Ape™️ Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 19 minutes ago, and said: My point is, thicko, nobody gives a fuck about your windbag pontificating on world politics, if it makes you feel important, I've got some news, you're pissing in the wind. My post, shit hoarder, was written to elicit a response from a particular member. You stupid fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: My post, shit hoarder, was written to elicit a response from a particular member. You stupid fucking cunt. Too bad, everybody gets to see it, and comment on it, if they so wish. That's the way this site works, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 5 hours ago, and said: Tell me about it. I've been persona non grata ever since Brad Pitt found me balls deep in Jennifer Aniston. USa still uses fractions of an inch don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: USa still uses fractions of an inch don't they? They do, especially when they're measuring Brad. Jen said for a change she could actually feel something (probably the dildo I was shoving up her arse) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, and said: They do, especially when they're measuring Brad. Jen said for a change she could actually feel something (probably the dildo I was shoving up her arse) Being an obvious loner whose dogshit & porn star monikers go some way to confirming, I'm hardly surprised to see your random comment about shoving a dildo up Jennifer Aniston's arse. You weird, pervy fucking Gavin Plumb wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, and said: Jen said for a change she could actually feel something (probably the dildo I was shoving up her arse) Wait a minute. Jen Dildo... Jill Dando... Case solved at last after 25 years, you dirty fucking Barry George lookalike stalker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I'm hardly surprised to see your random comment about shoving a dildo up Jennifer Aniston's arse. Jealousy is such a poor trait in a, presumably, mature man. Let's hear about your Kate Bush fantasies, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 25 minutes ago, and said: Jealousy is such a poor trait in a, presumably, mature man. Let's hear about your Kate Bush fantasies, again. I referred to Kate as 'beautiful & sexy' or similar; I don't recall saying I wanted to shove a dildo up her arse. A stupid analogy from a seriously stupid and peculiar commenter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Wait a minute. Jen Dildo... Jill Dando... Case solved at last after 25 years, you dirty fucking Barry George lookalike stalker! Barry George? I remember him. Especially that goal he scored in the 1971 cup final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Barry George? I remember him. Especially that goal he scored in the 1971 cup final. He was also a great darts player, if a little flamboyant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Wait a minute. Jen Dildo... Jill Dando... Case solved at last after 25 years, you dirty fucking Barry George lookalike stalker! Wasn't it rumoured that Dando was offed because she had discovered a secret, high profile paedophile ring? If so I'd mark you right, @and gets very angry whenever anyone has got it in for a child abuser, so I could see him fitting up Bulsara after boring poor old Jill to death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Barry George? I remember him. Especially that goal he scored in the 1971 cup final. That wasn't Barry, it was his brother, Charlene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I referred to Kate as 'beautiful & sexy' or similar; I don't recall saying I wanted to shove a dildo up her arse. A stupid analogy from a seriously stupid and peculiar commenter. There's a lot of things you didn't say, but you very definitely thought them, however you did admit to masturbating with a Sooty puppet and casually leaving the evidence for someone else to pick up, you evidently got some sort of sexual arousal out of that, you fuckin' deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 46 minutes ago, scotty said: He was also a great darts player, if a little flamboyant. He's 78 now, and appears to be in the advanced stages of senility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wasn't it rumoured that Dando was offed because she had discovered a secret, high profile paedophile ring? If so I'd mark you right, @and gets very angry whenever anyone has got it in for a child abuser, so I could see him fitting up Bulsara after boring poor old Jill to death. What is it with you and your obsession with paedophilia? 🤔 He who smelt it, dealt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 minute ago, Frank said: What is it with you and your obsession with paedophilia? 🤔 I guess I'm just old fashioned in that I'm not overly fond of dirty old cunts who like to stick their maggots inside little girls and boys. You know what I mean, mate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'm hardly surprised to see your random comment about shoving a dildo up Jennifer Aniston's arse. I’ve heard about these ram coms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 42 minutes ago, Decimus said: I guess I'm just old fashioned in that I'm not overly fond of dirty old cunts who like to stick their maggots inside little girls and boys. You know what I mean, mate? I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something that's not quite right about you. I'll get to the bottom of it... believe you me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I'll get to the bottom of it... believe you me. The only thing that you've ever reliably gotten to the bottom of, other than the dozens of Shoreditch rah-rah rent boys that you've ploughed over the years, is the proverbial barrel. You desperate, out-of-ideas, end of the pier cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Thanks if I ever go there again which is probably not, no, no way or no how, never, not in a thousand sundays, not on your elasticated nelly, give me a break, are you taking the piss, fuck you. I was at Coventry on Sunday when I was told to go to the area manager,s office and told to phone the nursing home that my father was in .. they told me that he was dead .. the area manager told me to go home on the next train .. he was taken aback when I told him that I would stick to my booked duty .. it was actually three days before Christmas, my father hated Christmas .. we buried him on Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 2 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said: I was at Coventry on Sunday when I was told to go to the area manager,s office and told to phone the nursing home that my father was in .. they told me that he was dead .. the area manager told me to go home on the next train .. he was taken aback when I told him that I would stick to my booked duty .. it was actually three days before Christmas, my father hated Christmas .. we buried him on Christmas Eve. With your track record of fictional family bereavements, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out that he was in fact hale and hearty at 678 and living out the rest of his days in Nuneaton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Just now, Miles from Dublin said: I was at Coventry on Sunday when I was told to go to the area manager,s office and told to phone the nursing home that my father was in .. they told me that he was dead .. the area manager told me to go home on the next train .. he was taken aback when I told him that I would stick to my booked duty .. it was actually three days before Christmas, my father hated Christmas .. we buried him on Christmas Eve. Why do you toy with my feelings. I'm younger and better looking. I am looking for a 50 year old truck driver who can appreciate me and has ample shelf space for my trophies, Miss West Midlands Beauty Queen 1995 (Coventry area), Miss England 1996 (all contestants had to have the Cross of St George tattooed on their arse) and Miss United Kingdom 1997. Plus a quarter finalist medallion for Miss World 1999. The Bryan Forbes Special Award for Endurance 2000. Now get outta my Beauty Parlour and Nail Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I am looking for a 50 year old truck driver who can appreciate me and has ample shelf space for my trophies @ProfB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 6 minutes ago, Miles from Dublin said: it was actually three days before Christmas, my father hated Christmas .. we buried him on Christmas Eve. That narrows the timeline down to sometime between 22 Dec 1 AD and 22 Dec 2023 AD. More information please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25 Report Share Posted July 25 1 minute ago, Decimus said: @ProfB? I was just about to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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