt? We’re waiting. Hello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 26 Author Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, and said: I think you're getting a mite confused, it was Jennifer Aniston, who was in receipt of my good news, not Angelina Jolie, who I wouldn't touch with @Decimus's winkle, even if he had one. Who gives a fuck about your bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you still on some time delay naughty step? Merseytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you still on some time delay naughty step? Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Who gives a fuck about your bitch? Well, obviously, I do. I don't give a fuck about Angelina, you can have her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 27 Author Report Share Posted July 27 3 hours ago, and said: Well, obviously, I do. I don't give a fuck about Angelina, you can have her! Well not now obviously. Look at the age gap: I'm 39 and she's... what will happen in ten years time when shes 55 and I'm 39? It's just not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 On 25/07/2024 at 21:31, Decimus said: @ProfB? vado via 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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